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Just One Question lol..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Heard this on the radio this morning and some quirky answers so wondered if you guys fancied a thought on it..
You are seeing a psychic a clairvoyant and your guaranteed the correct answer... but only one question allowed.
What would you ask???
Most asked when would they die... Morbid dogs... Bahhh.
Mike and Ju x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"who is my babys father
A Candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show ........"
Its often been said lol... If We went on Kyle we'd be able to do a series lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you went on Kyle you would have to have some of the following...
Curly teeth or no teeth
Black roots on blonde hair
Grey roots on black hair
Dodgy homemade tattoos
Be unable to string a coherent sentence together
Have an addiction problem
Be married to a cousin
Wear tracksuit bottoms
Wear huge loop earings
Have a prison record
Plus more that I can't think of right now
If you ticked yes to any of the above then Graham is waiting backstage to sort you out!
I love Kyle lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you went on Kyle you would have to have some of the following...
Curly teeth or no teeth
Black roots on blonde hair
Grey roots on black hair
Dodgy homemade tattoos
Be unable to string a coherent sentence together
Have an addiction problem
Be married to a cousin
Wear tracksuit bottoms
Wear huge loop earings
Have a prison record
Plus more that I can't think of right now
If you ticked yes to any of the above then Graham is waiting backstage to sort you out!
I love Kyle lol
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When are you on the show then Honeypot......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are seeing a psychic a clairvoyant and your guaranteed the correct answer... but only one question allowed."
Is today's date an accurate gauge of when Christ lived? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Odd, this question was for the guys and not one replied lol lol
Have to say I'd ask.....
Sooooo when am I finally gonna get some bloody decent sex????? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd ask what is the correct way to measure a penis and then if there is anyway of imparting that knowledge to every man from birth...."
Every man knows how to measure a penis... Base of the neck, keep tape loose then down the back round the bum under the sack.. allowing room for the balls to hang freely.. up and under the shaft and then just a bit over the top for good luck...
Easy really... pahhh |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"I'd ask what is the correct way to measure a penis and then if there is anyway of imparting that knowledge to every man from birth....
Every man knows how to measure a penis... Base of the neck, keep tape loose then down the back round the bum under the sack.. allowing room for the balls to hang freely.. up and under the shaft and then just a bit over the top for good luck...
Easy really... pahhh"
That makes Jason's about 4ft 2" then.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does depend on if your standing or lying down mind....
hard to get the tape under your back when laying... So best to start at the foot... "
I always start with a foot.. then add a couple of inches to account for the 'coldness' factor, then measure the rest of it after 15 sachets of viagra and 6 hours of quality porn viewing...and take the final measurement just as I'm about to 'lock on'... just like all guys do! Thought you knew that already. |
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i would ask ...
why do women look for there perfect man ...then change him ???
and @heaven ...it says in your profile you only want to talk ...lol
whooohoooooo boy-gang member fighting back LOL
MR X
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"i would ask ...
why do women look for there perfect man ...then change him ???
and @heaven ...it says in your profile you only want to talk ...lol
whooohoooooo boy-gang member fighting back LOL
MR X
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Pathetic attempt even if I do say so myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol horny had been wearing the wrong size for years and finally got her up to peter jones in sloane square she has gone from a 36DD to a 32 FF - and feels a million times better for it - come on girls get measuring after all you insist on us men making innacurate measurements lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to measure women for bras many years ago and most were wearing the wrong size,there were many that were jealous of that job I can tell you lol |
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