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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A black dog stands in the middle of an street in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was driving a milk float and therefore stopping distances are shorter and rections don't need to be as quick.... in fact the dog just jumped on his lap as he went past  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I notice a woman got it right first!
All hail the pussy posse!!!"
As the posse spend so long on here posting absolute bolleaux is that such a suprise???????????????? |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"I notice a woman got it right first!
All hail the pussy posse!!!
As the posse spend so long on here posting absolute bolleaux is that such a suprise????????????????"
Mr 2bonk............ put the one with the balls back on please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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..or the guy was driving a convertible and shouted, "OI! Fido, move ya stoooopid ass will ya!"... and the dog turned and said (before scampering off), "Go fuck yaself, ya moron!". So the man says in reply, "Okay then pooch!" ... and heads straight for the mutt. Just then a milk float that had been missing since 1974 veered around the corner scaring the fuck out of both the dog and the man causing the car to swerve, thus missing the dog.
I knew there was a simple explanation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew there was a simple explanation.....
Which explains how one of the posse worked it out....... "
Oi! I'm a blokey type thingy, not a pussy posse type thingy!! ffs.. some mate you turned out to be!! hehehe |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"I knew there was a simple explanation.....
Which explains how one of the posse worked it out.......
Oi! I'm a blokey type thingy, not a pussy posse type thingy!! ffs.. some mate you turned out to be!! hehehe "
Ha ha ha |
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