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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows 
The latest National Trust magazine hit my doorstep yesterday and I was actually quite excited about it! 
What else? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when your 7 year old has never heard of the Spice Girls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday "
oh my where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My knee has been aching since January, trying to do star jumps the other week and it gave way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get asked if you were born in Victorian Times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't get old because you age you get old when you start feeling old, personally am forever 21 club fs.  |
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"My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows
The latest National Trust magazine hit my doorstep yesterday and I was actually quite excited about it!
What else? "
I'm entitled to senior membership of the National Trust...nothing exciting about that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My knee has been aching since January, trying to do star jumps the other week and it gave way! "
Try using rock tape. You tube it. |
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when you still chase after the women but can,t remember why. x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Colleagues at work were born after you first started work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughter is a lollipop lady |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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When you emit a noise of some kind whenever you get up
When you kneel or crouch down and it takes half hour for you knees to stop aching afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get asked if you were born in Victorian Times "
awwww I never said that ,I said have you been to Victoria's secrets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get asked if you were born in Victorian Times awwww I never said that ,I said have you been to Victoria's secrets "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where "
On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You start making noise like agggghhhhh when you sit on the sofa and oohhhhff when get off it |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where
On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "
That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience. |
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If the car your driving is as old as yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you emit a noise of some kind whenever you get up
When you kneel or crouch down and it takes half hour for you knees to stop aching afterwards "
I've been old for 10 years then
Oh no, just a terrible knee condition haha |
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When you have to explain to an apprentice how you used to have to record the top 40 off the radio and stop it before the DJ spoke and ruined it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What else? "
I strongly suspect the onset of senility prevents me from remembering .....
Where's all that knocking coming from ?is that the front door or the back door... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When two hours of fucking continuously just isnt enough |
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I've found many grey hairs
Devil-lady X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your playing 5 aside with 21 year olds and you have to come off several times to "catch your breath" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience. "
(Typed whilst upon my noble steed) I'm sure it adds a distinguished air. I like grey pubes!
I think it's because in my head I'm still a student and look like one but maybe it's time to accept I'm not.
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
You can't read the travel information boards at the train station without your glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When Ready Salted crisps are your favourite flavour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't get old because you age you get old when you start feeling old, personally am forever 21 club fs. "
I have already been old, in my twenties n thirties...I am not going there again!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My barber now also trims my ear hairs and eyebrows
The latest National Trust magazine hit my doorstep yesterday and I was actually quite excited about it!
What else? "
Browsing second hand Porsche's and chasing hot young ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out "
I don't like the sound of that what age does that happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're out and all your friends want to go to a bar to get pissed but you' much prefer to grab a nice tea and some cake.
#truestory
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where
On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "
god youre ancient |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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......you realise you can't drive and keep your mouth closed at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where
On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "
You're still young for a tortoise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get on the bus and young people offer you their seat when it's full x |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"That's nothing, you youngster. I found my first silver head hair when I was 11. What's getting old is realising that if you let your pubes grow or even leave a landing strip you have a silver pube patch. I speak from sad experience.
(Typed whilst upon my noble steed) I'm sure it adds a distinguished air. I like grey pubes!
I think it's because in my head I'm still a student and look like one but maybe it's time to accept I'm not.
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I still have a valid NUS card. So I am officially a student (I pretty much dress like one in a mutton/lamb fashion already). |
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.....when you bend over to tie your shoelaces, you think to yourself; what else can I do while I'm down here... |
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Recovery time after a heavy night out takes three days for hangover to go away..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear.
These are all very true. 
When did all this stuff happen...or did it just gradually sneak up on me without me realising?! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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When Saga keep sending me holidays brochures and senior citizen insurance discounts. S'pose it has its advantages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you get asked " did you live in a cave when you were little " . |
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When the self congratulatory smugness you feel at how flexible you allegedly 'still are' is completely wiped off your face the following morning when you realise you've done your back in and can't actually get out of bed |
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You wake up earlier on weekends than on weekdays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything clicks when in the throws of passion lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out
Please tell me this is not a thing.... "
It's a thing.
As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies. |
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I got asked if i could remember us having a king |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You wake up earlier on weekends than on weekdays. "
I'm awake most days at 3am, 4am, 5am etc. Today, I got up just before 5. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked if i could remember us having a king"
A child's question I hope. My grandchildren ask about the last war and were there cars when I was a kid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew I was old when I got excited at the thought that in two years time I get double points at the garden centre on a Tuesday. It's all downhill from here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I eye chairs up before i sit down to make sure i'll be able to get up again. Low chair and i'm standing!
Sadly dodgy knees run in my family |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can remember what a cassette player is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quietly raising an eyebrow when there's a tie-breaker on Mastermind. Doesn't happen that often. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Age wise I feel great its just that my cock takes ages to get a hard on.Bit of advice to you young ones,start taking cod liver oil tablet as you get older it stops you getting aches and pains.I swear by it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being able to get up out of a chair without making a noise. And telling people how your new shoes are soooo comfortable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine "
Don't think that's an age thing dear.
Calling people dear, however... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you drive down a road called halfpenny lane and mention to your colleague that the satnav pronounces it ha'penny because that's how a lot of people pronounced it, and he looks at you and asks what the fuck a half penny is... |
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Having spent 4 days with the kids(which i loved) but coming home to the peace and quiet...bliss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You spend 15 minutes in the vitamin aisle at the supermarket and then leave forgetting to get the bread you went for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was watching a tv show and one of the comedians said "I'm about to show my age here..." and then proceeded to reference a tv show I watched growing up.
When someone can say those words, and you can relate to them...you've officially hit "old." |
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you switch over to radio 2 from radio 1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine
Don't think that's an age thing dear.
Calling people dear, however..."
Don't know what you mean Dear Hatter ****flips hair*** |
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When you rely on Titty Tuesday, willy Wednesday, fanny Friday and the like to know what day it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When Life Alert calls and offers a free trial.
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When I manage to get my old codger a discount in restaurants for 60's and overs such pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You notice Your scrotum is beginning to resemble Mary poppins carpet bag |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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The moment your kids hits 10..their first decade....a fucking decade!!!! 10 bloody years....i now have a marker point for my life and when it changed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you enjoy a cup of tea much more than a glass of wine
Don't think that's an age thing dear.
Calling people dear, however...
Don't know what you mean Dear Hatter ****flips hair*** "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When coppers look like they've just left school |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My knees creek during sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the new Magnificent 7 came out and you talk to a colleague at work about it who didn't know it was a remake. And then he proceeds to say who's Yul Brynner? |
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out
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My vagina is now so tight ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The moment your kids hits 10..their first decade....a fucking decade!!!! 10 bloody years....i now have a marker point for my life and when it changed lol"
That's nothing, my youngest is 21 next month. I don't know about celebrating I shall be crying into a bottle of wine x |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"In the olden days" did you.... |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"You notice Your scrotum is beginning to resemble Mary poppins carpet bag "
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
There are a few incidences marking my age concerns - aches, greys, some turning off Radio One in favour of Smooth fm, though two years back might have been the clincher. Some kids were throwing snowballs across the road and a soft one was aimed at my car. I stopped and like Victor Meldrew shouted 'you know you could kill someone doing that'.
I have felt sincerely sad ever since and I am honestly glad I have rid it from my chest. I've never told anybody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That hot chick is to young |
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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago
winterfell |
When for some reason my eyebrows are thinning yet the ones i have left decide to grow to 20cm long. Nostril hairs also sense weakness and that it is their time to venture forth.. i'm sure i plucked one that was attached to my brain.. it was about a foot long and when i pull my eyes flicke_ed due to whatever part of my brain it was clinging to. If only the extra long eyebrow and nose hair would decide to sprout out of my fucking hairline instead as those buggers are starting to give up and retreat.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you switch over to radio 2 from radio 1 "
It gets worse.....I'm on smooth radio now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you would rather get an early night no work the next day instead of going out on the town plus the grey hairs and aching joints |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
When you start qualifying for Saga benefits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I hear my mother's words from when I was a kid now coming from myself. |
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out
Please tell me this is not a thing....
It's a thing.
As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies. "
Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Walking in the kitchen thing......getting there and thinking what the fuck did I come in here for  |
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out
Please tell me this is not a thing....
It's a thing.
As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies.
Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though.... "
What the actual fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife and I got excited about getting new electric toothbrushes last week, and we just realised and gave each other this look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My beard had an awful lot of grey hairs after a wedding, I like to blame stress but I'm not getting any younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another sign you're getting old, you decide to combat your mid-life crisis by taking up swinging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(Nessarosa writing)
Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember
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Repeat above x3...lmao
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telling my friends 19 year old heart broken daughter ( after being dumped) that " There's no romance nowadays ".....
It was then I realised I've become.......old... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Nessarosa writing)
Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember
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Repeat above x3...lmao
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Same here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Walking in the kitchen thing......getting there and thinking what the fuck did I come in here for "
I forgot i had a kitchen |
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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Your teaching the children of the children you used to teach. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Nessarosa writing)
Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember
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Repeat above x3...lmao
Same here"
I also make "Porno movie sounds" as I come down the stairs first thing in the morning.
Also that involuntary deep moan as I squat/bend down to pick something up. (I should make a ringtone out of it...hee hee)
Kisses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your teaching the children of the children you used to teach. "
wish you would teach me a thing or two youre never too old to learn
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You qualified ten years before the student you are mentoring was born. |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
I start eyeing up wheeled shopping trolleys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mind says "You're in your twenties".
My body says "Yeah... you wish".
I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Nessarosa writing)
Going upstairs to get something and getting distracted....forgot why I went upstairs. Go down stairs....remember
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Repeat above x3...lmao
Same here
I also make "Porno movie sounds" as I come down the stairs first thing in the morning.
Also that involuntary deep moan as I squat/bend down to pick something up. (I should make a ringtone out of it...hee hee)
Kisses"
Its getting to the point that when i drop something its a real chore to pick it up,my face goes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mind says "You're in your twenties".
My body says "Yeah... you wish".
I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days "
At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mind says "You're in your twenties".
My body says "Yeah... you wish".
I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days
At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!' "
Quickies work for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mind says "You're in your twenties".
My body says "Yeah... you wish".
I especially feel old after marathon sessions. I ache for days
At least you can still manage marathon sessions. 5 minutes in and I'm 'Er, can we have a little breather!' "
You can last 5 minutes!!! |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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You enjoy going to garden centres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You enjoy going to garden centres "
I fucking love a garden centre! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You go into a pub/bar and your first thought is to get a seat before you get a drink. |
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When your doctor is no longer interested in your testicles, he is focussing on your prostate instead. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
When you don't mail people looking for mid week meets.
When you time going to the gym in-between Corrornation street and Casualty.
Paying £500 for a tv but complaining fish and chips are are getting expensive.
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You get out of bed lie a old person .very stiff and creek a lot ..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it takes 3 days to get over a night out and I googled ' what is dub-step' think that's gone now as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know your getting old when you can no longer trust a fart......... and you can't afford to waste a hard on! |
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"When your doctor is no longer interested in your testicles, he is focussing on your prostate instead."
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And I'm obsessed with watching the news, and tending my lawn!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast! |
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over a year ago
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my son told me that im getting an old lady neck - so crossed out of the will now he is hahaha |
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over a year ago
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When you wake up in the morning to discover a random part of your body is hurting for no apparent reason |
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When you just can't be bothe_ed anymore... |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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When you remember that day in 2001 when you though "**** me, I'm getting old" and cried like a baby.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs'
The permanent bags under my eyes are a daily visual reminder that I getting old.
And I'm 25 this week |
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"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast! "
Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time.
And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it. |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
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When your son is as old as you were when he was 7. |
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over a year ago
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"Your hormones thin the skin inside your vagina and your fanny falls out
Please tell me this is not a thing....
It's a thing.
As we go through menopause our hormone changes cause thinning of skin and things drop, vaginally and anally. Keep up your pelvic floor exercises ladies.
Oh thank fuck.... I think I'm safe so... Years of dressage plus not having had kids, I've remarkable pelvic control and grip lol (so I'm told). That's not to say I won't be having nightmares tonight though.... "
That ain't going to stop menopause |
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I've a new found taste for ....
Blackwell tarts and hot cross buns OMG! ... Nanna Food! ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast!
Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time.
And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it. "
There is something to be said for a takeaway, a Blu-ray and a bottle of wine on a Friday night! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Thanks fabbers, I feel quite young again! |
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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago
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When an early night means sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you're on a night out but super excited to be home, in your jammies, eating toast!
Nah, that's not old, old is when you can't be arsed going out listening to a bunch of d*unken idiots repeating the same shite over and over when it wasn't remotely funny the first time.
And you know what, there's something quite liberating about it.
There is something to be said for a takeaway, a Blu-ray and a bottle of wine on a Friday night!"
Yes, and cheaper too, the money saved can go towards a pair of orthopaedic inserts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When an early night means sleep "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you hear someone's getting married and your first reaction is "Christ, I hope they don't invite me" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you wake up in the morning to discover a random part of your body is hurting for no apparent reason"
Dont worry that just means your horsehair mattress is old |
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The clothes you wear have been en vogue a dozen times at least.
Saving up for a replacement stair lift is a sensible thing to do too.
Another hint is when the fitties haven't noticed you on the street for a few decades |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs'
The permanent bags under my eyes are a daily visual reminder that I getting old.
And I'm 25 this week "
Yeah, 25 eh - are you trying to mock us with that revelation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I asked my younger brother if he dibs the other day.. Apparently the correct term is 'dabs'
The permanent bags under my eyes are a daily visual reminder that I getting old.
And I'm 25 this week
Yeah, 25 eh - are you trying to mock us with that revelation?"
I wish I was.. 25.. its all downhill from here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When music you liked in your youth is now classed as retro /old school and appears on 'vintage' music channels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.
That stung... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.
That stung... "
sorry but I had to laugh at that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you realise that the guy who played the Karate Kid in the original, is now older than the actor who played Mr Miagi was at the time |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.
That stung... "
Well......did you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you miss a periods and think menopause...
When you regularly fail to hold a fart in ... |
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For me the measure is looking at my "kids" (they're not kids any more which is the first clue).
Grandchildren, voting, own houses, university... It's all too grown-up!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.
That stung...
Well......did you? "
You can bog right off.
I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel.
Blew her mind... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you can't pass a toilet without having to use it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.
That stung...
Well......did you?
You can bog right off.
I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel.
Blew her mind... "
4 channels? You're still a wet behind the ears newbie and don't know how good you had it! Only 3 channels when I was a kiddie!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you can't pass a toilet without having to use it "
no that's just sensible especially for a woman
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"The other day my niece asked me if we had Televisions when I was young.
That stung...
Well......did you?
You can bog right off.
I did tell her our first TV only had 4 channels and we had to walk over to the thing to change channel.
Blew her mind...
4 channels? You're still a wet behind the ears newbie and don't know how good you had it! Only 3 channels when I was a kiddie!! "
I was going to say the same, bet they had colour too... |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles"
We are in a different world
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"When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles"
We are in a different world
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If you leave the house and forget your mobile,do you go back and get it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a hilarious article yesterday....let me see if I can find it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a kid i remember getting our first colour television |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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What's this thread about - I've forgotten |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"When a young woman asked me "how did you used to get in touch with your friends before there was social media/ mobiles"
We are in a different world
If you leave the house and forget your mobile,do you go back and get it?"
Not always no.
To be clear, I didn't complain about mobiles. What I said was we live in a different world where youngsters don't realise that you can socialise without social media or mobile phones |
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over a year ago
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Ok I can't share it....I'll have to write it ....
A retake on My favourite things by Julie Andrews.
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..
Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.
When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I have the tune in my head now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You still chase the girls...... but you can't remember why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies that I'd love to meet have their max ages filter set at 40 or 45. That's probably the worst sign!!!
I'm just not quite as invincible as I once thought I was...lol. Broken bones take longer to heal when I get things wrong (like falling off a mountain or falling off my motorbike).
But the plus side of getting older is perhaps wisdom, experience, and a certain confidence |
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over a year ago
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I often look around for the "adult" in the room when something needs to be done- then everyone looks at me ... and I remember I'm 42 |
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"my son told me that im getting an old lady neck - so crossed out of the will now he is hahaha"
You can alway's rely on kid's to bring you back down to earth! |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"I discove_ed a grey hair yesterday oh my where
On my head! But it was so long. I can no longer class myself as young now. "
Did you know cum in your hair eliminates grey? |
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"Ok I can't share it....I'll have to write it ....
A retake on My favourite things by Julie Andrews.
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..
Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.
When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
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Love it, just sat here and sang that in my best Julie Andrews voice |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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When you can't message anyone cos you're over 55 .. And they never message the old Grinch either
When its no longer possible to get off your sportsbike without reacclimatising to standing up straight for 5 minutes first.
When young ladies laugh with you cos you're conside_ed harmless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your 7 year old has never heard of the Spice Girls "
That's really funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're on the mailing list for a garden centre... and you read the messages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a reti_ed ballet dancer, had to retire because of arthritis.
I'm 24 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an opinion and I mean it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you work with guys born in the late 90's!! |
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"When Ready Salted crisps are your favourite flavour."
Nooooooooooooo |
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By *ak57Man
over a year ago
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When you stop fancying the older woman |
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When you start carrying a pair of flats in your oversized handbag on nights out to change into before you get to the point that your (once beloved) heels make you want to sit on the kerb and weep for a taxi... |
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