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By *norksterMan
over a year ago
Darlington and beyond |
"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??
From my experience I'd have to say yes!
So c'mon what do you drive?  "
Not sure about cock size, but I do know they have short arms as they don't seem to be able to reach the indicator stick..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me. "
Jaguars are made in castle bromwich near birmingham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me.
Jaguars are made in castle bromwich near birmingham"
Castle Brom is in Birmingham, and yes Jaguar has been made there for a very long time. On the site where they made WW2 Spitfires. You couldn't get more British!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!
I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...  "
Agree absolutely. Back in the day if there was a pushy prick sitting on your rear bumper at 90 mph you could guarantee it was a BMW driver. But nowadays it's the Audis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!
I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...
Agree absolutely. Back in the day if there was a pushy prick sitting on your rear bumper at 90 mph you could guarantee it was a BMW driver. But nowadays it's the Audis."
Most of my miles are motorway miles and it's almost always either a 2.0 tdi audi or a 320d BMW trying to push other people down the road |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im certain that mantle moved to Audi drivers......!
I drive a BMW...no complaints from previous partners...
Agree absolutely. Back in the day if there was a pushy prick sitting on your rear bumper at 90 mph you could guarantee it was a BMW driver. But nowadays it's the Audis.
Most of my miles are motorway miles and it's almost always either a 2.0 tdi audi or a 320d BMW trying to push other people down the road "
And then just after passing you at 100 don't you just love it when then do that exaggerated swing into the slow lane to give you a condescending visual lecture on the rules of the road. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW and Audi - Meh. My motor is Italian, and its red.  fiats are good little cars arent they
Panda Power rules (except for the power bit tbh)"
Fiat pandas actually make the best car to build a wall in.
Square shape and flat windows, perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cock is polite and good mannered as it gets chauffeured around by me in an English gentleman's car. Jaguar for me.
Jaguars are made in castle bromwich near birmingham"
And range/land rovers in solihull |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't drive, or have a cock.
My long term partner had an M3; his cock is well above average."
I've never understood the correlation between a guy having a nice car and people believing it's making up for a small dick.
I guess it's just bitterness/jealousy really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home "
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer? "
Ahh the Germans.
Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?
Ahh the Germans.
Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines
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Honda are really showing Mercedes how to build an F1 engine aren't they.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?
Ahh the Germans.
Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines
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and what of the americans?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?
Ahh the Germans.
Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines
and what of the americans?! "
Surely you don't mean like a 6.2 corvette engine putting out over 100bhp more than a 2.0 Mitsubishi, its
0.1 second faster though I suppose
I actuality love American cars but the size of the engines for what they do is a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??
From my experience I'd have to say yes!
So c'mon what do you drive? "
Must be as I have had several. But I now drive a Merc so it must be instantly massive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can never understand the fascination for German cars.Most of the ones I encounter never have functional indicators and the brake lights are always flashing.
Strange machines or maybe it's the drivers inability to operate them properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?
Ahh the Germans.
Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines
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I don't see Honda/Nissan/Mitsubishi etc supplying engines to the like of Pagani or Koenigsegg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW all the way and who cares about the size of cock when you've got a 4.6 litre engine banging it home
banging what home? do you use it as some kind of industrial hammer?
Ahh the Germans.
Doing everything with big engines the Japanese do with half the size engines
I don't see Honda/Nissan/Mitsubishi etc supplying engines to the like of Pagani or Koenigsegg "
We should have a whip round for a fab huayra if everyone puts £10k in we might be able to afford a wheel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a BMW..... i don't have a small penis... it would be handy tho, and I know several guys who drive them.... with rather large ones... just the luck of the draw I guess |
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We've both got bmws, Mr has a coupe and I've got the estate both fantastic cars especially for having sex.
We've had audi's, landrover most general cars really and my Mr's cock is definitely satisfying : |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??
From my experience I'd have to say yes!
So c'mon what do you drive?
And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels? "
bavaria motor works |
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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago
birmingham |
"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??
From my experience I'd have to say yes!
So c'mon what do you drive?
And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels?
bavaria motor works "
Sorry to correct you but it's Bavarian not Bavaria  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it true that all BMW drivers have a small cock??
From my experience I'd have to say yes!
So c'mon what do you drive?
And I thought BMW stood for Black mans wheels?
bavaria motor works
Sorry to correct you but it's Bavarian not Bavaria "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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English gentleman with a Jaguar. Even if you aren't into cars, you'll recognise a Jaguar as the car with working indicators.
BMW drivers may need to Google this |
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"B.M.W = Bald Middleaged Wanker!
Just sayin' ........ i'm just sayin' "
I always had it as
Big-headed Middleclass Wanker.
Definitely subscribe to the theory that flash car drivers are compensating for "something". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone with a aston martin always looks like a huge cock i drive a fiesta so no need to over compensate lol"
The amount of bitterness towards people with nice things is actually laughable.
Personally I'd say it's the people who feel the need to state that those with a better car than them are compensating for something, those are the people who look like cocks |
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