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"That moment in the super market when the person behind you puts somethimg on the belt that looks good and you want it"
I'm usually to busy burning imaginary holes in heads of those wankers in-front of me who haven't got their chosen payment methods ready when they reach the till,,,,, |
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"That moment in the super market when the person behind you puts somethimg on the belt that looks good and you want it
I'm usually to busy burning imaginary holes in heads of those wankers in-front of me who haven't got their chosen payment methods ready when they reach the till,,,,, "
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I like when the cashier , normally in Sainsbury's , will comment on what your buying.
Honey fast Ham - That looks nice is it for dinner tonight ?
Three bottles of wine - ooh are you having a party ?
Condoms , lube and cable ties - deathly silence. |
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"What do you do if you've unloaded most of your shopping abd realise you've forgotten something?"
Run like the wind bullseye, back to that aisle and grab that motherfucker like a top prize in supermarket sweep |
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"What do you do if you've unloaded most of your shopping abd realise you've forgotten something?
Run like the wind bullseye, back to that aisle and grab that motherfucker like a top prize in supermarket sweep"
This is when little children come in handy. Just send them scampering to get the item. If you haven't any children of your own just pick a nearby one their parent will be glad of the couple of minutes peace. |
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