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By *iger OP Man
over a year ago
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Something odd happened this morning! I woke up with the duvet to one side as it was pretty warm last night, I sleep naked and the cleaner didn't know I was in... She walked in to see me flat out on my back naked lol she looked for a few seconds then slowly retreated back to the hall. Hmm that might make things awkward from now on! Ha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look to save you any more embarrassment, I shall come see you and we can greet the cleaner in the morning together.... I'll explain that the morning glory is a traditional Scottish greeting, originally brought about by the requirement of men having to wear kilts...while chasing haggii.. they needed both hands free to catch the wee buggers in early morning mists( traditionally where they are caught, in Scotch mist) but being gentlemen and not wishing to offend ladies or snub them... they held onto their haggi and waved with the only other free appendage they could. 
p.s Is your cleaner cute? would she join us for breakfast in bed?
Laine xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe she thought, "Cheeky bastard! I might be his cleaner but if the lazy bastard can't be arsed to get out of bed and shower I ain't fookin cleaning THAT for him." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mmmmmh am reading into this in a totally different way
think am in maddys corner on this one
_iger...you've been bumped off me "to do list" bet your chuffing mother is younger than me, may not have boots like me tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon he was dreaming 
What cleaner starts at 2am.
and what 24 year old has a cleaner, unless it's his mum!
Nice dream....... go back to sleep"
u got it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i never thought everyone was sooo..... ermmm ermmmmm u know 
sooooo wot kitty kat???
u been sniffing the babys meds again hun
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nope but i think _iger has as he is seeing things hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird.  X
Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger. 
nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl  "
Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird. X
Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.
nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl "
yeah this bitch for one is getting bored...unless i see the proof of the pudding...ie the head belonging to the buff body...then he is off me swingers calendar. so the challenge has been offered to ya _iger....dare ya...will give ya my msn to prove ya head matches that body...u wont mind if all me friends come round when am watching do ya or i broadcast it....we all got new battteries in our rabbits just in case u prove us wrong
and if we do prove ya wrong...can i ave yer mum instead |
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"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird. X
Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.
nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery "
you dont think ...omg its not our first woman pretending to be a man ..!!!
Da dahhhh Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is detective music ... |
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"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird. X
Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.
nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery
you dont think ...omg its not our first woman pretending to be a man ..!!!
Da dahhhh Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is detective music ... "
Hells bells PD...it's too early for Z Cars...pmsl |
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"Lol!! Good tip! And no she's not my mum. That WOULD be weird. X
Someone has a red face now lol. Think you must have still been asleep _iger.
nahhh reckon he's just teasing his bitches ...pmsl Think you could be right PD - his profile says ask for friend invite to see face pic - I did but there is no face pic in his private gallery
you dont think ...omg its not our first woman pretending to be a man ..!!!
Da dahhhh Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is detective music ...
Hells bells PD...it's too early for Z Cars...pmsl"
LMAO ....errrrmmm whats a Z car ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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eh pd but out, am not going the beach party and wana find out before. u trying to spoil my fun or wot
anyhow _iger now has my msn addy so the challenge is on
just going to shower and do me pubes...got a meet in a few hours. got a lovely lady who wants to lead me by the hand into the bedroom later and learn me a few things |
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"eh pd but out, am not going the beach party and wana find out before. u trying to spoil my fun or wot
anyhow _iger now has my msn addy so the challenge is on
just going to shower and do me pubes...got a meet in a few hours. got a lovely lady who wants to lead me by the hand into the bedroom later and learn me a few things"
go easy on him, he might want to get out alive  |
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"eh pd but out, am not going the beach party and wana find out before. u trying to spoil my fun or wot
anyhow _iger now has my msn addy so the challenge is on
just going to shower and do me pubes...got a meet in a few hours. got a lovely lady who wants to lead me by the hand into the bedroom later and learn me a few things
go easy on him, he might want to get out alive "
like a lamb to the slaughter ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i remeber where i knew _iger from, i tried to talk to him in chatroom once, but he just wanted to how off his body have hold no convo.. i remeber after it i made a post asking why some fit people have no personailtys lol  |
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"i remeber where i knew _iger from, i tried to talk to him in chatroom once, but he just wanted to how off his body have hold no convo.. i remeber after it i made a post asking why some fit people have no personailtys lol "
pmsl |
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"i remeber where i knew _iger from, i tried to talk to him in chatroom once, but he just wanted to how off his body have hold no convo.. i remeber after it i made a post asking why some fit people have no personailtys lol "
stop it now, or i may get the urge to smother him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes was u as i had another member of the site sat with me ata the time lol, u was too ingrosed in yourself to notice anyone else hun its cool it happens lololol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so true though.... ignorance doesnt pay
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!!!
hey chick..hows tricks 
Still all good here hen
Aaaaaaaaaaaal good"
Ooooh ladies isnt it about time for another get together ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it sure is need to sort one im off to the beach party at end of august so not sure when i have time to sort one
will see you there then hun and we can get our thinkng caps on "
dam right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger off, your fishin now ff's lol...
What d'ya mean now?
What d'ya mean lol.... Now ya not gonna go reading into things are ya... "
No, I meant what do you mean NOW, lol |
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