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over a year ago
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"ill knock you into the middle of next week (my dad shouted that at me a lot as a kid), lol. xxxxxxxxxxxx"
Forki-nell your dad had discovered time travel! Wicked!  |
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"ill knock you into the middle of next week (my dad shouted that at me a lot as a kid), lol. xxxxxxxxxxxx
Forki-nell your dad had discovered time travel! Wicked! "
Kin-ell x 2, Viccy boi is sluts dad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When asked whats for tea its usually bread and pullit followed by windmill pudding
we have "IF ITS" in our house.. lol "
same in ours, must be a plymouth thing |
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oi shit for brains!
about as much use as ....tits on a fish
...trapdoor in a canoe
stand still while i hit you
more chance of a blowjob off the pope
...of a shag off the queen
fucked if i know
who cares who wins as long as the money goes in the bank
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dad had loads. He used to say he wished I was twins so he could hate both of me. If I asked him where he was going he'd say daft, are you coming. Or there and back to see how far it is. If you saw the sea you'd want to pee in it  |
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"My heart's bleeding purple piss.
thats a laugh you dont have a heart
Ooooohhhhhhhh.........
Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......
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I dont care i got back up now  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"My heart's bleeding purple piss.
thats a laugh you dont have a heart
Ooooohhhhhhhh.........
Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......
I dont care i got back up now "
My Army is bigger than your Army |
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"My heart's bleeding purple piss.
thats a laugh you dont have a heart
Ooooohhhhhhhh.........
Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......
I dont care i got back up now
My Army is bigger than your Army "
Ive got air sea and rescue as well |
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"My heart's bleeding purple piss.
thats a laugh you dont have a heart
Ooooohhhhhhhh.........
Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......
I dont care i got back up now "
never knew you'd gone to bed, why didn't you say
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you want something to cry for?
When the kids ask where their mum is I tell them she's run off with the circus.
There'll be a bus along in a minute, be under it. |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"My heart's bleeding purple piss.
thats a laugh you dont have a heart
Ooooohhhhhhhh.........
Me thinks I need to stalk you scarily for the next couple of weeks while Frock is off......
I dont care i got back up now
My Army is bigger than your Army
Ive got air sea and rescue as well "
I'll see your Air sea and rescue with my RAF and Navy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From my Nan:
Show me your friends and I'll tell you what kind of man you are.
Manners maketh the man.
She's got legs like a Mullingar Heifer.
Gone to hell in a handcart.
From my Dad;
If I don't see you through the week I'll see you through the window.
Going to see a man about a dog.
Fair to middlin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to love the sayings that my mum and her cronies used to say when gossiping about other women in the village. I was only little so they didnt think I was listening but Id hear things like,
ooo yeah, shes got a fancy man - its Bill over the road
That Irene, shes a woman of the night
I heard her in the shop asking for a loaf of bread on the never never
I loved it |
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