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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
If you need help the US Centre for Disease Control has apparently published guidelines on its website...
I shall be writing mine tonight.
If you already have yours, whats in it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you need help the US Centre for Disease Control has apparently published guidelines on its website...
I shall be writing mine tonight.
If you already have yours, whats in it?"
get lotsof guns ammo then find a boat as zombies dont swim or so we are told |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely seeing as Zombies are just reanimated bodies, without vital functions, they can just walk underwater, they dont need oxygen.
Max Brooks, Zombie Survival guide
You'll start reading it and be sceptical, by page 96 you'll buy a machete just incase |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm not sure about the not being able to run as I've seen some pretty fast running buggers in these newer films. It all depends which part of the brain is damaged. The slow ambling with arms outstretched zombies, moaning 'ahhhhhhhhh' are things of the past, the newer breed are fast and can break into buildings and are not scared of dogs anymore..
Ill definitely equip myself with a baseball bat and perhaps buy one of those army suits covered in leaves, cos you don't seem to get veggie zombies, ill accessorise underneath with basque and suspenders of course.
We all need a base to head to to keep safe, something most of us are familiar with, I suggest Chameleons  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not sure about the not being able to run as I've seen some pretty fast running buggers in these newer films. It all depends which part of the brain is damaged. The slow ambling with arms outstretched zombies, moaning 'ahhhhhhhhh' are things of the past, the newer breed are fast and can break into buildings and are not scared of dogs anymore..
Ill definitely equip myself with a baseball bat and perhaps buy one of those army suits covered in leaves, cos you don't seem to get veggie zombies, ill accessorise underneath with basque and suspenders of course.
We all need a base to head to to keep safe, something most of us are familiar with, I suggest Chameleons "
A Ghillie suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not sure about the not being able to run as I've seen some pretty fast running buggers in these newer films. It all depends which part of the brain is damaged. The slow ambling with arms outstretched zombies, moaning 'ahhhhhhhhh' are things of the past, the newer breed are fast and can break into buildings and are not scared of dogs anymore..
Ill definitely equip myself with a baseball bat and perhaps buy one of those army suits covered in leaves, cos you don't seem to get veggie zombies, ill accessorise underneath with basque and suspenders of course.
We all need a base to head to to keep safe, something most of us are familiar with, I suggest Chameleons "
I like your style.... everything you wrote is based on FACT.
Right, now my way of thinking is we re-locate Vicci Boi and Funky to Chams, build moat around it, arm ourselves with baseball bats (just incase we get any floaters), have the time machine parked and ready to go on the sun deck with spare gold glitter.
All else failing... feed the the zombies with forum trolls... it'll keep them distracted while we try and think of an emergency plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes I agree, Invictus and Funky need to relocate as soon as possible. All of the guys on here who reckon they can go all night, the repeaters, well they seem pretty strong, so get them on the moat building.
Oh and we need that big dildo thing Sassy has, that 12inch thick thing, dont know the name of it, I reckon that could kill a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh well we might need to rethink our plans but we still think boat & guns is the best plan who would like to come on our party boat. all aplicants must bring their own booze  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I agree, Invictus and Funky need to relocate as soon as possible. All of the guys on here who reckon they can go all night, the repeaters, well they seem pretty strong, so get them on the moat building.
Oh and we need that big dildo thing Sassy has, that 12inch thick thing, dont know the name of it, I reckon that could kill a few "
Yep, we need those repeaters to do the digging and then we'll need the squirters to do the filling.
Sassy will take care of a fair few without wasting any time at all.
But I've got a dreadful feeling that Soapy won't resist using bubble bath and taking a dunk in the moat... we'll have to keep on eye on the wee fella   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can we come along we are feeling scared now xx
All welcome that have no recently missing limbs and no signs of deep bite marks."
we are clean honest mmmm brains  |
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"can we come along we are feeling scared now xx
All welcome that have no recently missing limbs and no signs of deep bite marks."
no missing limbs.. check.
bite marks.... umm some on my shoulder... but not deep..  and they were not done by a zombie... well he wasnt when he did it... afterwards well.!!!  |
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"can we come along we are feeling scared now xx
All welcome that have no recently missing limbs and no signs of deep bite marks.
we are clean honest mmmm brains "
You'll find most of us have no brains  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can we come along we are feeling scared now xx
All welcome that have no recently missing limbs and no signs of deep bite marks.
no missing limbs.. check.
bite marks.... umm some on my shoulder... but not deep.. and they were not done by a zombie... well he wasnt when he did it... afterwards well.!!! "
You'll just about pass... we'll pop you in the jacuzzi (quarantine).... if you float your gonna get pummelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All the voyeurs can be stationed on the sun terrace, as look outs "
Good idea! We'll get the obsessive (those that constantly check their outbox statii) to count the gold glitter flakes to make sure there are enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought I'd share this with you
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8567867/Council-quizzed-over-zombie-invasion-plans-by-resident.html |
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LOL can't believe I haven't seen this thread til now.
I also found the US government zombie advice site, very helpful stuff but not as detailed as The Zombie Survival guide, you can buy it on Amazon, I have memorized it.
Z Day is upon us folks, you have to have a plan!!! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"Thought I'd share this with you
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8567867/Council-quizzed-over-zombie-invasion-plans-by-resident.html"
Leicestershire resident..........?
DiamondSmiles....... you got too much time on your hands again ? |
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"I'm not sure about the not being able to run as I've seen some pretty fast running buggers in these newer films. It all depends which part of the brain is damaged. The slow ambling with arms outstretched zombies, moaning 'ahhhhhhhhh' are things of the past, the newer breed are fast and can break into buildings and are not scared of dogs anymore..
Ill definitely equip myself with a baseball bat and perhaps buy one of those army suits covered in leaves, cos you don't seem to get veggie zombies, ill accessorise underneath with basque and suspenders of course.
We all need a base to head to to keep safe, something most of us are familiar with, I suggest Chameleons
I like your style.... everything you wrote is based on FACT.
Right, now my way of thinking is we re-locate Vicci Boi and Funky to Chams, build moat around it, arm ourselves with baseball bats (just incase we get any floaters), have the time machine parked and ready to go on the sun deck with spare gold glitter.
All else failing... feed the the zombies with forum trolls... it'll keep them distracted while we try and think of an emergency plan."
IF you did get any floaters, wouldn't it be simpler to flush rather than try wield your bats inside the bowl? |
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