ohh ( looking in the back of the snack cuboard) we've got some dates and a bag of toffees that we have had since christmas.
ohh and some half full bottles of spirits.... we could mix of the booze together and make a special cocktail.... |
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" ohh ( looking in the back of the snack cuboard) we've got some dates and a bag of toffees that we have had since christmas.
ohh and some half full bottles of spirits.... we could mix of the booze together and make a special cocktail.... "
oh i like special cock tails lol
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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" ohh ( looking in the back of the snack cuboard) we've got some dates and a bag of toffees that we have had since christmas.
ohh and some half full bottles of spirits.... we could mix of the booze together and make a special cocktail....
oh i like special cock tails lol
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Don't forget little me...... I'm already half mullered so I'm gonna be a cheap party date  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed"
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in! |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
oh ur always invited to the party "
Good, i will be in charge of the video recorder when you lot are falling round legless  |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!"
are lounging shorts ok |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
oh ur always invited to the party
Good, i will be in charge of the video recorder when you lot are falling round legless "
but the rules are you arent allowed to record the hostess ... which is me lol |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok "
yes they are easy to remove lol |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok
yes they are easy to remove lol "
not a problem suits me fine  |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok
yes they are easy to remove lol "
This is going to be fun, maddie has just confessed she can pick her nose with her tongue |
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ok now the party has started.. i may be a light weight and head of to bed...
only drinking lemsip and venos at the mo... damn cough cold.
if i cant sleep i may look in on you later.. just to see how you all are.. |
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"ok now the party has started.. i may be a light weight and head of to bed...
only drinking lemsip and venos at the mo... damn cough cold.
if i cant sleep i may look in on you later.. just to see how you all are.. "
ok hun sleep well ..hope u get better soon xxx |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok
yes they are easy to remove lol
This is going to be fun, maddie has just confessed she can pick her nose with her tongue "
i just read that have vodka over keyboard ... sticky times  |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok
yes they are easy to remove lol
This is going to be fun, maddie has just confessed she can pick her nose with her tongue
i just read that have vodka over keyboard ... sticky times "
Could job im not the kind of person that will keep reminding her for years to come that she said it |
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok
yes they are easy to remove lol
This is going to be fun, maddie has just confessed she can pick her nose with her tongue
i just read that have vodka over keyboard ... sticky times
Could job im not the kind of person that will keep reminding her for years to come that she said it"
i have taken notes lol |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"ooooh im here, but im not drinking, can i still come to the party and do i have to get dressed
If you are wearing fluffy pj's.... no ya can't come!
Otherwise, bring me a bottle of voddie and join in!are lounging shorts ok
yes they are easy to remove lol
This is going to be fun, maddie has just confessed she can pick her nose with her tongue
i just read that have vodka over keyboard ... sticky times
Could job im not the kind of person that will keep reminding her for years to come that she said it"
Cow !
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
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just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise "
are you coming to the beach party privates |
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over a year ago
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise "
I have a secret weapon....
My hubbys very large fists and a free lounger on the smoking deck of chameleons.......
**Now watch her run** |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
are you coming to the beach party privates "
Can I plead the 5th on that |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
I have a secret weapon....
My hubbys very large fists and a free lounger on the smoking deck of chameleons.......
**Now watch her run** "
Im not scared anymore, i can handle jason |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
are you coming to the beach party privates Can I plead the 5th on that "
He he, i already got vicci boy running scared |
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over a year ago
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
I have a secret weapon....
My hubbys very large fists and a free lounger on the smoking deck of chameleons.......
**Now watch her run**
Im not scared anymore, i can handle jason "
And on that note, and before I wet myself laughing..... I'm off to bed cus I'm mullered and a lightweight.
Luve you all (not Diamond cus she's picking on me)
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
I have a secret weapon....
My hubbys very large fists and a free lounger on the smoking deck of chameleons.......
**Now watch her run**
Im not scared anymore, i can handle jason
And on that note, and before I wet myself laughing..... I'm off to bed cus I'm mullered and a lightweight.
Luve you all (not Diamond cus she's picking on me)
xxxxxxxxx"
dont go bed, want to see what other classics your going to come out with |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
are you coming to the beach party privates Can I plead the 5th on that
He he, i already got vicci boy running scared"
well he is a lightweight |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
are you coming to the beach party privates Can I plead the 5th on that
He he, i already got vicci boy running scaredwell he is a lightweight "
ooooh privates, a man with a bit of fire in his bones. Right up my street |
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"ok peeps i have to pop out for a little bit ...dont trash the place while im gone
Diamond is picking on me...........!
just make sure she doesn't take you by surprise
are you coming to the beach party privates Can I plead the 5th on that
He he, i already got vicci boy running scaredwell he is a lightweight
ooooh privates, a man with a bit of fire in his bones. Right up my street "
and I'm sober too |
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"Relax PP...
Ive just PMd Diamonds' stalker....
*nonchalantly exits... whistling*
oi you, you bloody stirrer lol. Ive got your card marked as well young man"
you got 2 diamonds to contend with now lol  |
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"Relax PP...
Ive just PMd Diamonds' stalker....
*nonchalantly exits... whistling*
oi you, you bloody stirrer lol. Ive got your card marked as well young man
you got 2 diamonds to contend with now lol "
nice a matching pair |
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"Relax PP...
Ive just PMd Diamonds' stalker....
*nonchalantly exits... whistling*
oi you, you bloody stirrer lol. Ive got your card marked as well young man
you got 2 diamonds to contend with now lol "
Pah... Theres 3 of you and I aint sacred...
A Doris knows no fear!!
*stands to attention, salutes the Doris battle flag... Exits stage left...*
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"Relax PP...
Ive just PMd Diamonds' stalker....
*nonchalantly exits... whistling*
oi you, you bloody stirrer lol. Ive got your card marked as well young man
you got 2 diamonds to contend with now lol
Pah... Theres 3 of you and I aint sacred...
A Doris knows no fear!!
*stands to attention, salutes the Doris battle flag... Exits stage left...*
"
oh the bravado of the doris's behind a keyboard does make me laugh |
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"Relax PP...
Ive just PMd Diamonds' stalker....
*nonchalantly exits... whistling*
oi you, you bloody stirrer lol. Ive got your card marked as well young man
you got 2 diamonds to contend with now lol
Pah... Theres 3 of you and I aint sacred...
A Doris knows no fear!!
*stands to attention, salutes the Doris battle flag... Exits stage left...*
oh the bravado of the doris's behind a keyboard does make me laugh "
ok we're back ....beach party we're going wooo hooooo |
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"Relax PP...
Ive just PMd Diamonds' stalker....
*nonchalantly exits... whistling*
oi you, you bloody stirrer lol. Ive got your card marked as well young man
you got 2 diamonds to contend with now lol
Pah... Theres 3 of you and I aint sacred...
A Doris knows no fear!!
*stands to attention, salutes the Doris battle flag... Exits stage left...*
oh the bravado of the doris's behind a keyboard does make me laugh
ok we're back ....beach party we're going wooo hooooo"
yeaaaaaaaa now the doris's have really had it |
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A police officer has just knocked at the door. He politely requested that we should keep the noise down as, "It's all getting a bit too rowdy and can you turn the music down a bit?"
*trundles through to kitchen for a slice of cold pizza* |
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* walks in .. surveys the mess and sees the formites sleeping on the floor,, goes to the kitchen puts the kettle on and dishes out industrail strength coffee in to mugs , wacks the grill on for bacon butties and toast... and waits for the hoards to wake up*
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"* walks in .. surveys the mess and sees the formites sleeping on the floor,, goes to the kitchen puts the kettle on and dishes out industrail strength coffee in to mugs , wacks the grill on for bacon butties and toast... and waits for the hoards to wake up*
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your such a star ...dont forget the brown sauce |
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"brown sauce, mayo and tommy sauce all on the side, help your selves...
i think you should have a party every week. It's kept DiamondSmiles quiet this morning "
i 2nd that ..party every week woo hoooo |
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"brown sauce, mayo and tommy sauce all on the side, help your selves...
i think you should have a party every week. It's kept DiamondSmiles quiet this morning "
Ive been out walking. Some of us have better things to do than sit on a computer all day |
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"shhhh you will wake her up... then she will be in here complaining about the mess...
i thought someone would have cleaned it up by now damn we may start or no party next week "
*calls the councial to empty the FAB recycle bins... *
ill collect the bottles , can you start on the ashtrays and the bins..
ohh my god... whos pink lacy undies are those hanging of the ficus
and ohh dear god. what is that???? |
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"shhhh you will wake her up... then she will be in here complaining about the mess...
i thought someone would have cleaned it up by now damn we may start or no party next week
*calls the councial to empty the FAB recycle bins... *
ill collect the bottles , can you start on the ashtrays and the bins..
ohh my god... whos pink lacy undies are those hanging of the ficus
and ohh dear god. what is that????"
i dont like the look of that..wheres the rubber gloves |
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ohh my god... whos pink lacy undies are those hanging of the ficus
and ohh dear god. what is that????
i dont like the look of that..wheres the rubber gloves "
i thiink we may need haz mat gear and a DNA sample.... |
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ohh my god... whos pink lacy undies are those hanging of the ficus
and ohh dear god. what is that????
i dont like the look of that..wheres the rubber gloves
i thiink we may need haz mat gear and a DNA sample.... "
ok need a drink b4 going to tackle this lot |
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"ok..* rolls up sleaves and gets stuck in* soon have this place cleaned up..
sigh... there goes my doing FA all day...  "
im just gonna make a cuppa, ill bring you one back, dont want to disturb all your hard work, keep going, you are doing a brilliant job there |
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"im just gonna make a cuppa, ill bring you one back, dont want to disturb all your hard work, keep going, you are doing a brilliant job there "
ok....
wow a stain that looks like the baby Jesus... |
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"im just gonna make a cuppa, ill bring you one back, dont want to disturb all your hard work, keep going, you are doing a brilliant job there
ok....
wow a stain that looks like the baby Jesus... "
tea's up..OMG your done a great job |
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"I partied last nite...but am a greedy partybanger!!!
typical man shows up when all the cleanings been done "
I helped clean up....but was with my tongue!!!! |
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"I partied last nite...but am a greedy partybanger!!!
typical man shows up when all the cleanings been done
I helped clean up....but was with my tongue!!!!"
cool .. the floor still needs washing if your here to help?  |
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"I partied last nite...but am a greedy partybanger!!!
typical man shows up when all the cleanings been done
I helped clean up....but was with my tongue!!!!
ok not gonna ask who lol "
well being a discreet type. of course I dont spill any hot info...mail me tho hehehehe |
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"I partied last nite...but am a greedy partybanger!!!
typical man shows up when all the cleanings been done
I helped clean up....but was with my tongue!!!!
cool .. the floor still needs washing if your here to help? "
U just wanna see me bending over!!! btw i had a nice breakfast! hehe |
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