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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...
Do any of you have a talent??
mine is touching my nose with my tounge...  "
Assuming proximity... I could touch your nose with my tongue...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a proven talent for consistently selecting 6 numbers which have never matched more than 3 of any jackpot winning combination on the national lottery,,,,
Hey,,,,Its a talent of sorts  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...
Do any of you have a talent??
mine is touching my nose with my tounge... "
I can pick my nose with my tongue.
It's obviously not a talent I usually profess to ....... but I'm on my second bottle of plonk so I don't give a shite! |
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"while I am sat at home bored knickerless I am watching Britain got talent...
Do any of you have a talent??
mine is touching my nose with my tounge...
I can pick my nose with my tongue.
It's obviously not a talent I usually profess to ....... but I'm on my second bottle of plonk so I don't give a shite! "
lmao actually have spat vodka on keyboard ..ffs now all sticky
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hmmmm ,,,,,,I was just thinking ,,,,, does the ability to orally unfurl a condom over an erect penis whilst simultaneously applying lube to your own hoop constitute having a talent…. Hey, I was only wondering,,,, jeezzzzz  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can sing the first four lines of 'How Much Is That Doggy In The Window' backwards, ie in reverse word order.
Don't ask. "
Man... now that IS talent...
Someone who can do four lines and doggy style... and backwards... And in a window...
Kudos Herr Vishmeister... |
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