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over a year ago
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"Where are you? I'm only being appreciated by guys up north! Not good for my fwb hunt! "
Forget about those men in the south west
The best FWB are always up north
We are the "Northern Powerhouse " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's hundreds of us. Must be at least one about for you
I think they are hiding! But I shall continue with my quest, I'm stubborn  "
That's the spirit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the women who like me live in the north too 
Correct 
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north 
Geordie blood in my veins 
Right on sis "
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far |
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"All the women who like me live in the north too
Correct
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north
Geordie blood in my veins
Right on sis
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far "
But I know you like going down.
I'm talking about travel. |
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"All the women who like me live in the north too
Correct
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north
Geordie blood in my veins
Right on sis
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far
But I know you like going down.
I'm talking about travel."
He would go up and down for us sis  |
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"All the women who like me live in the north too
Correct
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north
Geordie blood in my veins
Right on sis
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far
But I know you like going down.
I'm talking about travel.
He would go up and down for us sis "
Like a flagpole?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the women who like me live in the north too
Correct
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north
Geordie blood in my veins
Right on sis
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far
But I know you like going down.
I'm talking about travel.
He would go up and down for us sis
Like a flagpole? "
I'd like to think I have a bit more shape to me than a flag pole |
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"All the women who like me live in the north too
Correct
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north
Geordie blood in my veins
Right on sis
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far
But I know you like going down.
I'm talking about travel.
He would go up and down for us sis
Like a flagpole?
I'd like to think I have a bit more shape to me than a flag pole "
Do you fly at half mast? |
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"All the women who like me live in the north too
Correct
Yeah ok alright alright
Miss Honey is a northern at hard.
And I'm up north
Geordie blood in my veins
Right on sis
Ok so I have a 50/50 split so far
But I know you like going down.
I'm talking about travel.
He would go up and down for us sis
Like a flagpole?
I'd like to think I have a bit more shape to me than a flag pole
Do you fly at half mast?"
Pole must be upright. Otherwise it's no good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Dorset the south west? To me it's up the line. Some nice bheys here me luvver.
I need to come over the bridge "
Haha you do maid, youm on the wrong side! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean to say...where are the farmers?....
... 
*sits on a farm gate, idly chewing an ear of corn*
Don't be racist.
Yarp."
No..no...see I can't be Racist.
I'm black...  |
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There are plenty of men in the southwest.
Problem is they tend to be from the shallow end of the gene pool (mad, webbed-footed munters). A decent population centre for a critical mass of manhood helps but you never know.
Keep searching. You'll get lucky.
I do.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are plenty of men in the southwest.
Problem is they tend to be from the shallow end of the gene pool (mad, webbed-footed munters). A decent population centre for a critical mass of manhood helps but you never know.
Keep searching. You'll get lucky.
I do.
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LMAOOOOOOO!
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"You mean to say...where are the farmers?....
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*sits on a farm gate, idly chewing an ear of corn*
Don't be racist.
Yarp.
No..no...see I can't be Racist.
I'm black... "
Ironically enough, the most racist behaviour I ever witnessed was from a West Indian women who worked for the Lambeth Asylum Seekers team.
She was so vile I just got up and walked out of the meeting where she was busy describing the people who's care she was charged with as scum...
People are strange, huh?
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"There are plenty of men in the southwest.
Problem is they tend to be from the shallow end of the gene pool (mad, webbed-footed munters). A decent population centre for a critical mass of manhood helps but you never know.
Keep searching. You'll get lucky.
I do.
LMAOOOOOOO!
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Tbf, I do my best hunting in London - critical mass of obliging fitties |
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"You mean to say...where are the farmers?....
...
*sits on a farm gate, idly chewing an ear of corn*
Don't be racist.
Yarp.
No..no...see I can't be Racist.
I'm black...
Ironically enough, the most racist behaviour I ever witnessed was from a West Indian women who worked for the Lambeth Asylum Seekers team.
She was so vile I just got up and walked out of the meeting where she was busy describing the people who's care she was charged with as scum...
People are strange, huh?
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And anyway, your pic's in black AND white! You can't pull the wool over *this* bumkin's eyes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ironically enough, the most racist behaviour I ever witnessed was from a West Indian women"
My Grandad is Black and he calls my Dad the N (Negro) word and "boy".
"I'll clip your head boy me telling you" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are plenty of men in the southwest.
Problem is they tend to be from the shallow end of the gene pool (mad, webbed-footed munters). A decent population centre for a critical mass of manhood helps but you never know.
Keep searching. You'll get lucky.
I do.
I don't have a problem with the webbed feet, I'm loosely related to princess Fiona from shrek, it's the lack of inches (height, you dirty lot!) that's a problem for me.
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Ironically enough, the most racist behaviour I ever witnessed was from a West Indian women
My Grandad is Black and he calls my Dad the N (Negro) word and "boy".
"I'll clip your head boy me telling you" "
Shoulda heard my nan - lovely, wobbly little old racist.
Let's pretend it's generational and doesn't happen any more?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are you? I'm only being appreciated by guys up north! Not good for my fwb hunt! "
and I bet they all say 'pity you're so far away!' too?
its the typical timewasters lament IMO |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where are you? I'm only being appreciated by guys up north! Not good for my fwb hunt!
and I bet they all say 'pity you're so far away!' too?
its the typical timewasters lament IMO "
Same. Also "I'd travel for you".  |
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