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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
My inbox is full of single male messages but every single one of them is wearing Matalan black boxer shorts that are nearly down to their kneecaps!!
Are Shatalan doing a swinger special for single men to shift some of these dodgy items of underwear?
Or are all the single men on here so chuffing tight that they think Shatalan is the new Calvin Klein?
**and by the way, all the men are are so skinny I've seen more meat on a twiglet and they are all so fecking pale that they look like they've been in solitary confinement for the past 5 years**! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lmao Matalan are rubbish wouldn't be seen in there LOL .The clothes never fit properly if you look at guy that wears them they look real cheap aswell in my opinion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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never mind the matalan shorts. dont cha think a skinny guy wears his cock well. they always seem enormous on a skinny guy. i know some guy off this site (NOT MET HIM) but he has a whopper and can even suck it himself. when naked he really does look like a human tripod....doris's u would be jealous and possey...treat me right and i will give you his user name for the right price. just think no need to give him a blow job coz he does it himself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lmfao I can do it too pussy plus ah never mind other thing it'll getya going LOL "
promises promises hun...bet i get to yours and yeah get your colouring books out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples "
cabbaging my minge...how gross....
cabbage makes me fart |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples
cabbaging my minge...how gross....
cabbage makes me fart"
He lives in Scotland.
It's obviously slang for 'kiss passionately' or some such tripe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only once I've finished cabbaging your minge LOL .Heres me thinking oh ya opening up to me aswell hope ya not got iPhone sat nah like notts LOL bet thats what there late excuse will be lmao stupid sat nav took us elsewhere LOL hahaha ! Try Reading info again notts folks LOL .Simples
cabbaging my minge...how gross....
cabbage makes me fart
He lives in Scotland.
It's obviously slang for 'kiss passionately' or some such tripe!"
so when i go on a meet in future and ask them to cabbage me minge...do yer reckon it will go down well. or they will go down well?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you would have brill time pussy and mad chick ya not got a clue what your talking about dear .Though pussy yes just ask s1 to cabbage ya LOL sure you'll love it dear |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
My everyday skids come from Primark - but i have assorted nice pulling pants for weekend and meets.
Not that it really makes any odds as i only wear them on me head anyway (see profile piccy if ya dont beleive me  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats a Mattalan then?? None of that baggy stuff here...
Matalan= new name for baggy boxers
Ahhh Like Calvins... but Bigger, too big... Got ya.  "
i prefer no undies at all, but am just a female perv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox is full of single male messages but every single one of them is wearing Matalan black boxer shorts that are nearly down to their kneecaps!!
Are Shatalan doing a swinger special for single men to shift some of these dodgy items of underwear?
Or are all the single men on here so chuffing tight that they think Shatalan is the new Calvin Klein?
**and by the way, all the men are are so skinny I've seen more meat on a twiglet and they are all so fecking pale that they look like they've been in solitary confinement for the past 5 years**!"
Found this post under a rock if you bothered about Matalan wait till tomorrow pmsl xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien) "
Mmmm stick to poetry you better at that only just but better xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now "
Dirty bugger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger "
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl"
Who?????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who????? "
Who do you bloody think me lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who?????
Who do you bloody think me lol xx "
Not with those fookin arms lol.. No way pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx
Yep im the wise one pmsl xx"
Lol or is it more 'cum' and wise or cannon for balls lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx
fancy being the dolly bird we always end up chasing then?? "
Chase me chase me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx
Yep im the wise one pmsl xx
Obviously... as I have morcum lol... "
Hey great minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx
Yep im the wise one pmsl xx
Obviously... as I have morcum lol...
Hey great minds "
bend over... lets discuss at more length |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who????? "
No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U 2 could do stand up lol ur like the morecambe and wise of fab forum lol xx
Yep im the wise one pmsl xx
Obviously... as I have morcum lol...
Hey great minds
bend over... lets discuss at more length "
Yes lets discuss ur length oops sorry misread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who?????
No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol"
You been for a Kebab?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who?????
No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol
You been for a Kebab?? "
Why she want something to eat? |
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who?????
No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol
You been for a Kebab?? "
God - i could go for a keebab right now - mmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are nicked as mine have got some blokes name on as they say calvin something on them pmsl
But are they clean... (Klien)
lol not now
Dirty bugger
or they would be if someone hurried up pmsl
Who?????
No offence but it aint you unless mrs notts isnt busy ? lol
You been for a Kebab??
God - i could go for a keebab right now - mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
well if you want something filling i have something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol"
U dont wanna see then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then "
Well you cant show can you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you "
Come here its easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you
Come here its easier "
No easier for you tto come here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you
Come here its easier
No easier for you tto come here "
U come here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you
Come here its easier
No easier for you tto come here
U come here lol"
No its ok got something better to do now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you
Come here its easier
No easier for you tto come here
U come here lol
No its ok got something better to do now lol "
Ok...next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you
Come here its easier
No easier for you tto come here
U come here lol
No its ok got something better to do now lol
Ok...next "
I thought yr name was fussy but your not after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HAHA
Step away from the vodka xx
Lol im trying 2 empty the bottle i ave uses for it lol
Your ment to recycle not ride it like a cycle lol
U dont wanna see then
Well you cant show can you
Come here its easier
No easier for you tto come here
U come here lol
No its ok got something better to do now lol
Ok...next
I thought yr name was fussy but your not after all "
Lol |
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