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Anyone else love fart sniffing?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are some people who seem to like it . Porn sites have Brazilian women partaking of it .
But in all seriousness , it just makes me laugh , not horny at all . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one"
I'll get my dog to lay next to you so you can sniff hers, pretty sure you won't be liking them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked with a guy that said his GF liked nothing more than having him squat over her face and fart in her mouth...!
He could clear a stadium he was that bad,so fuck knows what she got out of it-but each to their own!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one
Would a shit in a jar give you the same thrill?"
I'm sure he'd have mentioned it already if it did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This idea is really not a little shocking! I mean, I doubt farting would have the status of a social faux-pas if its consequence engendered an acceptable level of pleasure in its recipients! I'm rather with the sarcastic lady who describes her farts as perfume! Essentially, OP, you are claiming you enjoy the odour of an Eau de shitte!
You would be well advised to return in your next life as a dog as they can regularly be observed enjoying a good old sniff at each other's assholes!
Personally, I rate assholes and their effects as among the less desirable facets of humanity!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I worked with a guy that said his GF liked nothing more than having him squat over her face and fart in her mouth...!
He could clear a stadium he was that bad,so fuck knows what she got out of it-but each to their own!
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well i guess it was just the one special thing they did with each other - most kiss or ride bare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the human catterpiller comes to mind you could be the middle one lol
I believe it's centipede 
oh shit you are right lol "
might be a sequel in it..or a prequel  made me giggle though right enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be others out there that love to smell a good fart!! I can't be the only one"
Why on earth would you love the smell of shit? That's messed up man. You might be the only one imho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ewwwwwww some of the things on here are sick lol
I was eating my diner tonight and had a message that made me ill
So there's fart sniffing now? What next X "
Collecting farts in jars then when you've amassed loads of farts in jars condensing said farty gasses into a liquid so you can enjoy a nice pint of fart! With or without a clothes peg on the nose 
Well,you did ask!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ewwwwwww some of the things on here are sick lol
I was eating my diner tonight and had a message that made me ill
So there's fart sniffing now? What next X
Collecting farts in jars then when you've amassed loads of farts in jars condensing said farty gasses into a liquid so you can enjoy a nice pint of fart! With or without a clothes peg on the nose
Well,you did ask! "
Reminds me of my favourite Christina Pervy song: Jar of farts! |
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By *imky69Woman
over a year ago
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A message I got tonight off a couple made me ill now this fart stuff.
She messaged me saying hello I need help please.
I just messaged back saying are you ok.
Her reply is = we are a genuine couple that is finding it hard to find a new female to help with our fantasy as our last one has left fab and we are not looking for sex just a girl to come to ours all expenses paid her husband will be laying on a plastic sheet in the front room she will be above him with a whip you must stoop over him and poo in his mouth as much as you can push out then she will whip him and make him eat it as she wanks him off as soon as he ejaculats as this is a massive turn on for him I may leave and be given £70 for my time And if you can't travel a taxi will be pre arranged from your address to there's and back.
Ewwwwwwww noooooooooo that's just so wrong and sick I have stoped eating my dinner now and I was hungry that's just made me ill.They are now added to my block list lol X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A message I got tonight off a couple made me ill now this fart stuff.
She messaged me saying hello I need help please.
I just messaged back saying are you ok.
Her reply is = we are a genuine couple that is finding it hard to find a new female to help with our fantasy as our last one has left fab and we are not looking for sex just a girl to come to ours all expenses paid her husband will be laying on a plastic sheet in the front room she will be above him with a whip you must stoop over him and poo in his mouth as much as you can push out then she will whip him and make him eat it as she wanks him off as soon as he ejaculats as this is a massive turn on for him I may leave and be given £70 for my time And if you can't travel a taxi will be pre arranged from your address to there's and back.
Ewwwwwwww noooooooooo that's just so wrong and sick I have stoped eating my dinner now and I was hungry that's just made me ill.They are now added to my block list lol X"
Thats just so wrong in so many ways!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry. Had to delete my last comment. I need to think before I type.
Op. 'I like sniffing farts' ? Realy. I'd keep that one to yourself.
*i bet you don't say that a lot do you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab never disappoints.
Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.
Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab never disappoints.
Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.
Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters"
^^^^ definitely a fart smeller |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab never disappoints.
Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.
Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters
^^^^ definitely a fart smeller "
Definitely a Daily Mail reader |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab never disappoints.
Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.
Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters
^^^^ definitely a fart smeller
Definitely a Daily Mail reader "
Only on Wednesdays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab never disappoints.
Usual "I don't like it so OP must be a weird, sick, pervert" reaction.
Sometimes I think Daily Mail readers are more open minded than fabsters
^^^^ definitely a fart smeller
Definitely a Daily Mail reader
Only on Wednesdays "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol"
The Op prays your around.
You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?  |
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol"
When you hope they are going to be quiet but they aren't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol
The Op prays your around.
You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave? "
nah was home alone..
i was disguested with myself.. was like a family of rats had crawled up my arse n died.. im not one to gag but even febreeze couldnt help me.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol
When you hope they are going to be quiet but they aren't "
From your ass, I can only imagine you smell of fresh roses. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol
The Op prays your around.
You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?
nah was home alone..
i was disguested with myself.. was like a family of rats had crawled up my arse n died.. im not one to gag but even febreeze couldnt help me.. "
All I read was 'I'm not one to gag...'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Running can have an effect on your metabolism and results in the need to pop out an air biscuit now and then.
I can run for miles without seeing anyone and nothing happens but the moment someone is walking along nearby it all kicks in
Hard to clench while on the run |
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol
When you hope they are going to be quiet but they aren't
From your ass, I can only imagine you smell of fresh roses.
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Arse roses is a whole other thread |
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"only ever grossed myself out twice where i had to stand outside..
worst ones are when your in a supermarket and your praying no one is around lol
The Op prays your around.
You cleared a room?.....even yourself had to leave?
nah was home alone..
i was disguested with myself.. was like a family of rats had crawled up my arse n died.. im not one to gag but even febreeze couldnt help me.. "
 oh girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Running can have an effect on your metabolism and results in the need to pop out an air biscuit now and then.
I can run for miles without seeing anyone and nothing happens but the moment someone is walking along nearby it all kicks in
Hard to clench while on the run "
air biscuit.. i like that term.
i call them 'love puffs'..
then there are the rotten ones where youd imagine a cartoon style green gas cloud coming outta your fart pipe.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an elderly relative who lets one go as they walk, they seem to Time them to their walking pace and you hear it but because they're deaf you're not sure if they did it on purpose or not. |
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