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Funniest things said on fab hahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the light-hearted self depreciating profiles are comedy gold.
I generally don't find rudeness, racism, body shaming and crass obnoxiousness particularly chuckle worthy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best insut ever saw was....
Your mum wears McDonald's sauce on her face...And she looks better for it 
I suppose it's all subjective  "
Idiosyncratic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yesterday we had
Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.
I'm still laughing hahahaha "
I laugh at stuff like that but only because it's that or cry. Why people feel the need to express these thoughts to other human beings is beyond me! |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
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Omg I saw one thread a while ago asking how he could stop Fat, Old, And Ugly people looking at his profile.
I could not stop laughing as one by one us lovely nice sexy fabbers ripped him a new arse hole I think he cancelled his account rather quickly before the thread had finished it was so funny.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yesterday we had
Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.
I'm still laughing hahahaha "
Hahahahaha that's the best one yet hahahahaha |
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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago
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"Yesterday we had
Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.
I'm still laughing hahahaha
Hahahahaha that's the best one yet hahahahaha "
You've started me laughing again hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You're really nice but I don't want to meet again because you look just like my brother!" "
Now you've mentioned it, you do.
The way you are standing up against that tree, reminds me my brother Jack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny! "
Do you defend the guys everytime one of the innumerable cock mocking threads/posts pops up?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny!
Do you defend the guys everytime one of the innumerable cock mocking threads/posts pops up?
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Good point |
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"Omg I saw one thread a while ago asking how he could stop Fat, Old, And Ugly people looking at his profile.
I could not stop laughing as one by one us lovely nice sexy fabbers ripped him a new arse hole I think he cancelled his account rather quickly before the thread had finished it was so funny.
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You lot are good at that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest it's rare I read anything genuinely funny here, most of the attempts are horrifically misguided and actually turn out to be discriminatory and offensive in some way. Or just not funny (see above posts). |
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Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.
We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.
To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here
It took ages before we could stop laughing 
We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny!
Do you defend the guys everytime one of the innumerable cock mocking threads/posts pops up?
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Where are all these cock mocking threads? I see threads about cock size (generally started by men) but not so much of the "ewww put it away it looks like a battered sausage/dead slug" threads as a direct comparison. The female equivalents tend to suggest if you have visible labia or anything other than a perfect little pink slit then you should be ashamed, are damaged goods, have obviously had too much sex and look like a loose kebab, a ripped bus seat or, as demonstrated above, a punched lasagne. |
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"you want your pussy stretched by this 8 inch nigga dick"
Now, that's not the comedy. The comedy is that while he's a real dude, his cock shot is taken from the Internet.
I was proud of the response tho
"Afriad this fanny isn't tight, more cavernous. Sometimes it claps when I walk"
Pulled a muscle patting myself on the back after that.  |
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"All my posts are bereft of all humour and not one hint of sarcasm  "
You trying to kill me? Why do I always read your comments when I'm eating?? I swear I've almost choked 3 times in 3 weeks because of you!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything involving the word fart cracks me up. Easily pleased, I know. It because I am Anglo Saxon. Was there not a thread about farting etiquette when at a hotel meet?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make myself laugh with my own phrases.
Burping the worm - wanking
Turtleneck - foreskin
Fanny sand - women creating drama! "
Love it! Let's stick to this level in the future, please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.
We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.
To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here
It took ages before we could stop laughing
We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing "
And if it was a Mazda with a Wankel engine, RX7/8 plus others, then that would have caused sniggering too it seems. |
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"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.
We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.
To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here
It took ages before we could stop laughing
We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing
And if it was a Mazda with a Wankel engine, RX7/8 plus others, then that would have caused sniggering too it seems."
Wankel would have been very appropriate |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
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"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.
We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.
To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here
It took ages before we could stop laughing
We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing "
I don't get it? |
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"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.
We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.
To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here
It took ages before we could stop laughing
We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing
I don't get it? "
The inference being that a common or garden Mazda is such a desirable supercar that how could any women resist being fucked in one. |
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