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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?  "
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying |
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I went up to Manchester a couple of weeks ago for football.
I come out of my hotel and walked up to the stadium wearing underarmour, a sweat top and a jacket.
Whilst eating my burger I looked at a few ladies and children all wearing just their Utd shirts!!
I couldn't stop laughing and the words "southern softy" we're firmly placed in my head. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying"
Will I start asking for gravy on my chips? 
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"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying
Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?
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Not in York, York is very civilised  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I went up to Manchester a couple of weeks ago for football.
I come out of my hotel and walked up to the stadium wearing underarmour, a sweat top and a jacket.
Whilst eating my burger I looked at a few ladies and children all wearing just their Utd shirts!!
I couldn't stop laughing and the words "southern softy" we're firmly placed in my head. "
It sounds like I'll need to find some 'underarmour'.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying
Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?
Not in York, York is very civilised "
Sadly, no time for Betty's.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi "
So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm heading south tomorrow and looking forward to warming up a little.
Albie is moving north in three weeks from the south coast and is in for a shock I think! "
We're expecting to feel some of the Arctic blast tomorrow... but it will still be warmer than the Oop North.
London is a heat island, which does give us a different experience of the same air temperatures.
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"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi
So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice? "
Well other northerners around me seem to be wearing coats so I think you need the full gear plus thermal vest!
I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi
So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice?
Well other northerners around me seem to be wearing coats so I think you need the full gear plus thermal vest!
I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back "
This could be the opportunity to test out my new down filled thin duvet jacket thing. |
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over a year ago
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"You'll be needing your long vests that cover your bum and mittens.
I think every vest I have could probably cover my bum and mittens.  If I had any mittens."
I'll knit you some with L and R on them |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You'll be needing your long vests that cover your bum and mittens.
I think every vest I have could probably cover my bum and mittens. If I had any mittens.
I'll knit you some with L and R on them "
That would be useful... will I be able to work out which one goes where? |
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"I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back
I've been camping in the Lakes in December
you're mad! I only did 40 mins in that lake "
I was great and back in the day when I drank |
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"I'm just odd, I've been swimming in a lake in November a couple of years back
I've been camping in the Lakes in December
you're mad! I only did 40 mins in that lake
I was great and back in the day when I drank "
It snowed and I'm sure that kept us warm too |
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"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together 
Oh no, mine did the same 2 years ago now, it was awful "
Just ordered the part so should be sorted Tuesday if the posty pulls his finger out |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying
Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?
"
If you do, I will personally come round and slap some southern back into you.
Gravy on chips? Sacraligious |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying
Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?
If you do, I will personally come round and slap some southern back into you.
Gravy on chips? Sacraligious "
Thank you! I'll stock up on Haribo in case I need to receive your ministrations.
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All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold
Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?
There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life
Pork pie
The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours
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"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together
Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.
I hope it's fixed soon.
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Just what I need to go with the 2 I've got as well as the parrot and rabbit. Think I'll fix the boiler |
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From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off 
And order a "Parmo" when ya out if u haven't already b4..lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold
Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?
There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life
Pork pie
The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours
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Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off
And order a "Parmo" when ya out if u haven't already b4..lol"
Parmo is the chickeny-pizza type thing isn't it? I don't think I'm there long enough to need to go that native.
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"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold
Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?
There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life
Pork pie
The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours
Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?
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That sounds a bit posh to me
Steak pie washed down with ale feels more comfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold
Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?
There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life
Pork pie
The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours
Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?
That sounds a bit posh to me
Steak pie washed down with ale feels more comfortable "
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"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together
Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.
I hope it's fixed soon.
Just what I need to go with the 2 I've got as well as the parrot and rabbit. Think I'll fix the boiler "
Is it a house rabbit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off
And order a "Parmo" when ya out if u haven't already b4..lol
Parmo is the chickeny-pizza type thing isn't it? I don't think I'm there long enough to need to go that native.
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Ah it's nice if u manage to find a place that does decent parmo's, it's like our equivalent to pie n mash (miss them). A trip to London next weekend is on the cards for me I think |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"All this talk of going north and wearing extra clothing yet nor a single mention of what pie might ward off the cold
Meat and potato, a pasty, steak and kidney?
There can can be only one pie to raise the temp at my time of life
Pork pie
The heartburn does me for at least 2 hours
Will a steak and ale pie do the trick?
That sounds a bit posh to me
Steak pie washed down with ale feels more comfortable "
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"I'd not come round to mine my boiler just broke down. Even the dogs are huddled up together
Get some more dogs in and they'll keep you warm.
I hope it's fixed soon.
Just what I need to go with the 2 I've got as well as the parrot and rabbit. Think I'll fix the boiler
Is it a house rabbit? "
It is now. The foxes kept trying to eat the poor sod |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"From one southerner to another.. wrap up warm girl x took me a year to climatise to the Northern weather.. and I been up here 12 years and still freezing my ass off
And order a "Parmo" when ya out if u haven't already b4..lol
Parmo is the chickeny-pizza type thing isn't it? I don't think I'm there long enough to need to go that native.
Ah it's nice if u manage to find a place that does decent parmo's, it's like our equivalent to pie n mash (miss them). A trip to London next weekend is on the cards for me I think "
Have fun.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning
I don't like those. It felt like I'd wet myself when I sat on one.
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Never had that but I only have it on for a couple of minutes as it burns your arse if it's on any longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I put the heated seats on in the car, it was fkg baltic at 5 this morning
I thought Alderley had it's own temp controlled climate"
Nah, that's all the people here full of hot air |
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"I've not dug my coat out yet, but I'm starting to feel a bit chilly in just a cardi
So, on the Northern hard vs Southern Softy scale do I need to get a balaclava and arctic gear or will a coat and scarf suffice? "
No, you have to practice going out in a short skirt, high heels and NO coat!! |
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"Will my body go into shock when I head to the Frozen North next week?
Yes...
Don't forget your vaccinations, pj's, fluffy dressing gown, slippers, thermals and translation tool.
Two days in Leeds and I have no fucking clue what Jason is saying
Will I start asking for gravy on my chips?
If you do, I will personally come round and slap some southern back into you.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"It's not too bad today. I popped to the shop without my coat. Wine, this evening, has also helped stave off the cold.
Yeah, its practically tropical!  "
Your coat was bigger than mine. I haven't had to wear the duvet coat thing.
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