It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?
*This is a tongue in cheek post* |
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"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.   "
I could lower my standards, but i dont think they will slip that much to shag you
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over a year ago
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alternatively you could copy and paste the same message to every guy on the site between 19 and 99 from john o groats to lands end, maybe somthing along the lines of.....fancy a shag |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag. "
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !! |
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"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!"
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland"
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?  |
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3 1/2 years. Ffs most women on here have to wait about 5 years before their first meet.
Stop moaning on the wrong night as well. It Thursdays for that.
You missed 'rant over' as well.
Jeez, some people   |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...? "
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden.  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden. "
But you not bin down here...;-) |
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"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden. "
You will have a bit of a shock when you see me knocking on your front door then lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Funny.
I would be worried myself if i had that kind of stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
wish i could say,it was nice to see you back debz.  "
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
I like a bit of SAUCE
None of that STALKer business xxxxxxxxx |
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"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden. "
No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
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And PS folks, don't believe him if he says that the stain on the rug is the farmer's identification mark.
We know better."
What do you know a bout Saucy that I dont ...we need some dirt on him...lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden.
No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open."
So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??
Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,
Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!
Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.
Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.
THINK again!!! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?
*This is a tongue in cheek post*"
Does that include the ones that you knacker out at Chameleons (who also happen to be on here???) |
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"It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?
*This is a tongue in cheek post*"
could be your tongues in the wrong cheek ! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?
*This is a tongue in cheek post*
could be your tongues in the wrong cheek !"
wow this is getting sexy... |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden.
No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.
So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??
Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,
Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!
Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.
Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.
THINK again!!!"
you sound like a right barrel of laughs debz.
there must be a pill,you can take.
to relieve that bitterness. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden.
No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.
So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??
Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,
Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!
Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.
Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.
THINK again!!!
you sound like a right barrel of laughs debz.
there must be a pill,you can take.
to relieve that bitterness. "
all pills are bitter my dear!!!
Life is a bit harder than that - and when yu have family who are in the forces who are over there for now so called no apparent reason- DOES notmake that pill easy to take!!!
But you laugh away, i do not mind that you are ignorant or rude- i do not have to assoc iate with you - or shag yu - that is where IIIIIII have the choice,
So thank you for you opinion!!!!
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"you can insert your tongue,firmly in my cheeks anytime.
as for lowering your standards,
is that possible.
with one exception,fancy a shag.
wow that was brave.... Now go stand in the corner and repent !!
Hes only brave cause he lives in scotland
Does he know people can travel and find him up there...?
i'm better at hide and seek,
than osama bin laden.
No your not, now that your sheepskin rug trick is out in the open.
So its funny that our troops have been out there for years yeah??
Its FUNNY that many families have been ruined and destoyed,
Homes BOMBED and turned to dust!!!
Yes!!! YU laugh, politics tu yu means what- yr BINS (yes the bin laden jokes again) are emptied onnce a week.
Our troops will NOT be coming home, homes will STILL be destroyed, lives will STILL be lost.
THINK again!!!
you sound like a right barrel of laughs debz.
there must be a pill,you can take.
to relieve that bitterness.
all pills are bitter my dear!!!
Life is a bit harder than that - and when yu have family who are in the forces who are over there for now so called no apparent reason- DOES notmake that pill easy to take!!!
But you laugh away, i do not mind that you are ignorant or rude- i do not have to assoc iate with you - or shag yu - that is where IIIIIII have the choice,
So thank you for you opinion!!!!
:o)"
i was going to say have a nice night,but that wont be possible.
your there.
.
mushy many times,have i got to tell you.
thats a coffee stain.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It has been brought to my attention (by myself) that during the 3 1/2 years on fabswingers ive only actually met three guys from here. What am i doing wrong? Should i be more patient? Should i lower my standards?
*This is a tongue in cheek post*"
well i'm 5'5.
is that low enough for you ya choosy bint ya
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