FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Those saucy penguins!

Those saucy penguins!

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Have just bought 'The Poetry of Sex,' great little book, by Penguin Books, the saucy little devils, must be all that huddling down the Antarctic....the body contact! stimulating their little minds!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They're very noisy (and smelly).

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Maybe! But they write great erotic poetry, who would have guessed!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"They're very noisy (and smelly).

"

That's not a very sexy poem...

Is it a John Cooper Clarke?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection? "

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They're very noisy (and smelly).

That's not a very sexy poem...

Is it a John Cooper Clarke?"

He has just been on radio 4

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here "

Are you a penguin though

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though "

No, its just the way hw walks...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though "

Damn! no!

Must be a lady with a pebbles kink on site!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shit it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Shit it"

Read:

Accounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott's polar team, are finally being made public.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here

Are you a penguin though

No, its just the way hw walks... "

I resemble....I mean resent that remark

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shit it

Read:

Accounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott's polar team, are finally being made public.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

"

Hey, not everyone is perfect .

Let's not hold prejudice against all penguins for the wrongdoing of some.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Now that is something I must read!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can imagine there to be a lot of squawking and flappery going on.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that, a gent penguin in order to impress a lady penguin will look for the prettiest pebble he can find and bring it to her to show affection?

I have three pebbles on my work desk, pretty pebbles I collected from the beach!

My in-box will go crazy here "

I like pebbles. There could be something to this pebble thing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Completely agree there re pebbles Bad Nanna

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *adchickCouple  over a year ago

Cyprus

Penguins smell and are bloody noisy

Spent a year with the little suckers it the Falklands.... Believe me, I speak the truth

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By *eliz Nelson OP   Man  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

But in my peguin 'poetry of sex' book, they have creative little imaginations!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0156

0