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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What About a "Smokers Corner" in Chat or Forums for all us Lepers to Chat in lol - we could call it the BEER GARDEN.
its Staggering or was that the Vodka lol - The amount of people that contact with "wont meet smokers" on profile and then saying they dont smoke and then say they do when drinking etc or forgot to change profile (groan) .. your either a smoker or a non smoker im my opinion... dont folks admit it anymore for fear of being given a "LABEL" 
got my tin hat on now - Anti Smoking brigade are coming for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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smoker, considerate smoker..Ive met a few nonsmokers....never really been told its been a problem...and no....its not always just been doggy position to keep the evil smoke smell away lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I'm an ex-smoker. Smoked for 30 years, but now given up for two. And I'll have you know I don't mind smokers at all. One of my regulars is a smoker, and I tend to gravitate towards the smoking corner/outside area cos they're more fun.
I only gave up because I needed the money for hols.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident"
Oh Yes - Thats Another "Classic" Excuse lol xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had the social leper feeling being a smoker so im happy in this corner puffing away "
Great somewhere in here Where we can have a Smoke . 
Wasnt Sure what Chatrooms or Forums we could Smoke in anymore without getting Banned !!!!  too scared to turn webcam on without a Health-Warning !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well ive smoked since i was l5 and me is 55 now but about 7 weeks ago i gave em up too damn expensive, wish I had done it years ago, i got my l.99 plastic fag and that suits, so I altered me profile to NON SMOKER but dont bother me who smokes and who dont cos we is all people whichever xxx yes xxxxxxxxxxx and i used to luv me fags and yes i do miss em but me bank luvs the fact i dont buy em anymore xx BUT GONNA GO TO SMOKERS CORNER WITH ME PLASTIC FAG IF YA DONT MIND PLS XX
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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oh it's lovely in here,anybody got a light.
i only smoke,so i can hang about the smoking area.
hold on a minute,i think there's non smokers out here.trying to soak up,our camaraderie,and happy atmosphere.
smell everybody,if they don't smell of smoke,send them back in.
so they can bore each other,talking about how clean the pub smells,and how they love going home,not smelling of smoke.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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kitten - im sure "Plastic" Fag Smokers are More than Welcome..
Seriously - "Well Done" for giving up the fags after so long - i know i will have to some day too..
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
actually we have a smokers area in our local club that i christened "Cougher's Corner"
actually tends to be the most socialable area, and as an ex smoker.. i can rush in, grab my fix of nicotine and rush out again.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smoke, but think of myself as a considerate smoker. I like the odd cigar, but feel guilty in company because of the huge cloud of smoke they produce!."
I like the odd cigar too. 
I only buy cigs if I am off out or at the pub at home I am on roll ups.
In Peterborough you now get fined £75 if you are found dropping a butt on the floor. But what about all those people who spit out gum and ruin my shoes do they get fined as much I dont think so and which is worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident"
yep, standard answer, get that from couples too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smoke, but think of myself as a considerate smoker. I like the odd cigar, but feel guilty in company because of the huge cloud of smoke they produce!.
I like the odd cigar too.
I only buy cigs if I am off out or at the pub at home I am on roll ups.
In Peterborough you now get fined £75 if you are found dropping a butt on the floor. But what about all those people who spit out gum and ruin my shoes do they get fined as much I dont think so and which is worse."
mmm like a good roll |
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By *in4sumMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
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I like the odd cigar too.
I only buy cigs if I am off out or at the pub at home I am on roll ups.
In Peterborough you now get fined £75 if you are found dropping a butt on the floor. But what about all those people who spit out gum and ruin my shoes do they get fined as much I dont think so and which is worse."
Cool, come find me outside at the next social, we can share one. |
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"I get it all the time, messages from guys that won't meet smokers and when you point it out they say, oh I don't mind, must have ticked that by accident"
us 3... we get this a lot... lol
squeezes into the smokers corner.
hey can we buld an extension? its getting crowded in here..
both dedicated smokers. and work hard to pay for the privlage...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.
Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back |
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"I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.
Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back "
splutered my coffee all over me screen. lmao.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.
Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back
splutered my coffee all over me screen. lmao.... "
omg coffee and cum over yer screen. start cleaning it up |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"I have a paragraph on my profile about how considerate a smoker I am.
Someone did in fact mail me asking to meet. I viewed their profile and they said they didnt meet smokers. So I mailed back saying you have asked to meet but you dont meet smokers and I smoke. They said they would make an exception if I was a considerate smoker. I mailed back saying that my idea of being considerate was to put the ashtray on their head whilst they were giving me oral. Suffice to say they didnt get back "
lol
is there room in that ashtray for two.
ffs thats nearly a song. |
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"do they have big ears as well so you can guide them in lol
fuck that i dont guide em in, i need me hands for me book to turn the pages"
i find it to distracting to read... but big ears are handy for holding the remote .. |
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Well move over you lot, one more coming in lol.
This just goes to prove smokers have more fun All the best mischief and laughs are found in the smokers den, wherever it is.
Right, back to me 3 course breakfast - coffee, fag and a good cough.
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Is it just us or does it get on your nellies that non smokers dont give a flying fig about you using the beer garden in the rain, sleet, & snow yet are all too willing to hog the benches when the sun shines !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a smoker. One of my bad 'habits'
I think it was John Mortimer who said that he wouldn't give up any of his bad habits for the sake of an extra six months in a nursing home
If there are any non smokers out there who won't meet smokers but will meet a smoking, red wine sodden, coffee soaked, itinerant, delinquent monk...........throw me a bone and send me a wink |
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