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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else  |
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"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else "
Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock?  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else
Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? "
i could make you deepthroat my strap on... |
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"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else
Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? i could make you deepthroat my strap on... "
Ok I'm already admitting my rash decision to go against gender stereotypes...pass me the fucking screwdriver! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"someone to dismantle my bed, collect and construct a tall bookcase, put it into place and then transfer all my books onto it, and reconstruct and make my bed again...while i do something else
Forget traditional roles...I would rather make you a sandwich and suck your cock? i could make you deepthroat my strap on...
Ok I'm already admitting my rash decision to go against gender stereotypes...pass me the fucking screwdriver! "
thankyou gorgeous x  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
I would love to have someone else straighten my naturally curly hair cause I can't be bothered, but it looks a mess and I need to go out..... Then I'd love someone else to make my tea for me later cause I can't be bothered! |
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!
What would you love? "
....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone. Oh and watch the F1 as well!  |
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over a year ago
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"I would love to have someone else straighten my naturally curly hair cause I can't be bothered, but it looks a mess and I need to go out..... Then I'd love someone else to make my tea for me later cause I can't be bothered! "
I'd love someone to come round and curl mine for me - it's naturally straight and looks totally flat right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like a roast dinner followed by cake, lots and lots of cake 'by the ocean'?
urban dictionary really isn't my friend  "
I'm closer to the Irish Sea than the ocean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!  |
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! "
Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!
Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty "
Ermmmmmm...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....a day of spooning, forking and generally being lazy on the couch with someone!!
What would you love? "
Can i take a rain check on the forking, not really into pain.
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!
Tut tut, fancy bunking off work to be naughty
Ermmmmmm... "
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! "
You should spend more time fixing the drips instead of making them Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! "
That's so unlike you to get distracted from work so easily.... |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I would love to have someone else straighten my naturally curly hair cause I can't be bothered, but it looks a mess and I need to go out..... Then I'd love someone else to make my tea for me later cause I can't be bothered!
I'd love someone to come round and curl mine for me - it's naturally straight and looks totally flat right now!"
Curly is ok til you've slept on it..... Then it looks you've had a fight with a badger who then dragged you through a hedge and I'm not find of going out resembling a bad 80's rock band |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!
You should spend more time fixing the drips instead of making them Mr "
I didn't mean to... it just happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!
That's so unlike you to get distracted from work so easily.... "
I know right?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here! "
Sorry, I can't hear you from here on my couch...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee, a good set of firm hands to massage the knots out of me and then a soak in a bubble bath "
You should have said, would have obliged in front of the log burner on the sheepskin rug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If someone would like to finish the job I am on at the mo for me, that would be grand. But then I probably wouldn't be working on a sunday if I had put my bloody phone down yesterday instead of mucking about on here!
Sorry, I can't hear you from here on my couch... "
Cwtch up Miss Bold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers "
I have a big bag of malteasers Miss Honey and good reading skills also |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!! "
Do we get to share the malteasers? |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers? "
Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't 
He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?
Neither. Friendzoned.
Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys "
Unfortunately not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course "
Oi the maltesers are mine |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course
Oi the maltesers are mine "
Are you coming too then? |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't
He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?
Neither. Friendzoned.
Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys "
Definitely not 
Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course "
Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.
Book might be in Spanish. |
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't
He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?
Neither. Friendzoned.
Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys
Definitely not
Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now "
Is that an euphemism of did you actually have fish for supper?
Either way, glad you're feeling better. |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course
Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.
Book might be in Spanish. "
Works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A certain someone to come and fuck me senseless. But he won't
He won't fuck you or just won't fuck you senseless?
Neither. Friendzoned.
Oh no. Thought that only happened to guys
Definitely not
Anyway, ive had a fish supper and have my softest pair of pj's on and I'm quite content now "
Love the socks young padawan |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course
Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.
Book might be in Spanish.
Works for me "
Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere |
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"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course
Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.
Book might be in Spanish.
Works for me
Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere "
That is why he is my favourite |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Someone to climb into my bed and read to me- they should also bring malteasers
What do you want reading to you? If it's the daily mail we're out!
Anything but that!!
Do we get to share the malteasers?
Of course
Ok we're in. So its about a 36 hour drive and a quick stop off to buy a copy of Mr Tickle and a couple of bags of Malteasers.
Book might be in Spanish.
Works for me
Oh you like Mr tickle too? His hands get everywhere "
Tess Tickle? |
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Need some snuggles to sort me out me thinks 
Heavy night, last night. 
