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Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!
He then looked at his gf and started shouting what a filthy slut she was at which point we left, taking her with us and dropped her round to her mothers as we didn't want to leave her there with him like that!!
Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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We've all had at least one of these experiences probably more than one to be fair and some cases many so might be amusing to hear some of the more bizarre  "
She accidentally kneed me in the bollocks when changing position .
It was touch and go for a minute well about 15 minutes but once the old boy started to rise to the occasion again .
I mercilessly used the guilt she felt over the accident to really and I'm mean really push her limits .
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"Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!
He then looked at his gf and started shouting what a filthy slut she was at which point we left, taking her with us and dropped her round to her mothers as we didn't want to leave her there with him like that!!
Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! "
So how was the second meet with that couple? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Step mom came and gother into the bed as my dad went out on the pissed and didn't come home so she looked at me and the ex and said fuck it if I can't get away from the noise then I'm joining in lol....oooops sorry dad.....there not together any more though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sex was going well for another couple at a private party until the girl in adventurous and asked l to whip her with the flogger while she was on top riding his cock, Mrs l obliged and has she whipped her arse a couple of the strands got loose and whipped the poor guy right across the balls he lost interest in sex pretty quickly after that lol |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"she brought out her knitting . . . (a guest who attended a house party)
Was she knitting a willy warmer ? "
She got what sex she wanted then sat back and watched her husband having his fun while doing her knitting. . . everyone else was gobsmacked !
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
We were doing doggy really vigorously, pulling her hair other hand on her hip thrusting together almost there, just a little, just a lit... & then we got out of synch & I almost snapped my cock in half on buffers bridge.
Was a month off after that one! H was a bit uncomfortable for a while too 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.....she decided the best way to get me hard for round 2 was to yank my cock as hard as possible then bite it.
Needless to say it went downhill from there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"until he said...
"you know, you really should lose weight"
true story
When's the funeral?
x
H"
I said "this from a man with tits"
and got up, dressed and walked out.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Want to ride the bull
Bend her over into the doggy position put your arm round her neck whilst fucking her whisper her sisters name !
Then hold on for you life !!
Never ends well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh its supposed to be real scenarios..
Until his landlady walked in on us, shouting because he was behind on his rent. She looked at me and said 'Jesus, she's the fourth girl this week, you need to sort your life out'. Our relationship also ended that day  |
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"Oh its supposed to be real scenarios..
Until his landlady walked in on us, shouting because he was behind on his rent. She looked at me and said 'Jesus, she's the fourth girl this week, you need to sort your life out'. Our relationship also ended that day "
Oh em gee! |
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Until we both realised the alcohol had wore off and we didn't really fancy each other as much as the evening before .....so it became abit of a farce she wasn't that interested but was being polite I think and I was having that marsh mallow moment when you so want to get hard but the more you try the worse it gets ....so we smiled hugged and I got dressed then thought I'd made a polite exit from her bedroom only to embarassingly find myself in her walk in wardrobe .....X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I snapped my banjo string! Having to go hospital in my socks and what once was a white towel which had turned red pretty quickly!
Fyi NEVER goto hospital if this happens the nurses take turns to come and laugh at you! |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
Essex |
Until her dog licked my cheeks then bit into my slapping balls,
She nearly died laughing I cried with the pain and as I'm allergic to animals I had to get an injection from the doctor and she nearly pissed herself laughing too.
I always lock the door now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For some reason I went "off the boil" and could t recover.
Thankfully we had already had a good session and she was very sweet about it and we lay there please in other ways.
Still felt bad about it though and now live in fear of it happening again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...my frenulum snapped (the connection between foreskin and penis) and I squirted blood all over her and the bed...  "
Snap in both ways
It's a moment I'd prefer to forget |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
It was all going well until the 2 single beds which had been pushed together parted, like Moses had entered the room...
Both of us disappeared into the gaping chasm and become mummified in blankets and sheets between the beds.
After several minutes of struggling, giggling and poking knees and elbows into each other, we freed ourselves..
The thought of having to shout for help to escape our binds was a bit of a worry. |
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About two months ago I was having an amazing session with my fb when just as I came I got a shooting pain in the back of my neck and an incredible headache, I was a real mess! Close to calling an ambulance
Was a real passion killer |
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The sex was going great....
... I was on my knees on the floor, giving oral to a lady on the bed, who was certainly making all the right noises, and then the dog rammed its nose up my arse!
let me elaborate before you perverts add two and two and get 5 lol!
It was a house party, and the hosts had a beagle who loved people, so they shut him in a room downstairs whilst the party was in full swing. At some point, someone opened the wrong door, and, eager to make friends, the dog set off around the house, until he encountered me!!!
Needless to say, I rocketed into the upright position and delivered a few earthy epithets... cue howls of laughter from all the other guests as the story shot round the house.... and one very red face from me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Until Kim Jong realised that what the old men were doing were NOT "special exercises" and the whole story about his father leaving orders that he be exercised every day and fed so called"breakfast of leaders" by the old guys, was a lie.
He used other made up excuses to execute them so it all ended happily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to lower the tone,it may have already been said.
It was going great until she said that her brother does it differently!! (don't worry,not true but imagine if it did happen!)
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
After six bottles of red were consumed over a good few hours the sex was going great until I puked up over the nice cream carpet...In her boyfriends flat..That was H too
Thank fuck for scotchgard 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your Grandma knocks on door asking if you want some milk and cookies.
But the women is moaning as she is still having a orgasm and your Grandma asks if she is ok as she heres her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We pulled into the packed station .....
The overnight train on a ten hour journey with the private very small room with fold down bunks ...and the tiniest knob to turn to pull the slit blinds up that were sandwiched between the panes of glass (took about a minute and half).
It was so exciting, train noises, star lit sky, tush against the window, pitch dark, hands up high....
Eyes shut ..... Midnight .....naked sweaty bodies....Right in the throes of passion.....
THEN
.....pulled into the bloody station - bright lights......
People standing with suitcases looking directly into our revealing window -
Omg - tried to grab a sheet off the bed which collaspased with the yank, hubby trying to turn this little knob whilst other hand covering his crotch ....standing naked infront of these people whilst I'm on the floor beneath the window - my face between his thighs ....
We just cracked up with laughter .....
Mwah
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FFM, females first F experience. All going well until she freaked out at HIM, they got into a massive barney, me locked in their house, crockery flying then suddenly they stop, he puts his hands over the dog's ears saying it wasn't fair on her to listen to that, they then look at me and insist I drink a cup of tea before leaving, choked the damn tea down me, they ask if we can try again and they won't fight this time. Persuaded them to unlock the door under the guise that I was hand rearing kittens and needed back for their next feed. Burnt rubber pulling out of the drive and down the road! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"We pulled into the packed station .....
The overnight train on a ten hour journey with the private very small room with fold down bunks ...and the tiniest knob to turn to pull the slit blinds up that were sandwiched between the panes of glass (took about a minute and half).
It was so exciting, train noises, star lit sky, tush against the window, pitch dark, hands up high....
Eyes shut ..... Midnight .....naked sweaty bodies....Right in the throes of passion.....
THEN
.....pulled into the bloody station - bright lights......
People standing with suitcases looking directly into our revealing window -
Omg - tried to grab a sheet off the bed which collaspased with the yank, hubby trying to turn this little knob whilst other hand covering his crotch ....standing naked infront of these people whilst I'm on the floor beneath the window - my face between his thighs ....
We just cracked up with laughter .....
Mwah
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!
He then looked at his gf and started shouting what a filthy slut she was at which point we left, taking her with us and dropped her round to her mothers as we didn't want to leave her there with him like that!!
Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! "
Fucking big blank that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Until I fell off the bed and ripped my nipple bar out. It was only three weeks old and it was the first time I had taken my bra off during sex since having it done and doing doggy. Needless to say it really really hurt |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Going to lower the tone,it may have already been said.
It was going great until she said that her brother does it differently!! (don't worry,not true but imagine if it did happen!)
You've obviously never been to Norwich..
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"Until I fell off the bed and ripped my nipple bar out. It was only three weeks old and it was the first time I had taken my bra off during sex since having it done and doing doggy. Needless to say it really really hurt"
Ouch I bet that took a while to heal x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!
He then looked at his gf and started shouting what a filthy slut she was at which point we left, taking her with us and dropped her round to her mothers as we didn't want to leave her there with him like that!!
Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre! "
Wow! |
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Ours was probably the time we met a couple at theirs moved things to the bedroom, we're all enjoying a very erotic time on the bed but we noticed the male in the other couple kept positioning my other half at strange angles on the bed, we finally twigged that the cheeky bugger was broadcasting the whole thing via cam without our knowledge, needless to say he got a few choice words and we left! |
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over a year ago
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Friend of mine was banging a bird and her leg fell off - literally ! She had a pot leg and he didn't know .... Oh an he woke up with blisters on his knob
Credit to TOM the van driver |
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"Sex was going great until.. After a nice meal, drinks and her bf driving the night forward to the inevitable of us all playing, we'd all played with each other everyone having fun, her bf encouraging her and us to do and try various things he wanted to see.. He suddenly flipped, starting shooting at his gf that she was a whore and worse he locked himself in the bathroom smashing the place up to all of our astonishment- calmed himself down and came and apologised as we were getting our clothes back on to leave sharpish!
He then looked at his gf and started shouting what a filthy slut she was at which point we left, taking her with us and dropped her round to her mothers as we didn't want to leave her there with him like that!!
Absolutely out of the blue and totally bizarre!
Wow! "
What a strange guy !!! |
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Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.
Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.
Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.
The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...my frenulum snapped (the connection between foreskin and penis) and I squirted blood all over her and the bed...
OUCH!!! "
The same's happened to me! In a room with two other women as well! Not funny for me at all and the sheets looked like someone had been murdered! |
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"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.
Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.
Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.
The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"
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And thats that kid scarred for life |
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Went back to the then girlfriends house, her mum upstairs fast asleep.
Things going well on the sofa until I realised I'd snapped my banjo string.
Blood covered sofa, girlfriend in panic mode as the sofa was cream coloured.
I went to the only toilet in the house which was upstairs next to her mums bedroom, there was so much blood I passed out and smashed my head against the door as I fell to the floor.
Her mum woke up, went downstairs to get help as I'd blocked the door and found gf trying to get the blood out of the sofa.
We didn't see each other for much longer ...
True story |
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"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.
Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.
Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.
The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"
And thats that kid scarred for life "
Thankfully he has no recollection....was worried for ages. |
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"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.
Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.
Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.
The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"
And thats that kid scarred for life
Thankfully he has no recollection....was worried for ages. "
What a star protecting his mum from you!! |
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"I didn't realise all this cock snapping occurred - scary stuff"
Thank God it's only ever happened to me once! But it was scary - literally ejaculating blood out of my cock was incredibly scary! We were both very inexperienced at the time and gf wanted a shag but I realise looking back she wasn't wet enough so I was trying to do the impossible! Poor old cock couldn't go where it couldn't go and whompf! Ouch ouch ouch!!!! |
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"Newly split up..i was catching up on what I'd missed out on.
Long story short I was 39...and found out that a friends daughter had had the hots for me for ages.
Risky frisky in the garden, her on her knees and me grasping her head and skullfucking her for all I was worth when suddenly i got a sharp pain in the side of my shin...then another...then another.
The grim realisation was that her three year old son had woken up and was kicking my leg for all he was worth shouting "You leave my mummy alone!"
And thats that kid scarred for life
Thankfully he has no recollection....was worried for ages.
What a star protecting his mum from you!! "
Must admit I was impressed with his bravery!! Top lad. |
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... the kitten, who had crept in without us realising, decided to dig his claws into my toe, right at the point of climax. Ouch!
... we noticed blood all over our faces and on the bedsheets. It was a very passionate afternoon and one of us had a nose bleed, but at that point, we didn't know which one of us it was.
Both of the above actually happened, same partner, completely different occasions. |
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"He starting sweating so much, it was running off his face and chest onto me . Instant passion killer for me
No problem with getting hot and bothered, but this was to the extreme. "
Thryoid problem, perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He called me by another woman's name, during the penetration part. I launched him across the room. Well I attempted to. In reality he just slid off the bed.
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I was with a couple, he was very emphatically straight but kept getting a bit close to my dick.
He asked me to cum on her face in round one while he was doing her, I happily obliged and he liked my cum off her face!!!
I didn't hang around for round 2! Thank you and goodnight!
Just for the record, it was about the lack of honesty versus much else! |
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I once had a girl bent over on the staircase, going like fuck until it slipped out and breached her arse. She was fucking raging. I stayed with the girl but for months after it was missionary until she trusted me to fuck her doggy again |
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"I once had a girl bent over on the staircase, going like fuck until it slipped out and breached her arse. She was fucking raging. I stayed with the girl but for months after it was missionary until she trusted me to fuck her doggy again"
I feel her pain! |
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"I once had a girl bent over on the staircase, going like fuck until it slipped out and breached her arse. She was fucking raging. I stayed with the girl but for months after it was missionary until she trusted me to fuck her doggy again
I feel her pain! "
Yeah. Not good when that happens. Feels like ya dick is gonna snap. |
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"I was with a couple, he was very emphatically straight but kept getting a bit close to my dick.
He asked me to cum on her face in round one while he was doing her, I happily obliged and he liked my cum off her face!!!
I didn't hang around for round 2! Thank you and goodnight!
Just for the record, it was about the lack of honesty versus much else!"
It was then her cum, once on her face and doesn't indicate a guy's bi or gay if he shares it. Lots of straight couples have similar cum sharing and duties with guest visitors. |
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