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I'm Scared... I'm turning Bi (Fun)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?
My point is... Men are reported to have at most between 4-6 pairs.. I have just had a clear out and now find myself left with 26 pairs.. 3 new just yesterday lol.. Have I got a feminine gene maybe.. am I at risk of turning in the 'heat' as is often said lol...
Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??
Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...
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"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?
My point is... Men are reported to have at most between 4-6 pairs.. I have just had a clear out and now find myself left with 26 pairs.. 3 new just yesterday lol.. Have I got a feminine gene maybe.. am I at risk of turning in the 'heat' as is often said lol...
Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??
Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...
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Fuck me, 26 pairs of shoes is well past the bi stage. Your a full gay guy now. |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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one black pair, one brown pair, white trainers and black trainers - why do I need any more? as for K well we have a stable full, a bedroom full, a lounge full and even got them on the shelves in the study! last count must have been over 300 pairs and we still get 'I don't know which ones to wear!' at least I only have 2 choices unless I mix and match pmsl
posted by A as K will no doubt give me a big slap when she reads this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lmfao don't panic ah hold on I've got my own footwear store in house & bi hmmmm maybe I'm wrong guy for advice here lmao ah to he'll with it you like them buy them only thing I come across in life is jelous woman as I got more and not enough room for theres LOL be happy hehehe ! |
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"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?
My point is... Men are reported to have at most between 4-6 pairs.. I have just had a clear out and now find myself left with 26 pairs.. 3 new just yesterday lol.. Have I got a feminine gene maybe.. am I at risk of turning in the 'heat' as is often said lol...
Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??
Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...
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ARE YOU MAD ...i cant believe you have given so much ammo to the posse ....its ok everyone he was refeering to his antique collection of football boots ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.
Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.
Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning "
Do the come fuck me brogues count?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.
Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning "
Yes, keep schtum about the UG boots will ya... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surprised my self by having as many as eight pairs, but I included work boots in that.
Only way you can redeem yourself mate is some of them are tough hard macho footwear. If you've got some nice little "Hello Kitty" shoe's, then your turning
Do the come fuck me brogues count?? "
Depends on who the 'come fuck me' is aimed at |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ohhh its easy to mock... I'm confused and need guidance here..
There is one pair of Steel Toe caps in there.. but I bought them for a fancy dress thing ff's.... |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Ohhh its easy to mock... I'm confused and need guidance here..
There is one pair of Steel Toe caps in there.. but I bought them for a fancy dress thing ff's.... "
So let me get this right.....
The ONLY manly pair of shoes you have - you got for fancy dress....and the other 27 pairs are all yours...???
Hmmm, didnt have to go far for this "Photo Comp" then i imagine.....
Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ohhh its easy to mock... I'm confused and need guidance here..
There is one pair of Steel Toe caps in there.. but I bought them for a fancy dress thing ff's.... "
Unless you bought them for practical reasons, then I'm afraid its Village People for you mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Unless you bought them for practical reasons, then I'm afraid its Village People for you mate"
Ohhh no... Its serious lol.. I had that as a ringtone over the weekend!
Y.M.C.A. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unless you bought them for practical reasons, then I'm afraid its Village People for you mate
Ohhh no... Its serious lol.. I had that as a ringtone over the weekend!
Y.M.C.A. "
OMG!!! its gone too far for us to be able to help you now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues "
Honey.. help, you know what its like... One minute its all beer and cricket, then... its shopping for shoes and a glass of cianti.. I thought I'd matured thats all...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues
Honey.. help, you know what its like... One minute its all beer and cricket, then... its shopping for shoes and a glass of cianti.. I thought I'd matured thats all...
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PMSL I have a rocky horror show song in my head right now but if you don't know the film you won't get the joke |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I reckon us girls should nip round and relieve him of a few pairs,Ill pass on the steel toecaps though but like the idea of the fuck me brogues
Honey.. help, you know what its like... One minute its all beer and cricket, then... its shopping for shoes and a glass of cianti.. I thought I'd matured thats all...
PMSL I have a rocky horror show song in my head right now but if you don't know the film you won't get the joke "
ooooooooooooooooooh yes.....lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya
Can you help determine my sexuality?? If so what colour would you like lol...
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, what colours ya got...???
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Tan.. Brown.. Dark Brown.. Patent Black, Black,.. Rigger Boots.......(Brown)... Blue, deck shoes... Brogues, black and brown lol..
Anything there you fancy me naked bar a pair of Kalvins in then???
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
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Pppppsssssttt - can i have a catwalk fashion show off ya
Can you help determine my sexuality?? If so what colour would you like lol...
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, what colours ya got...???
Tan.. Brown.. Dark Brown.. Patent Black, Black,.. Rigger Boots.......(Brown)... Blue, deck shoes... Brogues, black and brown lol..
Anything there you fancy me naked bar a pair of Kalvins in then???
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ALL of them of course |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Manbags!!!! Saw a guy at a club with one a while back............all the men were sniggering at it,I just wanted to know what he had in there"
Manbags re useless items anyway - if i remember rightly - at Maddies wedding anniversary - Jason had a man bag and it didnt even fir the dildo in it properly!!!
So whats the point???
LOL x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK how many manbags
WTF is a ManBag???
I have pockets... Blimey!
ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then?? "
No you already have a reputation now......manbag is'nt required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Manbags!!!! Saw a guy at a club with one a while back............all the men were sniggering at it,I just wanted to know what he had in there
Manbags re useless items anyway - if i remember rightly - at Maddies wedding anniversary - Jason had a man bag and it didnt even fir the dildo in it properly!!!
So whats the point???
LOL x"
II wanted to know if he had stamps,some tissues and tampax some lipgloss.......you know? the sort of things we have in our bags |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK how many manbags
WTF is a ManBag???
I have pockets... Blimey!
ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then??
No you already have a reputation now......manbag is'nt required "
Thank God... I'm skint! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"OK how many manbags
WTF is a ManBag???
I have pockets... Blimey!
ManBags ..... Nope.. Do I need one then??
No you already have a reputation now......manbag is'nt required
Thank God... I'm skint! "
due to all them shoes...??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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h yeah lmfao man bags LOL there just womans purses darker colour LOL .got guys here wearing them
But so way gay ok there choice right enough ha ha but shoes ill say mine are all male thankyou very much yeah and I like shoes who doesn't LOL you should see my clothes closset hehehe ! Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....
Does that mean he is gay?
GAY
GAY
GAY
AND he has a man bag!!!
======GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL xxxxxx
No man bag..... just shoes, shoes and more shoes!"
Well he can't come out the closet. Its too full for him to get in it in the first place |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Jason has 54 pairs of sodding shoes....
Does that mean he is gay?
GAY
GAY
GAY
AND he has a man bag!!!
======GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL xxxxxx
No man bag..... just shoes, shoes and more shoes!
Well he can't come out the closet. Its too full for him to get in it in the first place "
he
he
he
he
he
he
he
he |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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Real men don't have manbags, they have rucksacks. [They have nothing but their packed lunch in, granted, but it looks better than carrying the Fraggle Rock lunch box....]
As for shoes, I have one pair black (work), one pair trainers (everything else) and one pair flipflops (dug out from wardrobe for 2 weeks a year.)
Think this puts me on the straight side of the fence...
And I'm bad with colours..... |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Real men don't have manbags, they have rucksacks. [They have nothing but their packed lunch in, granted, but it looks better than carrying the Fraggle Rock lunch box....]
As for shoes, I have one pair black (work), one pair trainers (everything else) and one pair flipflops (dug out from wardrobe for 2 weeks a year.)
Think this puts me on the straight side of the fence...
And I'm bad with colours..... "
plent of closet for YOU to hide in then!!!
PMSL!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?
My point is... Men are reported to have at most between 4-6 pairs.. I have just had a clear out and now find myself left with 26 pairs.. 3 new just yesterday lol.. Have I got a feminine gene maybe.. am I at risk of turning in the 'heat' as is often said lol...
Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??
Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...
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Mmmm maybe im not that bi after all i only have 2 pairs of shoes a pair of workboots and 1 pair of trainers
well Notts you have opened my eyes pmsl xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nearly bought a pinky salmon shirt on Sunday too...
Thank God I saw sense....
Wow nice saw one of them recently but les said no "
You know for a second there I thought you said Les said no pmsl... as in, she said No yeah.. What a hoot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys... We have all caught the odd show about fashion (Jeeze this gets worse) and as far as I can gather women are the collectors of shoes surely?
My point is... Men are reported to have at most between 4-6 pairs.. I have just had a clear out and now find myself left with 26 pairs.. 3 new just yesterday lol.. Have I got a feminine gene maybe.. am I at risk of turning in the 'heat' as is often said lol...
Guys... How many have you got, honestly..??
Is there a common thread between numbers and your 'Bi' tendancies lol...
" me tooooooooooo |
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