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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands up baby hands up gimme your........thread baby gimme your thread baby xx 
Cock up, baby cock up, gimme your cock gimme gimme, your cock, gimme gimme
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Again xx  |
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"It is i...ive come to hijack fred 
you can have fred, i killed bill lol 
and lost my red shoes
follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road
have you found the tin man yet?? lol"
No frockoff not on tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im so unlucky that i bought a boomerang and it didnt come back 
You are Charlie DRake and I claim my £5
His didnt come back
He's a big disgrace ta the aborigine race "
Your a poet and you didnt know it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's everyone going for their main holiday this year?
well barcelona saturday, belguim in september and maybe just maybe if i butter someone up while im away go to croatia"
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A week camping in Dorset, and a week in HK in November. However, the HK trip is more duty than pleasure as it is a week with my mum!
I also have 5 long weekends of camping, first one in Easter, can't wait! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm off to Torquay at Easter"
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Hope you have some good weather!
I am off to Mendip Height near Cheddar Gorge over Easter, and am hoping for some decent weather myself. |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol"
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol"
MAGIC... |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
MAGIC... "
Boing.............. time for bed |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
MAGIC... "
every little thing she does is magic lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
MAGIC... "
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In Swindon - it is world-famous! |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
MAGIC...
every little thing she does is magic lol"
Aww thanks hun, still no bloody shoes tho  |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths "
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls "
have you any chocolates?? |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
have you any chocolates??"
Milk or plain |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"apple or banana
Banana......... have you ever heard Soapy squeal when you try to shove an apple up his bottom? 
will you show me pleaseeeee lol x"
can I plead the 5th on that seeing is he is my OH and will kill me if I tell secrets xxxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
have you any chocolates??
Milk or plain "
oi, nowt wrong wi wendy houses, that where the best parties are.
signed
Wendy fae scottylandshire (where the air is pure, innocent and breathable) |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"apple or banana
Banana......... have you ever heard Soapy squeal when you try to shove an apple up his bottom?
will you show me pleaseeeee lol x
can I plead the 5th on that seeing is he is my OH and will kill me if I tell secrets xxxx"
Pineapples?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"apple or banana
Banana......... have you ever heard Soapy squeal when you try to shove an apple up his bottom?
will you show me pleaseeeee lol x
can I plead the 5th on that seeing is he is my OH and will kill me if I tell secrets xxxx"
Better half ya mean xx |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"apple or banana
Banana......... have you ever heard Soapy squeal when you try to shove an apple up his bottom?
will you show me pleaseeeee lol x
can I plead the 5th on that seeing is he is my OH and will kill me if I tell secrets xxxx
Better half ya mean xx "
I'm gonna give your better half bigger nails next time........ won't get the lid of ya box so fucking quick!
p.s....... would you like a gag with ya pineapple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"apple or banana
Banana......... have you ever heard Soapy squeal when you try to shove an apple up his bottom?
will you show me pleaseeeee lol x
can I plead the 5th on that seeing is he is my OH and will kill me if I tell secrets xxxx
Better half ya mean xx
I'm gonna give your better half bigger nails next time........ won't get the lid of ya box so fucking quick!
p.s....... would you like a gag with ya pineapple? "
No gag just earplugs ta silence ya insesant ranting xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooooooooh i just stubbed my fecking toe 
stoopid moo. now you've made me stay up!! x"
remember all those tiny bugs in your bed sleeping with you, good night  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls "
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!! |
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"Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!!"
now now young lady (and I use that term loosely) have we forgotten to shave again |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!!
now now young lady (and I use that term loosely) have we forgotten to shave again "
nope, I epillated yesterday actually, so |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
MAGIC...
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In Swindon - it is world-famous! "
the one at heathrow is better!!!! |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!!"
so sorry hun its that little man who cross dressers and likes living in a bath how would i think it was you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm excuse me, no one has mentioned my bottom in this thread yet.
Just putting it out there. "
such a cute ass you have there wanna be my 1st strap-on experience |
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"This thread is for anyone to hijack
Do your worst?
Why do you need a thread when it seems like the forum regulars hijack each and every thread? "
Because this one no one can moan about when it does get hijacked
And also cos we can |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!!
so sorry hun its that little man who cross dressers and likes living in a bath how would i think it was you "
erm, because mt name is Wendy and I have a house??? |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!!
so sorry hun its that little man who cross dressers and likes living in a bath how would i think it was you
erm, because mt name is Wendy and I have a house??? "
Why were they called Wendy Houses I wonder? |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
OI, leave my house alone and I do NOT have hairy legs!!!!
so sorry hun its that little man who cross dressers and likes living in a bath how would i think it was you
erm, because mt name is Wendy and I have a house???
Why were they called Wendy Houses I wonder?"
the original was bulit for wendy in peter pan ,and was took on by toy makers in britain thats why there called weny houses |
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"can anybody help i need directions google maps sent me here was looking for somebody who makes swings iam in the wrong place
yes this is the round-a-bout section lol
Turn left at the slide, right at the hobby horse
should i avoid the wendy house and carry on and what about that funny looking woman with short hairy legs likes having lots of baths
Call in at the Wendy House, I have sweeties for good boys and girls
have you any chocolates??
Milk or plain "
either |
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Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book... |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book... "
You sure it wasn't written in 1810? |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?"
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby. |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby."
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation |
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"I beg to differ I do believe it was printed in the early hours of the morning, around 5-30 am if I'm not mistaken....."
Another popular misconception. The printers union would not have allowed such and early run in 1809 to print 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby. However in 1810, after the now infamous 'Printer Wars', firmly lost by the union, a re print of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby could well have been done at such an early hour. |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation"
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby? |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?"
No |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?"
Have you ever come across The Expanded Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby? |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
No"
Oh....
..how about the 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby and reprinted in the early hours of 1810 after the 'Printers War'? |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
No
Oh....
..how about the 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby and reprinted in the early hours of 1810 after the 'Printers War'?"
Perhaps but a first edition'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is more valuable of |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
No
Oh....
..how about the 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby and reprinted in the early hours of 1810 after the 'Printers War'?
Perhaps but a first edition'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is more valuable of "
who you kidding Pet, you barely made it past the janet and John books!!!! |
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"Can I just mention 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
Great book...
You sure it wasn't written in 1810?
No, popular error that one. The date was misprinted in the very first print run.
So, 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' was definately written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby.
A little known book, which should have a wider circulation
Do you mean 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby?
No
Oh....
..how about the 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby and reprinted in the early hours of 1810 after the 'Printers War'?
Perhaps but a first edition'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby is more valuable of
who you kidding Pet, you barely made it past the janet and John books!!!!"
I'll have you know I still have all my Enid Blyton books. And before you ask, no they are not first editions |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"who you kidding Pet, you barely made it past the janet and John books!!!!
I'll have you know I still have all my Enid Blyton books. And before you ask, no they are not first editions "
I am deeply offended, I would never dream of saying something so disrespectful to someone of your advanced years!!!! |
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"who you kidding Pet, you barely made it past the janet and John books!!!!
I'll have you know I still have all my Enid Blyton books. And before you ask, no they are not first editions
I am deeply offended, I would never dream of saying something so disrespectful to someone of your advanced years!!!! "
has the lost thread of this convo |
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"who you kidding Pet, you barely made it past the janet and John books!!!!
I'll have you know I still have all my Enid Blyton books. And before you ask, no they are not first editions
I am deeply offended, I would never dream of saying something so disrespectful to someone of your advanced years!!!! "
Pull the other one it's got bells on |
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