Who would like to come and live with honeypot and myself when we get older. No men, we will get them in as an when required 
To be apart of our establishment you have to follow the rules
Always be seen in a kaftan
Martina cocktails from 8am prompt |
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"Who would like to come and live with honeypot and myself when we get older. No men, we will get them in as an when required
To be apart of our establishment you have to follow the rules
Always be seen in a kaftan
Martina cocktails from 8am prompt"
Your cocktails are usually good, what's a Martina and could they not start from 7am as am an early riser |
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"Who would like to come and live with honeypot and myself when we get older. No men, we will get them in as an when required
To be apart of our establishment you have to follow the rules
Always be seen in a kaftan
Martina cocktails from 8am prompt
Your cocktails are usually good, what's a Martina and could they not start from 7am as am an early riser"
Im sure one of our servants will be able to sort you out a martini for 7am |
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over a year ago
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This establishment is for when we're older
You must always talk about the most naughtiest things you did when you were younger and you must always have your lippy on a tad OTT |
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This establishment is for when we're older
You must always talk about the most naughtiest things you did when you were younger and you must always have your lippy on a tad OTT"
and some on your teeth  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"will there be a smell of wee wee?
I might pop along for a visit 
wee wee,boiled cabbage,whatever floats ya boat  "
I was going to breath into a scented lacy hankerchief...
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"Can I come stay too? I'll supply the souped up zimmer with the go faster stripes. xxx
Cause you can laine, where going to have vibrating zimmer frames"
zimmers are great for that added support when the young 'uns are thrusting from behind. |
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"Can I come stay too? I'll supply the souped up zimmer with the go faster stripes. xxx
Cause you can laine, where going to have vibrating zimmer frames
zimmers are great for that added support when the young 'uns are thrusting from behind. "
Thats what i was thinking, and were going to have an age cut off point. No gentleman callers over the age of 40. We will be undated, we all know how much these young guys love mature women |
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"i'm just looking at some of the women.
who are going to be attending,this establishment.
you could not have chosen,a less accurate,heading.  "
Your just jealous cause your far to old to be accepted as one of our gentleman callers |
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"i'm just looking at some of the women.
who are going to be attending,this establishment.
you could not have chosen,a less accurate,heading. "
....... hand bags at dawn sirrah! |
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"the only way guys will visit.
is if yous send out a press gang.
I see nothing but jealousy from guys that would beg to come visit
lol
your getting a bit delusional already diamonds. "
You, _iew, euro you will all be pressing your noses up at the window to see whats going off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sod it, I'm in - if only for the cocktails. Can we have some based around Bombay Sapphire or Baileys tho?
You can have whatever you like dear, the only rule is you have to wear a kaftan"
Nice one, I'll get a purple one. Sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx 
Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......
You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome "
Oi this threads entitled ladies what you doing posting on it xx |
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"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx
Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......
You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome "
Is that a gnome on the national elf ? |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"Im just bloody glad ya said NO men xx
Short arsed little grunts don't count as men.......
You can sit out by the pond and be our gnome
Oi this threads entitled ladies what you doing posting on it xx "
I is a pretend lady.......... just like you pretend to be more than just the annoying little fairy at the bottom of my garden who pisses on the s to make them grown! |
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