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"I have no idea what this all means. I feel like I've missed something on the forums? " PP and Toshn pair up for mmf threesomes Dan x | |||
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"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides* " | |||
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"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides* "They will find you | |||
Ding dong!!!  | |||
*Backs slowly away from thread! | |||
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"The profile made me laugh." Me too!  | |||
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"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*
They will find you "The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL | |||
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pleasure to meet ya both | |||
"I have no idea what this all means. I feel like I've missed something on the forums? PP and Toshn pair up for mmf threesomes Dan x" Ah, right .. Thx | |||
"Do you travel? "If we had bus passes we would | |||
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Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Definitely a good profile and pic..!! "Would be better if they were crossing swords | |||
"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!
Would be better if they were crossing swords " | |||
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"Would be better if they were here! " | |||
"Would be better if they were here! " | |||
"Will there be a sequel and return in a living room or bedroom. Who knows what will happen if and when the next adventure arises once the zimmer frames have been dusted and polished." Can you meet me at Heathrow for my welcome home party please? Lol Ooh Zimmer frames xto be polished and dusted please... | |||
"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!
Would be better if they were crossing swords "WTF | |||
"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!
Would be better if they were crossing swords
WTF "mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife | |||
"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!
Would be better if they were crossing swords
WTF mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife "Sword more like one of those cocktail ones you stick a cherry one | |||
"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!
Would be better if they were crossing swords
WTF mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife
Sword more like one of those cocktail ones you stick a cherry one "I have feelings yer know | |||
"Definitely a good profile and pic..!!
Would be better if they were crossing swords
WTF mine is a sword. Yours is more a penknife
Sword more like one of those cocktail ones you stick a cherry one I have feelings yer know "Awe diddums | |||
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"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*
They will find you
The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL"Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames! | |||
"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*
They will find you
The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL
Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames! "Tie their shoelaces together first though | |||
"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*
They will find you
The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL
Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames! "Oi cheeky | |||
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"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*
They will find you
The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL
Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames! "Hahaha, shh, they'll qualify for the ones with wheels in a minute ..... | |||
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"I thought it was just B&Q that did oap special offers on Wednesday "That's special offers for OAPs. This is a special offer from OAPs | |||
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"I genuinely lol'd reading that profile! "Me too! | |||
"I genuinely lol'd reading that profile! "What is lol'd? | |||
"I thought it was just B&Q that did oap special offers on Wednesday "I need a new stripper | |||
"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides* " | |||
"I genuinely lol'd reading that profile!
What is lol'd?"laughed out loud | |||
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"Oh dear god, no woman is safe *hides*
They will find you
The best hiding spot I could find was behind a lamp post anyway LOL
Ahhh you don't need to hide, just walk quickly and they won't be able to keep up with their zimmer frames!
Tie their shoelaces together first though "I would... But they get those velcro ones now so they don't have to bend over... | |||
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Ding dong!!! "Dong ding! | |||
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"Cripes, I'd forgotten all about helping them write their profile. Have you been in hibernation due to a tricky patch of ice at the end of the path? "Warm weather helps the arthritis | |||
 it! Xxx | |||
"Do you travel?
If we had bus passes we would "You mean you don't have it already?  | |||
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"Do you travel?
If we had bus passes we would
You mean you don't have it already? " | |||
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"Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz " Titz even | |||
"Do you travel?
If we had bus passes we would
You mean you don't have it already? " | |||
"Do you travel?
If we had bus passes we would
You mean you don't have it already?
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"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus "The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway | |||
"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway "I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs. | |||
"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway
I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs. "Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers | |||
"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway
I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs. "And a double helping of porridge | |||
"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway
I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs. Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers "Seriously is that all you going to offer me to suck My mum warned me never to take sweets off strange men. | |||
"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway
I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs. Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers
Seriously is that all you going to offer me to suck My mum warned me never to take sweets off strange men."No the worthers are like a alternative lube . | |||
"Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz Titz even "It was fun writing it, even if it was ages ago | |||
"I have some go faster stripes that you can stick on your zimmer frames. The added bonus is both of you get up early so breakfast in bed made by you would be a bonus The chair lift would probably wake you up anyway
I'm being thoughtful and getting ground floor accommodation. Don't want you both wasting your breath climbing stairs. Awww you are so thoughtful. You can share my worthers
Seriously is that all you going to offer me to suck My mum warned me never to take sweets off strange men. No the worthers are like a alternative lube . "They don't come any stranger than him | |||
"Credits for the funny profile goes too the lovely Tinatiz Titz even
It was fun writing it, even if it was ages ago " | |||
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"Why do I keep thinking Chuckle brothers "Well we are doing our tag team we do say . Me too you . You too me | |||
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