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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I'm stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere and I'm bored.

Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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make a snow angel

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Call a local locksmith.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

play knock a door with the other guests rooms

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By *illyrocCouple over a year ago

north west

Make a giant snow cock in the hotel car park

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By *b430Man over a year ago

Tayside

"So I'm stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere and I'm bored.

Any suggestions? "

Come onto the forums and start some amusing threads to keep you occupied!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask for room service witha difference!!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

press the fire alarm and have everyone standing outside in the snow...

wait 45 mins till they are blue with the cold..

then shout out...

It was ME who set it off..

you will find something to do then...

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

Start wandering the corridors with the look of Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining'...Go down to reception first to see if they can get you a large carving knife from the kitchen.

Here's Adam!......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask for room service witha difference!!"

Hmm my favourite so far! There is one very attractive staff here, need to make sure its her

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"Start wandering the corridors with the look of Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining'...Go down to reception first to see if they can get you a large carving knife from the kitchen.

Here's Adam!......

aye paint redrum redrum on the walls in reception.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start wandering the corridors with the look of Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining'...Go down to reception first to see if they can get you a large carving knife from the kitchen.

Here's Adam!......

aye paint redrum redrum on the walls in reception....."

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"So I'm stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere and I'm bored.

Any suggestions? "

You should have stayed in Cheltenham.....

We've got no snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I'm stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere and I'm bored.

Any suggestions?

You should have stayed in Cheltenham.....

We've got no snow

Believe me I wish I had, pushing a foot here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ask if room service have a Goblin Teasmaid

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By *ickens CiderMan over a year ago

taunton

"So I'm stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere and I'm bored.

Any suggestions?

You should have stayed in Cheltenham.....

We've got no snow

Believe me I wish I had, pushing a foot

here"

There's always the porn channel surely... And when it appears on your bill in the morning...

Stand at reception and rant about the cheek of them billing you for something you never watched? It'll amuse you if nothing else watching the front desk trying to silence you stood in reception going on about porn TV channels...

Simple things but if nothing else seeing a pretty reception blush might be fun? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I'm stuck in a hotel in the middle of nowhere and I'm bored.

Any suggestions?

You should have stayed in Cheltenham.....

We've got no snow

Believe me I wish I had, pushing a foot

here

There's always the porn channel surely... And when it appears on your bill in the morning...

Simple things but if nothing else seeing a pretty reception blush might be fun? Lol

Apart from the fact I'm on business and therefore need to present the bill to my boss a great idea!

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