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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I normally am quite agreeable and even go as far as asking where they live...what number etc...Oh and what time they sit down to eat...?
When they ask why ?
I say well im gonna pop round and interupt your fooking dinner like you doing mine on a sunday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm being targeted at the moment, but the trouble is, the guy brings a lovely old dear with him, and i dont have the heart to tell him (and her) to FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK OFFFFFFFF. So i accept thier magazine and recycle it for them, and tell them i'm just going out.
perhaps i should change tact.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I normally ask them if they could save a whole load of time and come and speak to some of my friends when we're all together. They say, "Great! When would be a good time?" to which I reply, "tomorrow night, up at the heath at midnight, we'll be naked and dancing around a nice little bonfire, do come and talk to us."
Strangely, we never see them again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm being targeted at the moment, but the trouble is, the guy brings a lovely old dear with him, and i dont have the heart to tell him (and her) to FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK OFFFFFFFF. So i accept thier magazine and recycle it for them, and tell them i'm just going out.
perhaps i should change tact.
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The Watchtower doubles up as very good toilet paper in an emergency. It's soft, strong and thoroughly absorbant!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fave question for them is
It says in your bible when the world ends every jovos getting a place in heaven and there 45,000 places
now they recon at this point in time theres over 5 million jovos world wide and the numbers are growing so where the fucks all the rest going?
ive never had a single one who can answer that? |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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Theyu bring the "old dears" and kids with them so they people aren't rude to em.... Don't work here! Standard phrase is Fuck off and tell someone who cares!
They miss our house out now...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always invite them in so I can discuss religion with them, they are very interesting to talk to and I'm always amazed they have an answer to everything but they are equally amazed that I have a counter argument to. For some strange reason they've stopped coming to my door now  lol |
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My Dad had the best answer to this, we had just moved in to a new area after living in the Highlands of Scotland for some years, when the jehovahs witnesss came round, he asked them to wait a moment whilst he fetched something...
He returned a few moments later with a large petrol powered chain saw, and quite calmly said "If you don't leave me and my family alone, you will need a blood transfusion" , then pulled the rip cord to start up the chain saw, which in the confines of our hallway was extremely loud....
My parents lived there for over 20 years, during that time, not once did they have another call from the Jehovahs Witness's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Dad had the best answer to this, we had just moved in to a new area after living in the Highlands of Scotland for some years, when the jehovahs witnesss came round, he asked them to wait a moment whilst he fetched something...
He returned a few moments later with a large petrol powered chain saw, and quite calmly said "If you don't leave me and my family alone, you will need a blood transfusion" , then pulled the rip cord to start up the chain saw, which in the confines of our hallway was extremely loud....
My parents lived there for over 20 years, during that time, not once did they have another call from the Jehovahs Witness's "
With all due respect...that isn't something I would be boasting about...it's weird! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we havea few in our family. distant relatives , and its true if you swear at them, you get marked down in their book to not visit again. so we tried it and not had any call since lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting loads calling at the moment. I haven't been rude but just told them no thanks. Do they mark your house or something for revisiting?"
...i can understand why they keep knocking on your door.
i may even join up if they give me your patch.... |
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Oh, this is easy.
Be in the back garden holding a baby hedgehog and a pair of tweezers...
Poor little thing had flystrike and I was cleaning it up. The JW's found me after coming through 2 gates (cheeky beggars). They were quite surprised. |
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