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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Especially when they run
She's got them running round her knickers again!
keeps the crab numbers down. lol
And keep the bush nicely trimmed!
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exactly....well you wouldnt want a weasel in there |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"Especially when they run
She's got them running round her knickers again!
keeps the crab numbers down. lol
And keep the bush nicely trimmed!
exactly....well you wouldnt want a weasel in there"
Not really.......... that's why we marry them! lol |
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"Or a pole cat lol"
something against pole cats have we????
well???
Im watching you (.)(.) eyes before you think ive unleashed my diddies...they are keeping the slo worms warm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or a pole cat lol
something against pole cats have we????
well???
Im watching you (.)(.) eyes before you think ive unleashed my diddies...they are keeping the slo worms warm"
(o)(o) hahahaha my bins are better than yours!
Pole cats are smelly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or a pole cat lol
something against pole cats have we????
well???
Im watching you (.)(.) eyes before you think ive unleashed my diddies...they are keeping the slo worms warm
(o)(o) hahahaha my bins are better than yours!
Pole cats are smelly!"
Thats it.....its no good crying, you are off my christmas card list...no dont beg...the lady is not for turning...hmmm think ive heard that somewhere before! |
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Stoats eh there funny little critters get everywhere specially oop ya trouser leg in Yorkshire...but then everythings a bit strange oop that way whippets flat caps all sorts..lol
Back to the stoats and not my ramblings their handy for getting your keys from drainholes if you train them right and quite partial to a garibaldi biscuit.
However if you read under the fur there is a warning that says do not insert into dark moist places..lol
Femme get it out it'll suffocate you deviant!!! |
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"He smelt the garibaldi and came running poor little mite looks like he saw a deep dark tunnel with a waterfall..Femme!!! where was he????
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ummmmm.....isnt it lovely drying weather we have been having lately. |
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It certainly is , the blue sky makes the glint of insanity in your eyes stand out more against the backdrop of an accident between a donkey a jetski and a sherman tank x |
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"It certainly is , the blue sky makes the glint of insanity in your eyes stand out more against the backdrop of an accident between a donkey a jetski and a sherman tank x"
It was the donkeys fault...I saw it all.
He was just setting up his picnic, fluffed his blanket in a swooshing manner and blinded the guy on the jetski....he landed ass on the barrel and made the sherman shoot....very common apprently...according to which magazine. |
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Update, apparently the jetskier was in the wrong lane and momentarily looked down to see if he had dropped a stitch...and well the rest is history really. |
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"Dropped a stitch i'm having him up on charges of not paying undue care and attention while knitting!!"
well after a sherman up his ass, prison should be a doddle! lol |
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hmmm stoats (shudders) much prefer the ferret especially with reggae sauce
i find stoats cunning little beggers ..
and a stoat's eyesight is quite poor, and it tracks down its prey by scent, being able to locate a victim from a great distance. It follows a trail relentlessly, and once in pursuit, the prey has little chance of escape. The victim is killed by pouncing on it and biting deeply into the back of the neck
stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon
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"stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon
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hmmmm sounds like a few parties i've been to ! |
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"stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon
hmmmm sounds like a few parties i've been to ! "
yeah i have heard about your prancing act ...LOL |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"stoats often perform strange antics as part of its hunting strategy. It will approach a group of birds or rabbits and then jump around, pretending to ignore the animals, who are attracted to this odd performance and edge nearer to get a better look! The stoat then suddenly pounces on the nearest member of its audience!.....cunning as a fox i reckon
hmmmm sounds like a few parties i've been to ! "
You've been to on of PD's get togethers then? |
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