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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now  Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely  "
your not supposed to tell fibs unless your a bloke ! then again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could introduce yourself to the site as new what would you say now Hello, im Femmefatale and im lovely
your not supposed to tell fibs unless your a bloke ! then again well that may be so....i wont tell everyone you have A FETISH FOR FALSE TEETH AND ARE A FULLY PAID UP MEMBER OF ILOVEDENTURES.COM  "
yes it's true  but I never mentioned you were a stunt double on the cracked heels cream ad did I |
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Hello my name is Funky Monkey
I'm a time waster and part time sexual predator.
I will consider meets on merit once you have gone through a rigorous recruitment procedure.
Don't PM me unless I tell you to.
Good bye. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi I'm Sassy, well, I'd like to be, but new and nervous to the scene. Have only seen one willy  sorry, can we type that, and it belonged to my husband.
Would like to take things slowly, I'm very unsure of myself and will do what you want, just tell me.
I can accommodate and travel from Lands End to John O'Groats.
Does that make me sound desperate?!! 
I hope not, I just want to please!!
I need to go and lie down after that...  |
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"Hello my name is Funky Monkey
I'm a time waster and part time sexual predator.
I will consider meets on merit once you have gone through a rigorous recruitment procedure.
Don't PM me unless I tell you to.
Good bye."
Sounds very similar to some female profiles I've read recently...  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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Hello.
My names Maddie and I'm quiet, introverted, have no shopping fetishes, married to a complete minger.
Will do bareback and shag cheaters cus I think it's the right thing to do to enable the less intelligent in the community to be accepted.
Also will do pity and sympathy fucks for lollipops.
I know no one and nobody likes me.
Non smoker and I never tell fibs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I'm Jack, self proclaimed King of the Mingers. My lovely other half is Kate.
We're here to have as much fun, and give as many people a good chuckle as we can.
We'll shag anybody, we're not desperate, we're just very, very friendly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi I'm Tim I'm an arrogant arse and won't read ya profile ether I will sent you a message which I have sent 50 other ladies before you. I will be nice to you until you blow me out then I will slag the fuck out of you and throw my toys out the pram, feel free to message me if this interests you if not then why don't you fuck off |
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