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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny enough it was today!
I had a meet arranged, just a lunch time coffee after months of wanting to meet. He was supposed to have phoned last night to confirm, but he didn't so I knew it was going to be a non-starter.
The meet was for 1pm today, noon he texts to say he had just become an uncle could we postpone until Friday.
Yeah...right - 
Needless to say it's never going to happen!! Daft thing is he's someone I'd not normally meet as younger than I prefer - goes to show! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny enough it was today!
I had a meet arranged, just a lunch time coffee after months of wanting to meet. He was supposed to have phoned last night to confirm, but he didn't so I knew it was going to be a non-starter.
The meet was for 1pm today, noon he texts to say he had just become an uncle could we postpone until Friday.
Yeah...right -
Needless to say it's never going to happen!! Daft thing is he's someone I'd not normally meet as younger than I prefer - goes to show! "
bldy lightweights |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny enough it was today!
I had a meet arranged, just a lunch time coffee after months of wanting to meet. He was supposed to have phoned last night to confirm, but he didn't so I knew it was going to be a non-starter.
The meet was for 1pm today, noon he texts to say he had just become an uncle could we postpone until Friday.
Yeah...right -
Needless to say it's never going to happen!! Daft thing is he's someone I'd not normally meet as younger than I prefer - goes to show!
bldy lightweights"
Sigh...young uns today!! |
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you cant come to my place as im not on the sat nav but i can come to you.you cant come to my place as the intercom isnt working and i wont be able to hear you but i can come to you. i can go on and on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saying they had to work.
Then seeing meets today up, then the next day seeing a verification for last night.
When he got in contact and ask to meet i had a few words! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying they had to work.
Then seeing meets today up, then the next day seeing a verification for last night.
When he got in contact and ask to meet i had a few words! "
Sorry...that made me laugh out loud!! 
Not the sharpist tool hey?!! |
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was a nurse,who didnt turn up at meeting point , I phoned and they says "a patient had just died and they were waiting for the police to arrive", checked later, they were on fab at the time I was talking to them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely the worst excuse would be no excuse?
would you actually care if they say that their monkeys nephews best mates cousins baby is cutting teeth...as long as the cancel is before the expected meet?
i can't imagine the excuse itself would furnish you with anything other than judging for yourself if their excuse was genuine or they were just a timewaster, but even the most preposterous excuses are plausible. |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
had a message from a cpl i`ve met before,
sat lunch time asking to meet on sat night about 7ish
I sent message back saying yes
they replied confirming
Then 6pm got a message they had found a cpl so wont be coming now but could they make it next week ,
love to see there faces when they realise there blocked |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
One on here from single blokey telling us his sister had just died.
2 weeks later, posted on the forum about how she'd just cooked him Sunday lunch, with all the trimmings.
In life...... ebay. Sold a car, buyers brother text to say that his brother (buyer) had been in a car crash and broken his neck. We cancelled the sale immediately with our sympathies and wished him a speedy recovery.
Fucking idiot (buyer) tries to buy another car from us, 3 weeks later!
I did email him, congratulating him on his miraculous recovery. Removed the bid, blocked him.
I should really give up! |
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By *anba2Couple
over a year ago
burbage |
We had that same scenario with a fake cheque.... Then wanting some of the money back as son had been in a serious car crash....it was a scam going round at the time.
Swinging....too difficult to park the car, missed their train, had to work etc.
And then one turned up and can't perform...oh well, you live and learn as they say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy txt me a hour before I was due to leave to travel to his, which was a hour drive by the way. Said his mum had a heart attack and he would be at the hospital, I replied back saying so sorry let me know how things are later. He txt back saying fancy a quick fuck in some woods near the hospital, but could only manage 10mins obviously I didn't make the hour journey for a 10min fumble in the bushes lol x |
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i arangeed to meet some one she text me ans said her taxi had broke down on the m56 motoway so i said thats fine i will come and get you and i went there and sure she was there lol lol could not belive it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went all way upto newcastle got within 10 miles where they live they phoned and said forgot we was coming up and could we come next week,only drove 120 miles mate,feck off."
What a wasted trip. You could have popped in here for a cuppa! LOL |
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