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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce.'
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are.'
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 . He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. .
Up to 80. 'I want the car, too,' he continues.
85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her,
'Isn't there anything you want?'
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
'The airbag.'
Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy !!!!
Don't mess with them !!
Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh !!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who says we are crazy?
We are only crazy if you THINK we are.
It's the Doris's who are crazy.
The Posse are completely sane thank you!"
couldnt have put it better maddie lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The question is never 'are women crazy' but just how crazy they are, it's funny how half the population are crazy but we pass it off because they're women, lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you seen my posts in the BBW thread? I'm in negative brownie points at the moment, I have some serious grovelling to do just to catch up.
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Jeez, which one, I've looked around, it seems every other thread is bbw, lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/3694
Won me silly sausage of the week. "
Oh yes, I remember that, silly sausage, is that not a dig at weighty people? lol.
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