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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Pussy Posse Charity Night, AUCTION!

Date: Saturday 11th July 2009

Venue: Chameleons NEWPORT

Time: Auction commences 11pm

All proceeds to the Ronald McDonald House Charity.

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Well it looks like the posse where going let this slip by, but PD picked up on it, and I get elected to do something about it. Thanks Maddie!

This is going to be people and ‘services’ auction and we will need volunteers to put them selves forward (or be elected) to raise money for this bloody good cause!

The sort of things people may offer, could include an hour of ‘Slavery’ at your beck and call (oh please Maddie!), or an erotic massage, or perhaps foot rub, on the ‘personal services’ end of the scale.

Or perhaps an hour of their ‘time and skill’ outside of the club, such as fixing someone’s computer or their car etc. This would have to be reasonably local but would allow people not attending to offer them selves as well (PD!)

If you have something chip it in! If you are not sure and want to find out if something fits the evening, please mail me and we can sort it out.

Any suggestions accepted and a consensus will be workout before hand, and everyone contacted prior to the event.

Bidding.

If you want to bid, you must make sure you have enough cash or a cheque book with them as it will be billed onto your tab at the end of the night.

Limitations.

It’s a swinger site and a swinger club, but there will be limitations on the sexual nature of the offers to be auctioned, it’s for a bit of fun and will be in keeping with the generally accepted ethos of swingeing: No pressure and no discomfort for any of the parties involved.

Drawing on Maddies suggestion to me (edict? lol), I envisage that it would NOT include sexual acts more than say a hand job’ unless both parties agree, and it will be to within everyone’s limits what ever they are.

So this does not exclude soft swingers from the fun.

(But pushing the limits like this may be someone’s fantasy!)

This limitation can be negotiated on the forum before hand, but it will need a strong consensus to change it

I ask that the people volunteering set their limits at this level or less, when they volunteer so that everything is clear to people biding before hand.

Maybe we could even have a auction catalogue nearer the time? Not promises here it’s too dependant on everyone making up there minds on time (fat chance I suspect. lol).

Right Posse and Dave's, step up to the mark.

OKC

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Right I will put the first offers up.

On the night I will offer myself up for 1 hour’s slavery, to be at your beck and call as you see fit. One caveat though, it’s not to run concurrent with anything Maddie’s doing! I want to see that!

The second thing I’m offering, if there’s an interest, is some home computer consultancy in the South East area. A lot of people have odd issues with their home pc’s but have pictures and info on them that they would not want in the local pc shop!

I have earn’t my living doing this sort of stuff for many years, so I know what I’m doing. LOL

OKC

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

Ok ok........after various threats from PD, Wonky Nips and Notts, I am offering the following:

1 hour of slavery (beck and call sort of stuff) during the evening........ yes yes, everyone will be able to watch the Bitch Queen getting her comeupence.

Mr Madchick will be offering a full body, oil massage, with full shave if required.

**I'm gonna live to regret this.......**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will offer to cane the bollocks off any male for an hour.

my generosity knows no bounds.

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"I will offer to cane the bollocks off any male for an hour.

my generosity knows no bounds."

I have a feeling that may be one of the more popular auction lots!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will offer to cane the bollocks off any male for an hour.

my generosity knows no bounds.

I have a feeling that may be one of the more popular auction lots!"

mad fools lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF i am able to come (am trying best to hope so)

i will offer this

you will not find out will you have won your bid

lol

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"IF i am able to come (am trying best to hope so)

i will offer this

you will not find out will you have won your bid

lol"

It's gonna be an hour of chauffeuring services, ain't it Kitty?????

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its a secret one lets see who is brave LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx"

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx"

so your not going to accept, 2 boiled sweets ( one covered in fluff),an underwire from my bra and a leaking pen with no lid?.....you drive a hard bargain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

so your not going to accept, 2 boiled sweets ( one covered in fluff),an underwire from my bra and a leaking pen with no lid?.....you drive a hard bargain!"

pmsl im worth much more than that femme so better get bidding

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!"

hope you do maddie but chasing me round the room with a strapon pmsl thats not included in the offer!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!

hope you do maddie but chasing me round the room with a strapon pmsl thats not included in the offer!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx"

Oh dear peanut, you did say tending the ladies every need...it is there in writing.

If maddie's need is to do you with a strap on...your in trouble lol

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!

hope you do maddie but chasing me round the room with a strapon pmsl thats not included in the offer!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

Oh dear peanut, you did say tending the ladies every need...it is there in writing.

If maddie's need is to do you with a strap on...your in trouble lol"

Thank you Femme.......

Peanut....... You're toast matey!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!

hope you do maddie but chasing me round the room with a strapon pmsl thats not included in the offer!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

Oh dear peanut, you did say tending the ladies every need...it is there in writing.

If maddie's need is to do you with a strap on...your in trouble lol

Thank you Femme.......

Peanut....... You're toast matey!"

your welcome...lol, Well I couldnt let that one go, Id come just to see it lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!

hope you do maddie but chasing me round the room with a strapon pmsl thats not included in the offer!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

Oh dear peanut, you did say tending the ladies every need...it is there in writing.

If maddie's need is to do you with a strap on...your in trouble lol

Thank you Femme.......

Peanut....... You're toast matey!"

ya couldnt even get a pencil up my bum so a strapon could be a problem hahahaha

xxpeanutxx

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!

hope you do maddie but chasing me round the room with a strapon pmsl thats not included in the offer!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

Oh dear peanut, you did say tending the ladies every need...it is there in writing.

If maddie's need is to do you with a strap on...your in trouble lol

Thank you Femme.......

Peanut....... You're toast matey!

your welcome...lol, Well I couldnt let that one go, Id come just to see it lmao"

Ooohhhh lets hope you turn up then.......

You can help me chase him round Chams.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

deal.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well my offer of service is there so all bids welcome

why dont we get some guys together and organize a fab full monty for the charity night now that would be something for the ladys to watch and you could all put money in our g strings lol more for the cause eh lol

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well my offer of service is there so all bids welcome

xxpeanutxx"

not one to be ungenerous, I will bring all the big bills out of the monopoly set.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well my offer of service is there so all bids welcome

xxpeanutxx

not one to be ungenerous, I will bring all the big bills out of the monopoly set."

hahahaha what ya tryin to say the fab lads doing a full monty wouldnt be worth throwin real money at ggrrrrrrrr your funny femme

but it would be funny tho to watch hahaha

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well my offer of service is there so all bids welcome

xxpeanutxx

not one to be ungenerous, I will bring all the big bills out of the monopoly set.

hahahaha what ya tryin to say the fab lads doing a full monty wouldnt be worth throwin real money at ggrrrrrrrr your funny femme

but it would be funny tho to watch hahaha

xxpeanutxx

xxpeanutxx"

excuse me! I dont just share my monopoly bills with anyone you know!.Tosses hair back indignantly.

Would be funn to watch though lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thats fun with an extra N or funny with a silent Y...tut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes it would be and maybe an idea there somewhere

maybe an officer and a gentleman full monty now theres a thought hehe

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

actually all dressed as the Gendarmerie in boiler suits and riot boots would do it for me...but I think the officer and gentleman one would suffice lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats fun with an extra N or funny with a silent Y...tut"

oh well never mind we all make mistakes lol

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"thats fun with an extra N or funny with a silent Y...tut

oh well never mind we all make mistakes lol

xxpeanutxx"

Tut...I never make mistakes, I was pointing out the options to the less intelligent lol...;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"actually all dressed as the Gendarmerie in boiler suits and riot boots would do it for me...but I think the officer and gentleman one would suffice lol"

well lets see what the responce is from the guys and take it from there but yav got guy number1 wheres number2????

CALLING ALL FAB GUYS YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about a moulin rouge performance from the girls?

Where’s all my souls sisters

Let me hear ya’ll flow sisters

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any excuse to get the latex and feathers out lol

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx"

Thanks Peanut! Good one!

It's down on the list.

Now where are the rest of you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx "

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Ok If we can make it....hmmmmm I don't know what to offer now!

Im not going to offer my services in case no-one wants them I will bid for others though hahahaha

An hour of someone at my beck and call would be bliss right now and I know exactly what im gonna get them to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i dont mind offering my services as a naked cleaner complete with dicky bow tie cuffs and thong

im rather good at ironing dusting etc has to be fairy liquid for the pots tho to keep my hands baby soft lol

or maybe a semi naked party waiter for the ladys with peanut wearing the above serving drinks etc and tending to your every need on the night

thought i would get the ball rolling anyway offering my services hope this helps and bids over a pound please gggrrrrr

xxpeanutxx

I'm bringing my cheque book for that one!!!"

I think we could group together and get him for a ladies night lol yum lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**"

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

god iam f*****d just been dancing to moulin rouge lol xxxxx

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun."

Ok......... as long as it doesn't encroach on my slave auction!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun.

Ok......... as long as it doesn't encroach on my slave auction!"

Will bring my moulin rouge gear with me ... you can borrow it Maddie lol

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun.

Ok......... as long as it doesn't encroach on my slave auction!

Will bring my moulin rouge gear with me ... you can borrow it Maddie lol"

Noooooooooooooooooooo

I'm coming as Pink.... with the top hat!!

You can be Little Kym! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun.

Ok......... as long as it doesn't encroach on my slave auction!

Will bring my moulin rouge gear with me ... you can borrow it Maddie lol

Noooooooooooooooooooo

I'm coming as Pink.... with the top hat!!

You can be Little Kym! lol"
wish i was coming now i do a great stripper dance lol

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun.

Ok......... as long as it doesn't encroach on my slave auction!

Will bring my moulin rouge gear with me ... you can borrow it Maddie lol

Noooooooooooooooooooo

I'm coming as Pink.... with the top hat!!

You can be Little Kym! lolwish i was coming now i do a great stripper dance lol"

i want kaz to come.

I want, I want, I want.......!!!

**stomps feet**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fem iam with you babe moulin rouge will be fab and iam sure we will get lots and lots of money wink wink xxxxxx

Do you two want to organise that then hun and you have my permission to nag the Posse all you like into joining in.

**Not me though, I have Nooooooooooo rhythm**

you dont need rhythm..just strut ya stuff hun.

Ok......... as long as it doesn't encroach on my slave auction!

Will bring my moulin rouge gear with me ... you can borrow it Maddie lol

Noooooooooooooooooooo

I'm coming as Pink.... with the top hat!!

You can be Little Kym! lolwish i was coming now i do a great stripper dance lol

i want kaz to come.

I want, I want, I want.......!!!

**stomps feet**"
ill save the dance for the beach party sweetie xxx

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

Come on Wonky Nips.......

you need more peeps than this for the auction.

Get to it boy!

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Come on you lot!

Posse, follow queen Maddie’s instructions to come up with something for the auction!

Daves, come show then how to do it!

I am currently creating a list of those who shirk to pass to Maddie for review!

There, I can get much worse than that can I?

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking...will get back to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm"

Sold

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

Sold

Bog off Fussier......

She's mine!!!!!!

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Bump before Femme knocks it of the page!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have finished my little episode now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

Sold

Bog off Fussier......

She's mine!!!!!!"

Im after the boots, but if kitty's attatched im no complaining!!!

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

Sold

Bog off Fussier......

She's mine!!!!!!

Im after the boots, but if kitty's attatched im no complaining!!!"

If Kittys attached there will be some competition there I think, but suspect the running cost on happy meals and car repairs could start to cause issues.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

Sold

Bog off Fussier......

She's mine!!!!!!

Im after the boots, but if kitty's attatched im no complaining!!!

If Kittys attached there will be some competition there I think, but suspect the running cost on happy meals and car repairs could start to cause issues.

LOL

sussed it me n kitty will do a three legged race...naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

Sold

Bog off Fussier......

She's mine!!!!!!

Im after the boots, but if kitty's attatched im no complaining!!!

If Kittys attached there will be some competition there I think, but suspect the running cost on happy meals and car repairs could start to cause issues.

LOL

sussed it me n kitty will do a three legged race...naked

"
cor now id have to watch that with your boobies!!! ffs lol xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol at least peeps will be watching my boobies and not my stomach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just need another couple of teams now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i have a pair of white size 5 thigh length boots (i cant walk in the fuckers) that i will put up! for girls or boys eh and i licked the heel so u have my spit on them hmmmmmmmmmm

Sold

Bog off Fussier......

She's mine!!!!!!

Im after the boots, but if kitty's attatched im no complaining!!!

If Kittys attached there will be some competition there I think, but suspect the running cost on happy meals and car repairs could start to cause issues.

LOL

sussed it me n kitty will do a three legged race...naked

hmmm intresting, suppose i best shave me minge then init

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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WHAT!!!! you mean you still hav'nt??? God knows what lurking in there Im scared to even think about it lol

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Bump!

Now we need volunteers, before we have to resort to Femme leading a press gang!

Or would you like that? }-)

LOL!

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"Bump!

Now we need volunteers, before we have to resort to Femme leading a press gang!

Or would you like that? }-)

LOL

Was that a question???????????

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"Bump!

Now we need volunteers, before we have to resort to Femme leading a press gang!

Or would you like that? }-)

LOL

Was that a question???????????"

yet another bump

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"Bump!

Now we need volunteers, before we have to resort to Femme leading a press gang!

Or would you like that? }-)

LOL

Was that a question???????????

bump

yet another bump

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Wiggles is now trying to figgre out how to dye me blue, so I can come as a smurf!!

she has a rubber dress and a rubber skirt to add to auction too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wiggles is now trying to figgre out how to dye me blue, so I can come as a smurf!!

she has a rubber dress and a rubber skirt to add to auction too

somebody mention rubber?

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

lol wiggles realized she own nothing pink, so guess we are going shopping and may get her pink dread for the night too

Hotel is booked looking forward to the night

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

"Wiggles is now trying to figgre out how to dye me blue, so I can come as a smurf!!

she has a rubber dress and a rubber skirt to add to auction too

Thanks

It will add to the fun!

Will add to my list and sort out nearer the date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

morning bump

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"morning bump"

kiss

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Bump!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

good old fashioned boot to the top of the tree

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Sticking it up!

To the top.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good cause bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

very

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

A from over the page bump.

And only 21 hours!

You all have been busy posting.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A from over the page bump.

And only 21 hours!

You all have been busy posting.

LOL

"
dont know what you mean lol

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

bump!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bump

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Right then, is it this thread or the other thread for volunteering for the slave auction? My name (Martin) should already be down, but just in case, here I am again.

Bugger, just had a thort.....does this mean I am down twice?????

Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound (lots of lol)..... yes, if the girls (or cpls) will bid again, I will put myself up twice.

Now lets see the pissy posse put there (insert relevant word here) where their mouths are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's loads of bumps to auction I see

Im bidding for Maddie

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"Right then, is it this thread or the other thread for volunteering for the slave auction? My name (Martin) should already be down, but just in case, here I am again.

Bugger, just had a thort.....does this mean I am down twice?????

Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound (lots of lol)..... yes, if the girls (or cpls) will bid again, I will put myself up twice.

Now lets see the pissy posse put there (insert relevant word here) where their mouths are."

Bumpity bump

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By *1dKingCole OP Man over a year ago

east london

Hi all!

We seem to have more than one thread on this now, LOL.

Could I ask you to confirm your offer on the new thread (see below) please, so we (and the others) can get a good idea of what we’ve got?

Thanks to those volunteering so far; it’s going to be fun on the night!

OKC

Charity Auction... please do not hijack!!

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/4294

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