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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
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So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!"
ornamental shoes  |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!"
Butt plug removers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So i have a fuck load of wire hangers in my spare room from my dry cleaners. I think it would be just a shame if i threw them away. im calling upon all of you to help me think of what i can fashion these things!"
As its coming upto Christmas you can make a load of those Advent mobiles they used to make on Blue Peter ... then sell them at a handicraft fayre  |
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Heavy duty exercise wheel for big hamsters.
Cock cage.
But my best idea I think... ready for this? ... stand by for an injection of major excitement - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How about a 'second hand coat hanger shop'?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up
Oi i hang up all mi shirts  yes ...all how many of them?????  "
you'll ave to give im a min, he's just verifying (trying to find one??) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You scrunch them up so you're left with a piece of folded metal and then package them as a must have for everyman's toolbox, cos as we men know, you ALWAYS need a piece of strong wire in ya toolkit for things like sticking down a blocked drain before calling out a plumber who charges you £200 ... to stick a piece of strong wire down ya drain. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"you could pick some of your shirts up of the floor and use some of the hangers to hang them up
Oi i hang up all mi shirts yes ...all how many of them?????
you'll ave to give im a min, he's just verifying (trying to find one??)"
got lost counting more like, he has an obscene amount of shirts  |
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Yes I know this isn't the right place but as its inspired by this thread...
A van driver picks up a female hitchhiker. Having been so kind to her she offers him sex as a reward for the lift. So they pull up in a lay-by, pile in the back of the van and get to it. At some point she calls out 'whip me whip me'. Well there was nothing in the van he could use so he jumped out and had a look around. Well there was nothing but grass and so in desperation he broke the arial off the van, got back in with her and started whipping her. With that she jumped up, took the arial off him and then whipped him with the arial off the van.
A few days later he is in terrible pain so went to the doctor and explained about the girl, the sex and the whipping. The doctor said, "Ok, take your shirt off lets have a look" The doctor was horrified by what he saw! "What is it Doc, whats wrong with me?
The doctor told him, "I'm sorry to tell you this but that is the worse case of 'vanariel' disease I've ever seen!" |
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Make a Christmas tree!!!
The hangers already come in a christmassy silver/snowey colour.
It will give a real contemporary art feel to your living room this yuletide. If you want to take it that little bit further try slicing a reindeer in half and hanging it from the ceiling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a Christmas tree!!!
The hangers already come in a christmassy silver/snowey colour.
It will give a real contemporary art feel to your living room this yuletide. If you want to take it that little bit further try slicing a reindeer in half and hanging it from the ceiling."
You n your bldy ideas - right mess on me carpet now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So a advent but plug remover so far!
Sounds pretty risky!
and what would you do if your butt plug got stuck in january
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Leave it there till the following christmas? |
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