I find rococo chocolates, alternating aqua de palma/Jo Malone, Mulberry bags, Chantelle underwear, lunches and days out, breakfast in bed with coffee and homemade jam on toast

Tends to keep me in the good books

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I hear the ladies love the rabbits?

I'd get her one of those or failing that a vole or a mouse.

You chicks are mad for the rodents.

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

ideally a man who can clean out the bottom of a pot noddle with his tongue..

or failing that.. thoughtful presents.. and i am so thoughtful, i leave a list of things i want on the boiler..

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

obviously i ment noodle....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hitachi magic wand!

yep

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By *lade RiderMan over a year ago

reston

well i just googled it and can now see why it's a must have for the ladies ! happily offer my services if some one has one !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Maltese Puppy?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

an ironing board.i know females hate ironing,so i'm sure,they would appreciate anything that makes it easier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Platinum visa card & unlimited spending!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"spa weekend for her and her best friend in a luxury hotel ?"

What if the lady don't like Formula1 motor racing?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Space. as in room, not outer space.

that's reserved for ex's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How could any woman resist a

"Necklace consisting of bull penis and testis slices"

Described as "Necklace consisting of bull penis and testis slices, dyed in different colours. Made up of 12 slices arranged to another and enclosing one center slice. With extension necklace and twist off clasp. Length when open app. 49cm. Nickel-free."

I hope a URL is acceptable 'cos there's a pic.

http://www.plastination-products.com/Lifestyle/Jewel/Necklaces/Necklace-consisting-of-bull-penis-and-testis-slices::18.html

Other sizes, styles and animal bits are available.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to be 'present' when she needs 'im

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hitachi magic wand!

Will never replace a hunky guy with a nice cock....."

everybody has their own definition of 'nice'

doesn't get me anywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

trust.

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

"Platinum visa card & unlimited spending!"

I want to marry you!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" a collar"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"" a collar"

Shoes....or a brand new rottie for me ta

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"" a collar"

Shoes....or a brand new rottie for me ta"
well you can get collars to match shoes

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By *entadreadMan over a year ago

Essex

"Platinum visa card & unlimited spending!

I want to marry you!

A proposal???

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

...After years of research scientists have found out what makes women happy.

...Fuck all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/11/10 21:39:33]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fascinating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

spare batteries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something sparkly in precious metal always go down well IMHO.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An FFG!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diamonds

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Diamonds

"
Emeralds!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ever it is it won't be right !

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

if a man could make this horrible snow disappear, I would be eternally grateful!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Diamonds

Emeralds!

Rubies, pink sapphires, spinels, any pink/red precious stones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...After years of research scientists have found out what makes women happy.

yes especially if it is an evening at a club

...Fuck all! "

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I'm digging my ex a pond for Christmas...well, she thinks its a pond.

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By *lack_BoltMan over a year ago

oxford

A pearl necklace?

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