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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do you do ?
Look at the floor ?
Straight ahead ?
At the ceiling ?
At the guy standing next to you ?
Go on be honest .. loll
Ok before you ask - I sometimes have a sneaky peek pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play urinal chess to start with 
http://www.crazyhill.com/hung/other_game/urinal.html
Then eye's forward, and read the really interesting advert on the wall |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep moaning to the landlord in our local to change the ad's. Now don't get me wrong, looking at Liv Tyler's cleavage while your stood there is no bad thing, but we've had the advert for 'One Night at McCools' for seven years now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite a few different ones around. Seen one actually on the urinal itself shaped like a target, as you pee on it it changes colour, and has a message about prostate cancer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Once saw a notice in the toilets, it read ...
"Please refrain from stubbing out your cigarettes in the urinals - it makes them soggy and very difficult to light" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have to look about to make sure no one has a bigger cock then me
Do you piss on their shoes if they have? xx"
no i piss in their face with my massive cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never let it be said that men cannot multi task.
A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!"
Where was that?
I bet his socks still can't find their way to the washing basket though! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never let it be said that men cannot multi task.
A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!
Where was that?
I bet his socks still can't find their way to the washing basket though! lol"
lol, he didnt even flinch when i walked past him either.......lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never let it be said that men cannot multi task.
A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!"
Complete amateur if he wasn't farting at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well, you know whats its like....
Your in the pub and need to fart, you think " the music is loud so just do it time with the beat"
After w while you feel much better and finish ya pint.
But everyone is looking at you.........
Its then you realise you got your ipod on 
ahem !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well, you know whats its like....
Your in the pub and need to fart, you think " the music is loud so just do it time with the beat"
After w while you feel much better and finish ya pint.
But everyone is looking at you.........
Its then you realise you got your ipod on
ahem !!!"
LMAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have to have a posh pee in the cubicals else the jelouse guy next to me pisses on my shoes"
Or if its Kitty next to you she will piss on your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have to have a posh pee in the cubicals else the jelouse guy next to me pisses on my shoes
Or if its Kitty next to you she will piss on your face "
lmao
I dow do watersports! im paranoid now im gonna be going to chams with a rain mac and ubrella just so i can have a piss lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the only time I was in the gents was when i pulled in night club and the guy was all over me. I pulled him into cubicle to do the act and told him to drop his trouser. He couldn't and I laughed at, told him to leave me alone then. Don't remember the other guys in the toilets but it was some laugh. So anything can happen in the gents so watch out guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well being 6ft 5 i jus t look out the window lol but would never sit down for a piss as the urinal is ment for that unless u need yr arse washed after lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are 4 things I think about when I'm pointing percy at the porcelain:
1) making sure I don't piss on my shoes.
2) making sure I don't piss on the shoes of the guy next to me as I lean over to have a look at his cock.
3) making sure I don't catch my foreskin in my zip as I do my flies up. (if you wanna know how painful that is girls, think of childbirth then multiply it a couple of times!)
4) making sure I don't 'dribble' after I've put it away. (this was a particular problem in the 80s when Chinos were the fashion and you quickly realise that biege becomes charcoal when wet!).
It's a bloody ordeal I tell ya! You girls got it easy coz all you have to do is drop your knickers and sit down!
(a normal pastime for most on here hehehe) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have your foreskin removed saves one of your worries and second where wellies or welly shoes so you can wipe clean . sorry cant help with the others lol"
Eew, god no! I couldn't mutilate myself like that! Do I look Jewish or sommat?
Which leads me to another question:
Circumcision? Do you get friction burns when you knock one out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im not jewish my cock just out grew its foreskin ..the words of the female doctor not mine lol, i could tell u more about why else it was done but abit much for here  but answer to your question no friction burns lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm one of those rare but odd blokes, I never use the urinal:
I pull my trousers and pants round my ankles and just piss into the sink, peeps laugh and laugh lol
I never wash my hands after, fuck that !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take a hose pipe, squeeze the end, and see how much control you have over where all of it goes
I don't usally have a problem, because I'm closer to the target than most. No, not because I have short legs :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a hose pipe, squeeze the end, and see how much control you have over where all of it goes
I don't usally have a problem, because I'm closer to the target than most. No, not because I have short legs :P"
tut tut bragging again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well he gotta say summat as he in the doghouse"
Compared to where I am right now, the doghouse would be an upgrade.
I'm not sure this collar and chain are really necessary though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Collar and chain? has Femme kidnapped you? "
Chance would be a fine thing
"awwwwwwww
im sure you will "cum" thru with flying colours hun"
Ah, well. I'm off to France soon. Hopefully that 'episode' will forgotten about by the time I get back.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd start a new account, but I like my profile too much, and you'd spot it if I used it again.
Only just discovered the joys of curvey women as well. Gah, and now I know what I'm missing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i would still like to know that when a guy uses a "normal" toilet and not a urinal
How the hell he can miss a hole THAT big ???????? "
The size of a toilet is metaphorically the same size as a woman's mouth. You don't think we miss the toilet by accident, do you? hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its there somewhere, I know it is. It may take some probing, but I'll find it."
good luck with that...mwah ha ha ha ok you will have to imagine that is an evil laugh. |
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well to be honest ...i normally just have a piss and it varies ...sometimes ..i stare at wall or advert or even the maker name ..sometimes i watch the obligatory cigareete end begiining the great journey to the hole at the end and if no one is around it is nice to try and score a goal with the stream ...
i was once caught doing this and the club bouncer wasnt pleased i pissed all over his shoes .
happy daze ... |
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"Idiot!!!
lol
oyyy i am entitled to relate my experiences without fear of being called and idiot even if i am !!!!
ok
BIG idiot!!!!"
you taking the urinal ..just keeping it on thread ...wanna fight ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most places, not usually. But at the football, try and stop them
All the old jokes come out "I can dribble better that useless twat", "God its cold, I'm pissing ice cubes" etc; |
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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago
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Walked into a toilet once and there was only one urinal left between these two big massive blokes. I went to go in cubicle when they said don't be shy wee man. They didn't seem to impressed when I whipped down the trosers and had a shit in the urinal |
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"Walked into a toilet once and there was only one urinal left between these two big massive blokes. I went to go in cubicle when they said don't be shy wee man. They didn't seem to impressed when I whipped down the trosers and had a shit in the urinal"
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Well normally concentrate on the task in hand and look at what I am doing. Rare thing it seems by the state of most gents toilet floors.
It would be cool to have a game of water swords with someone but no one seems mad for that since I left the forces  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not used public loo's in ages but my fantasy is to stand next to a guy with a big, hard cock which I would reach for and slowly wank it. Then I'd get up close and rub my knob on his. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no interest in peeking or flashing or what ever now with so much covid around.
I go in, straight to urinal, pee, zip up, wash hands and out as quick as possible
I dont take any un-needed risk in enclosed spaces for covid. |
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"Usually stare at their penis but there's always someone who comes in to ruin it shouting this is the mens room.. sigh."
And as no one has put watch where they are passing its no wander the floor is a wash with piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure I'm not pissing on my feet mainly.
It's a two handed operation with my giant penis and takes full concentration"
Do you need a heavy goods licence?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do ?
Look at the floor ?
Straight ahead ?
At the ceiling ?
At the guy standing next to you ?
Go on be honest .. loll
Ok before you ask - I sometimes have a sneaky peek pmsl"
I look at the task at hand so I don't wee on the floor/wall/my feet.
I don't believe any man stares dead ahead when weeing at home so why do it in a public loo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always look seen some lively lookin cocks an seen some lad who get thier balls out aswell....I dont get that to be fair"
I've always got my balls out when I piss, always have and it's just the normal for me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I give the wee fella a pep talk while I pee. I praise him and remind him how handsome he is and how anyone would be extactic to see him hold his head high ect. It helps keep the adjacent urinals unoccupied so I can empty my bladder in peace.  |
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"I always look seen some lively lookin cocks an seen some lad who get thier balls out aswell....I dont get that to be fair"
Perhaps some like to give them a squeeze to help the last trickle out.
Rather like 'emptying their balls' during sex! |
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