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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!
On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.
Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well  "
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please? |
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"was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!
On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.
Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!! "
firstly - hope you are ok and it wasnt too bad of an incident
secondly - if the phone does ring we want details of any naughties |
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"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please? "
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself"
Bless you ..... *in a very un-Pope like voice |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself"
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!
On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.
Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!
firstly - hope you are ok and it wasnt too bad of an incident
secondly - if the phone does ring we want details of any naughties "
Thank you, I am fine. It didn't really directly involve me
and send ringing thoughts and you will get them all......
and diamond, unless you fly up to Scotland, I ain't sharing |
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"was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!
On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.
Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!
firstly - hope you are ok and it wasnt too bad of an incident
secondly - if the phone does ring we want details of any naughties
Thank you, I am fine. It didn't really directly involve me
and send ringing thoughts and you will get them all......
and diamond, unless you fly up to Scotland, I ain't sharing "
Hope he rings you, never been with a scottish policeman but if their anything like their english cousins you will be in for a wicked time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a thing for my dentist, does that count as a uniform? He wears those green scrubs and when he sits down and puts his legs either side of the chair, oh that bulge.....mmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember going into the Sainsbury Local one lunch time and kept bumping into other shoppers: the women kept stopping dead in front of me.
Then I saw what the problem was: the most physically perfect man I'd ever seen...and in a policeman's uniform. He was over 6ft, golden skin, blond hair and blue eyes. His uniform looked custom made.
I've never gawped in my life, but every woman in that queue young, old, black, white all of us stood there with our eyes bugged out and drooling!
He turned and looked at us and smiled. It was a pathetic sight us all staring at him but he was goooooorgeous!
*Sigh* |
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There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
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can i help them next time please |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I remember going into the Sainsbury Local one lunch time and kept bumping into other shoppers: the women kept stopping dead in front of me.
Then I saw what the problem was: the most physically perfect man I'd ever seen...and in a policeman's uniform. He was over 6ft, golden skin, blond hair and blue eyes. His uniform looked custom made.
I've never gawped in my life, but every woman in that queue young, old, black, white all of us stood there with our eyes bugged out and drooling!
He turned and looked at us and smiled. It was a pathetic sight us all staring at him but he was goooooorgeous!
*Sigh*"
*mops up dribble from keyboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
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You can't be normal!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women and uniforms???????
Policeman, Fireman, we are the same person underneath the uniform.
But i guess a nurse, nun, schoolgirl
The same for us men????
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
You can't be normal!! "
I know......................
I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...
All help gratefully received |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
You can't be normal!!
I know......................
I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...
All help gratefully received "
I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying? |
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Ive never had a thing about military uniforms apart from i think they look smart. I live between three bases so i guess seeing them every day all my life and working my way through a few took the edge of it |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
You can't be normal!!
I know......................
I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...
All help gratefully received
I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying? "
Only if I can play with their very large choppers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
You can't be normal!!
I know......................
I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...
All help gratefully received
I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying? "
That's the thing I have tried and I did like!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Dionysus and MissMadchick - insider knowledge tells me that the choppers are above average, extremely durable and rarely prone to failure on take off. Provided there is a good landing strip, a bit of instrument landing system - you should not be disappointed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the forces guys look real good in their dress uniforms but on the other hand the AA man looks smart but its not a sexy look. "
Oh yes, that is a different , more rugged but incredibly sexy kind of outfit... anytime... come to think of it... the RAC is too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!
On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.
Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!! "
Some uniforms look fantastic, A woman in a tight fitting uniform can be very attractive at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
You can't be normal!!
I know......................
I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...
All help gratefully received
I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying?
That's the thing I have tried and I did like! "
im very partial to a fly boy myself.....my man is a pilot i just love the crisp white shirt and the epauettes...........as long as i dont have to iron it !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I am sooo hearin you about the Police uniforms!! I've had a thing for policemen (and women!) but more so the men for aaages! Keep tryin to get my partner to invest in a uniform but he hasn't as yet. I'm fussy though it has to be realistic and I want the flat hat not the helmet.
Gonna be distracted all day now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about Zoo Keepers ?
Uniforms do nothing for me.
If the contents are shit ..it's shit in dress.
Anyone else tire of those messages that say ...... U like men in uniform?
Im running out of sarky answers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I quite like uniforms, though not police uniforms as, well it loses its sexiness when you see it regularly and know the guys inside them.
I do like firemen, mmm gorgeous, i think its more to do with being big and strong and saving a helpless female thing rather than the uniform, or is it, i actually do think they're sexy in it.
I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol "
Phwoar... do you work at KFC?
Juicy legs and breasts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quite like uniforms, though not police uniforms as, well it loses its sexiness when you see it regularly and know the guys inside them.
I do like firemen, mmm gorgeous, i think its more to do with being big and strong and saving a helpless female thing rather than the uniform, or is it, i actually do think they're sexy in it.
I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol "
Get outta here ......since when were traffic wardens sexeh ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about Zoo Keepers ?
Uniforms do nothing for me.
If the contents are shit ..it's shit in dress.
Anyone else tire of those messages that say ...... U like men in uniform?
Im running out of sarky answers. "
Goes without saying - a plonker even in a smart uniform is still a plonker, just a smartly dressed one.
I confess to being a bit bias towards smart uniforms but it invariably not the uniform per se that attracts me. The Forces attract a certain kind of person and it is more the qualities they have that I am drawn to. It does not apply to all Forces members but there seems to be a stronger representation of attributes such as
"quick and lateral thinker" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quite like uniforms, though not police uniforms as, well it loses its sexiness when you see it regularly and know the guys inside them.
I do like firemen, mmm gorgeous, i think its more to do with being big and strong and saving a helpless female thing rather than the uniform, or is it, i actually do think they're sexy in it.
I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol
Get outta here ......since when were traffic wardens sexeh ??"
Lol id love to be a traffic warden, wouldnt that be great.
I get sick and tired of people saying, ooo have you got stockings on under that, yeah as if ive never heard that one before |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"
I just found this thread.
And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!
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I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"  |
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""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"
I just found this thread.
And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!
I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest" "
Nope.
Pure coincidence. |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"
I just found this thread.
And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!
I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"
Nope.
Pure coincidence."
oh well, it was nice being on the list albeit for such a short time |
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""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"
I just found this thread.
And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!
I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"
Nope.
Pure coincidence.
oh well, it was nice being on the list albeit for such a short time "
Pffft!
"If the cap fits...."
oooh, you look so nice in your uniform, i wondered what you'd look like out of it. Giggle, giggle. Innocent look. Then flatten your eyebrows with your tongue.
I've met your type before love.
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"well I'll know tomorrow what he looks like out of it as he will be wearing civvies.
What's up darling. Nose put out of joint cos we're not all falling at your feet eh???  "
I'll have you know i have lovely feet.
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Some of the forces guys look real good in their dress uniforms but on the other hand the AA man looks smart but its not a sexy look. "
omg - we had a sexy AA mad come and get us once!!!
We broke down in Winchester and needed a Relay back to home.
Well, my mate wanted to sit in the middle but as she had a BF she let me sit in the middle - and he kept fiddling with the heating controls rubbing against my leg - and when i said i needed to put my jumper back on he made sure the heating went back up.
Funiest bit was - he was using sat nav and ended up taking us to North London - despite me asking several times that i thought we had gone the wrong way -= he blamed it on the floods and said sat nav was taking us a different waY.
His phone was beeping every 20mins from the GF asking where the hell he was.
He was supposed to finish as 1am - but didnt drop us off at another mates house til 4.30am
And i STILL didnt get to shag him, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are scrubs and no they dont hold quite the same appeal but then you know its all about infection control and not sex "
I know but its still a big shame they have to wear them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is really, all floppy and loose and hanging off them, it would be great if before an op either a female nurse bent over and her boobs fell out of the top or the surgeon had an opening in the crotch of his and you got a glimpse of a cock, make me happy before I went to sleep and they reached for the scalpel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seamed stockings and sussies are just not practical and distract patients lol , scrubs are vile but comfortable...  "
When your a patient you like to be distracted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love all armed forces' officers in their service dress and mess kit for evening do's, mmmmmmmmm! "
Not being snobby at all but I love the officers' uniforms - they just look neat.
Incidentally, American uniforms look great, too. |
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"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing
oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)
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not had any bloody choice
not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers |
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"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing
oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)
not had any bloody choice
not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers "
so, you are ONLY behaving as you have not had the chance... I am glad you still have naughty intentions |
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"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing
oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)
not had any bloody choice
not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers
so, you are ONLY behaving as you have not had the chance... I am glad you still have naughty intentions "
oh i always have intentios |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well
I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?
oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself
There's something wrong with me.
I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....
It did nothing for me ....................!
DAM!!!!!
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get the goddamn thermometer in your gob - its beyond wrong that you didn't react lol
are you dead below the waist?? he he |
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"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing
oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)
not had any bloody choice
not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers
so, you are ONLY behaving as you have not had the chance... I am glad you still have naughty intentions
oh i always have intentios"
care to elaborate? |
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