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The "Anti Beach-Party" thread...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

For all of us that aren't going to the Beach Party today I have started a thread so we can share what we are doing today. I'll start it off, today I shall mostly be relaxing after a hectic few days, currently eating Pringles with Primula cheese spread...yum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to get myself moving. Then off down to the folks for Sunday lunch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tracy at work, drinking coffee and eating mini baby bels

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"tracy at work, drinking coffee and eating mini baby bels

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Mmmm....mini baby bels, much better than going to the beach party...oh yes!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple over a year ago

Bucks

just sat down to chops & veg sunday lunch waiting for the GP to start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow!!! It sure sounds like we`re having more fun here than at the party.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im on call at work so ill be surfing here and watching the F1

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

Oh I know, it's all Beach party this, Beach Party that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having cheese on toast and watching the rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wow!!! It sure sounds like we`re having more fun here than at the party.

Ha ha....yeah this is a bundle of laughs, I bet they're well jealous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmm cheese on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having cheese on toast and watching the rain"

Mmmm, there is a bit of a "cheese" theme running through this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you wait for the post party thread..

ad nauseum

can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

finished me cheese! sky+ the libertines last night so gonna blast that out. oh what a life! ..ok maybe not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you wait for the post party thread..

ad nauseum

can't wait"

I wonder how many threads it will take to tell us how great the Party was ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was going but john s now on call ,,,,,,,,,, really fed-up as would have loved to be there x some fab people going...... liked to have been in jelly pool ,, lol

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

lol... well i am actually watching an F1 race... i never bloody do this.....

anyway last weekends are this simple... my college football season starts next weekend....

right... off to co-op.... getting in the snacks.....

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

so when i pass my driving test I was planning on going to one... you won't be wanting a lift then????

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Waiting for the F1 race

Carol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party.

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

Oh I know, it's all Beach party this, Beach Party that lol

tsunami, tsunami, hope the fecking tide washes it out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lol... well i am actually watching an F1 race... i never bloody do this.....

anyway last weekends are this simple... my college football season starts next weekend....

right... off to co-op.... getting in the snacks....."

What snacks are you getting? Cheese??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont think its the beach party today . i think its the bbq.but i will be enjoying both lol.chilling and eating toast then off to the party lol.

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

"I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party."

you are barred lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party."

How come you're not going?

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

so when i pass my driving test I was planning on going to one... you won't be wanting a lift then????

FRO _abio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WORKING

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

so when i pass my driving test I was planning on going to one... you won't be wanting a lift then????

FRO _abio

I wouldn't hold your breath for Fabio passing his test anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party.

How come you're not going?"

I've come down with tonsilitis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

Oh I know, it's all Beach party this, Beach Party that lol

tsunami, tsunami, hope the fecking tide washes it out lol

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then it flows back to your house so everybody is happy lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just think ....you wouldn't be able to move with all those people at the beach party......

sings..."and 10 in the bed and the little one said...Roll Over""

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Its Spa time!

Button or Hamilton to win Webber for 3rd Vettol and Alonso to crash! LoL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"WORKING

Now that IS a shame!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to pull the head off it all day.

It cures hangovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its Spa time!

Button or Hamilton to win Webber for 3rd Vettol and Alonso to crash! LoL

Think I might start an "Anti F1" thread next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinkining about Ironing and labelling school clothes whoop de do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thinkining about Ironing and labelling school clothes whoop de do "

Do you wanna do mine too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im thinking about doing the ironing lol

as then i can relax being on call sucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a sign yesterday that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call.

I was so bored this morning I rung them up and said, "No, I haven't."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I saw a sign yesterday that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call.

I was so bored this morning I rung them up and said, "No, I haven't.""

Ha ha ha ha ha, I just chocked on my tea then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing better than cheese. Roast chicken, roast pots, tons of veg which thankfully the kids love, yorkshire puds(have them with every roast), stuffing and my own homemade gravy. Followed by spotted dick and custard.

Then collapse in front of the box with some rental dvd's.

All smutty comments about the stuffing and spotted dick can now commence!

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By *ustforusMan over a year ago

cambridge

for someone thats going to the beach party later why shouldn't i go ...mal

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

"Doing better than cheese. Roast chicken, roast pots, tons of veg which thankfully the kids love, yorkshire puds(have them with every roast), stuffing and my own homemade gravy. Followed by spotted dick and custard.

Then collapse in front of the box with some rental dvd's.

All smutty comments about the stuffing and spotted dick can now commence!

far too mature for that in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then collapse in front of the box with some rental dvd's.

All smutty comments about the stuffing and spotted dick can now commence!

far too mature for that in here

Yeah! Right!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for someone thats going to the beach party later why shouldn't i go ...mal

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have loads of fun x

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

"im getting sick of this beach party rubbish as well.

my god do these people not have enough to do that they have to ram it down everyones throat in about 12 different thread

Oh I know, it's all Beach party this, Beach Party that lol

at least where i live i have a beach

tsunami, tsunami, hope the fecking tide washes it out lol

then it flows back to your house so everybody is happy lol.

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By *asochrisMan over a year ago

cardiff

"I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party."

where's high wicombe??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"for someone thats going to the beach party later why shouldn't i go ...mal

go and enjoy yourself ...we all have a choice and an opinion ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party.

where's high wicombe??"

Is near LOW wicombe..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

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By *lways readyCouple over a year ago

london/kent

is it to late to ask what beach party ffs missed out again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm sat at home, alone, wishing I was en-route to the beach party.

where's high wicombe??

Is near LOW wicombe..lol

Or Middle Wicombe??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

Nottingham has a beach?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We WERE intending to have a BBQ, but now that it's pissing down, the stuff will be under the grill

Never mind, we have 45 cans of beer between the 2 of us, so it'll be pissed pissed pissed by 6.00

Tomorrow it's our wedding aniversary and we may just be under the affluence of incohol one more time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

Nottingham has a beach?????"

Yeah!! til sept the 5th,,,,u got from now til then to visit it!!

its got fairground rides ,,food stalls the full she-bang!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

Nottingham has a beach?????

I think I'll give it a miss

Yeah!! til sept the 5th,,,,u got from now til then to visit it!!

its got fairground rides ,,food stalls the full she-bang!! lol

U sound very nice girl u do ---horny mids girl...xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will go for a nice sunday lunch and think about the beach party and hope that everyone that does go has a fantastic time knowing they will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

Nottingham has a beach?????

Yeah!! til sept the 5th,,,,u got from now til then to visit it!!

its got fairground rides ,,food stalls the full she-bang!! lol

I think i'll give it a miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

Nottingham has a beach?????

I think I'll give it a miss

Yeah!! til sept the 5th,,,,u got from now til then to visit it!!

its got fairground rides ,,food stalls the full she-bang!! lol

U sound very nice girl u do ---horny mids girl...xx

Ha ha at "nice"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ad to cancel myself from going to the "beach party" as i cant afford it ive go no money at all wot-so-ever!

sorry if i dis--hearted u lot,,,but have a good time anyway!

ps went to nottingham beach yeasterday does that cout? lol

Nottingham has a beach?????

Yeah!! til sept the 5th,,,,u got from now til then to visit it!!

its got fairground rides ,,food stalls the full she-bang!! lol

I think i'll give it a miss

Ok sexy ,,,,dont give me a MISS ahoo! im a good ride too...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what a bunch of killjoys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmmmm

I should be out having lunch , instead i was let down and made my own and now having a bottle of wine.

And to top it all, "mates" who i regulary feed on sundays have "gone out for lunch" with out inviting me.

And no...they didnt know about my aborted lunch date.

I wont be feeding said "mates" again i can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmmmmm

I should be out having lunch , instead i was let down and made my own and now having a bottle of wine.

And to top it all, "mates" who i regulary feed on sundays have "gone out for lunch" with out inviting me.

And no...they didnt know about my aborted lunch date.

I wont be feeding said "mates" again i can tell you.

Very good point peaches!! very good point..

here,,,,here i agee with u there hunn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*asterds the lot of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*asterds the lot of them

Yeah! ka---booom,,,,ka--booooom.

lol

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By *lliesCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

Watching the Grand Prix love it love it......elle xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching the Grand Prix love it love it......elle xxx"

Yeah!! vrooooom vrooooom vroooom!!

better than sex sometimes! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ad no intentions of going anyway!!

im skint!

no job either..

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

"Its Spa time!

Button or Hamilton to win Webber for 3rd Vettol and Alonso to crash! LoL

Well I nearly got all my wishes

shame that Vettol took out Button

But alonso stuffing his car was class!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

theres a beach party on,first ive heard about it.ha ha ha.

hope the b****** have a great time.oops i mean,hope they have a great time.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

thinking up cunning schemes with good prizes and scheduling award ceremonies.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

may i, or am i, the first to say "life's a beach"

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Its Spa time!

Button or Hamilton to win Webber for 3rd Vettol and Alonso to crash! LoL

Vettel deserved to b****y crash

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"Hmmmmmm

I should be out having lunch , instead i was let down and made my own and now having a bottle of wine.

And to top it all, "mates" who i regulary feed on sundays have "gone out for lunch" with out inviting me.

And no...they didnt know about my aborted lunch date.

I wont be feeding said "mates" again i can tell you.

aww thats rotten, hope you enjoying your wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The wine is lovely.

My own company is much better without "said friends"

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

f*** it,we are not going to the beach party,but im pulling on my speedos anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh im just replying to inane messages and replying to gutless wonders around the forums .

heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"f*** it,we are not going to the beach party,but im pulling on my speedos anyway.

I may slip on a bikini and some flip-flops and join you

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

hee hee now's the time methinks to slip on my thong.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"f*** it,we are not going to the beach party,but im pulling on my speedos anyway.

I may slip on a bikini and some flip-flops and join you

oh no,ive got a big bulge,in my speedos now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

hee hee now's the time methinks to slip on my thong. "

Boak!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

hee hee now's the time methinks to slip on my thong.

Boak!

its worse than that.when he wears his thong,he always wears his matching,stockings,and suspenders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

hee hee now's the time methinks to slip on my thong.

Boak!

its worse than that.when he wears his thong,he always wears his matching,stockings,and suspenders.

Double boak lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hee hee now's the time methinks to slip on my thong.

Boak!

its worse than that.when he wears his thong,he always wears his matching,stockings,and suspenders.

Double boak lol

How bout a treble Boak! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well that's killed that thread lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well that's killed that thread lol"

Yeah....lol

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

everybodies scared mushroom sends in pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"everybodies scared mushroom sends in pics.

wot of a toadstool? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"everybodies scared mushroom sends in pics.

wot of a toadstool? lol

A button mushroom I think......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we'll get the pics tomorrow no doubt

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

had a lovely day soaking up the sun, shame we have kids at home or we would have gone to the beach for sure

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No cameras allowed in chams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

know the feeling hun i was going outfit sorted plans made but plans changed at last moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No cameras allowed in chams

They did last time on the smoking deck but no face pics only for the ones who wanted them we took some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im on my own and my son has gone out clubbing so im thinking about doing some new pics. Im figuring out how to take a pic of me walking up the stairs with no knickers on, i dont have a tripod so will have to prop the camera up with something - it will probably take me about 100 takes before I get anything half decent

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Im on my own and my son has gone out clubbing so im thinking about doing some new pics. Im figuring out how to take a pic of me walking up the stairs with no knickers on, i dont have a tripod so will have to prop the camera up with something - it will probably take me about 100 takes before I get anything half decent

should have said earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sounds interesting waiting to see pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What beach party are you talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston."

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

fabswingers beach party held every year at chamelions fancy dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)"

no just in a private chat did you miss it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)

no just in a private chat did you miss it lol"

Must have, mind you most threads on here are sometimes beyond me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)

no just in a private chat did you miss it lol

Must have, mind you most threads on here are sometimes beyond me!!

you and me both hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)"

Oh, only a few (hundred) threads about it lol.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)"

rimming?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

Oh has that been on the forums then??

(tongue firmly in cheek lol)

rimming? "

Not yet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pah! Should be called a bleach party colour of choice for most attending...

Wish I had hair...

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston."

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

Doh!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

i wonder how we could find out hmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

for me it would be sat nav as im crap at map reading and i just would get lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

i wonder how we could find out hmmmm.

Mmmm, how about......a fight!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im looking forward to hearing all about the beach party, and im sure we will, in graphic detail.

Then when anyone else goes anywhere, a social or party or anything, and they post about it, and anyone shuts them firmly down with comments like "yeah so what" we can all remind them about the beach party thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

i wonder how we could find out hmmmm.

Noooooooo!!!! It could get messy...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

Doh!

I properly messed up that quote didn't I lol

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

dundee? ya pair of fruitcakes fruitacke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh ive had a day chasing shoplifters but on a plus loads of milf's,gilf's and other lovely women

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

i wonder how we could find out hmmmm.

Mmmm, how about......a fight!!

brilliant idea.how did you come up with that.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

i wonder how we could find out hmmmm.

Mmmm, how about......a fight!!

brilliant idea.how did you come up with that.lol

I dunno, original isn't it??

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"What beach party are you talking about?

The one at Chams in Darlaston.

that explains it.we got thrown out of the one in dundee,as soon as we started shagging.that f****** sat nav.

Only one way to find out.........

Yeah!! they do let u down dont they ,,,thats why i havent got one! lol

But what is better?

Sat nav or map?

i wonder how we could find out hmmmm.

Mmmm, how about......a fight!!

brilliant idea.how did you come up with that.lol

I dunno, original isn't it??

inspired.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to use a pack of frozen peas wrapped in a teatowel to bed my camera on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to use a pack of frozen peas wrapped in a teatowel to bed my camera on.

I tried that kept cutting my head off in the pictures...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to use a pack of frozen peas wrapped in a teatowel to bed my camera on.

Do only peas work or can you use an form of frozen vegetable??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just to add.

The beach party and others before it have raised tons for charities.

I think _adchick and co do a brilliant job and long may they continue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just to add.

The beach party and others before it have raised tons for charities.

I think _adchick and co do a brilliant job and long may they continue

It wasn't my intention to slate the beach party, just offer an alternative to people who don't want to talk about it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah to be fair i was actually invited to the beach party and had my fella not been away then we would have gone - so I am thankful for the lovely couple who invited me and I didnt realise that money was being raised for charity - shagging for charity - sounds good to me.

thank you for the frozen pea idea - i will do it as i need to angle it up the stairs of course - though its frozen peas and carrots - i hope it has the same effect - no doubt my head will be cut off but then the focus wasnt going to be my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lincoln has a beach till 5 sept with a funfair but id rather be in somewhere hot rather than in lincoln xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

"Just to add.

The beach party and others before it have raised tons for charities.

I think _adchick and co do a brilliant job and long may they continue

It wasn't my intention to slate the beach party, just offer an alternative to people who don't want to talk about it lol"

It's ok......I saw the thread for what it is and never saw it that you were being critical of the event.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Just to add.

The beach party and others before it have raised tons for charities.

I think _adchick and co do a brilliant job and long may they continue

It wasn't my intention to slate the beach party, just offer an alternative to people who don't want to talk about it lol

It's ok......I saw the thread for what it is and never saw it that you were being critical of the event."

we are all just a bit jealous,we are not there.

love casper xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

True.....would have loved to have been there myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just to add.

The beach party and others before it have raised tons for charities.

I think _adchick and co do a brilliant job and long may they continue

It wasn't my intention to slate the beach party, just offer an alternative to people who don't want to talk about it lol

It's ok......I saw the thread for what it is and never saw it that you were being critical of the event."

Same here...

I just thought alot didnt know they raised a fair amount for charity.

Didnt intend to have a go at anyone by saying it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just gonna say,,,hope it all went well.

Hope they raised alot 4 charity too!

"Shag a minute contest"

lol lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive only just seen this thread, i didnt see the op as slating the beach party. Everyone was welcome to attend the beach party. Posts are put up about various socials throughout the country. The beach party is an annual event (well this is the second) it is also the biggest event that i know of so obviously more people are going to talk about it. Last years party was the best party ive been to in my life and the hard work and effort that go into making it a success is second to none. Also chams make a great contribution.

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

During the last 18months the pussyposse/doris's headed by _adchick have raised well over £2000 ( i dont know the exact figure) for various well worthwhile charities. Its not actually shag for charity as such as much as i like the idea, but the money is usually raised by raffles, competitions, auctions ect.

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Ive only just seen this thread, i didnt see the op as slating the beach party. Everyone was welcome to attend the beach party. Posts are put up about various socials throughout the country. The beach party is an annual event (well this is the second) it is also the biggest event that i know of so obviously more people are going to talk about it. Last years party was the best party ive been to in my life and the hard work and effort that go into making it a success is second to none. Also chams make a great contribution.

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin"

nobody is fed up hearing about the beach party,just the oposite is probably true.you surprise me diamonnds.you usually see things for what they are.put the other glasses on.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin

nobody is fed up hearing about the beach party,just the oposite is probably true.you surprise me diamonnds.you usually see things for what they are.put the other glasses on.

could be cause ive got my head in the clouds after today lol. As for which glasses lol, doesnt matter which pair i wear can still only see things from my point of view lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin

nobody is fed up hearing about the beach party,just the oposite is probably true.you surprise me diamonnds.you usually see things for what they are.put the other glasses on.

Yeah! lol from specsavers....lol

no!

lol

Lets hope everyone had a terrific time!

all that shagging,,,n wotever...debaucery lol

cant spell ffs lol

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin

nobody is fed up hearing about the beach party,just the oposite is probably true.you surprise me diamonnds.you usually see things for what they are.put the other glasses on.

could be cause ive got my head in the clouds after today lol. As for which glasses lol, doesnt matter which pair i wear can still only see things from my point of view lmao"

fair enough.i just think the other glasses work better.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin

nobody is fed up hearing about the beach party,just the oposite is probably true.you surprise me diamonnds.you usually see things for what they are.put the other glasses on.

could be cause ive got my head in the clouds after today lol. As for which glasses lol, doesnt matter which pair i wear can still only see things from my point of view lmao

fair enough.i just think the other glasses work better.

Hang on a second then while i change them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i hadnt of been going on holiday i most certainly would of been there but unfortunatly it takes me too long to recover from the socials (its my age you see)

I hope they all had a fantastic time.

For all those fed up hearing about the beach party best prepare yourself as once the beach party is out the way the cannonck social threads will begin

nobody is fed up hearing about the beach party,just the oposite is probably true.you surprise me diamonnds.you usually see things for what they are.put the other glasses on.

could be cause ive got my head in the clouds after today lol. As for which glasses lol, doesnt matter which pair i wear can still only see things from my point of view lmao

fair enough.i just think the other glasses work better.

Yeah! i do too when they full of beer...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

""See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!"

Is that portugese? If so quite ironic as the guy ive been with all day is portugese and he could of translated it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah! i do too when they full of beer...lol

Beer goggles FTW.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

""See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!"

Is that portugese? If so quite ironic as the guy ive been with all day is portugese and he could of translated it for me"

Yadd yadda so it seems and translates to............Ok, fifteen percent. But if you fail me again, I'll put a price on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system.

Is this what you wanted to say England? as it seems an odd quote to put in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought some Jabba the Hutt would give you night owls something to google

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

I googled

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

""See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!"

Is that portugese? If so quite ironic as the guy ive been with all day is portugese and he could of translated it for me

Yadd yadda so it seems and translates to............Ok, fifteen percent. But if you fail me again, I'll put a price on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system.

Is this what you wanted to say England? as it seems an odd quote to put in there."

ffs they can say a lot in two words.impressive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I googled

See if you'd said "I recognised that", you'd be my hero.

So now, only 50% my hero.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Ah no chance, I call that broken telly, as the OH watchs all that stuff and it hurts my eyes !!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Ah no chance, I call that broken telly, as the OH watchs all that stuff and it hurts my eyes !!

your still looking hot rugby.hmm hmmm .hmmm.

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By *andy muncherMan over a year ago

Nottingham

wow what night guys your missed great night thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went and bought a motorbike this morning that I found on Ebay last night, well cheap.

Spent the afternoon trying it out down some country lanes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

at some of the comments in this thread.

One is free to choose what to post and what to read.

Anyone who claims cliques exist on FAB just need to browse some of the comments in this thread, not exactly endearing.

Probably a good illustration of how not to win friend but to alientate people!

I refrained from posting last night as I got in, as I know I would have been far less diplomatic!

Ah well, glad you peeps enjoyed yourselves not being at the Beach Party.

Zoe and Steve, you were missed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was meant to be a lighthearted thread, it seems to have gone off track!

Most posters took it in the way it was intended, such a shame some people took it the wrong way.

Glad everyone had a good time yesterday and I hope lots of money was raised.

Maybe this thread should be closed now so it doesn't cause any (unintended) offence.

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By *yber pimpMan over a year ago

durham area

shagging for charity - sounds good to me.

judging by the state of some of the pics on profiles on site, i think a lot of that goes on

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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"It was meant to be a lighthearted thread, it seems to have gone off track!

Most posters took it in the way it was intended, such a shame some people took it the wrong way.

Glad everyone had a good time yesterday and I hope lots of money was raised.

Maybe this thread should be closed now so it doesn't cause any (unintended) offence."

Most people will know that it was lighthearted, so I wouldn't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was meant to be a lighthearted thread, it seems to have gone off track!

Most posters took it in the way it was intended, such a shame some people took it the wrong way.

Glad everyone had a good time yesterday and I hope lots of money was raised.

Maybe this thread should be closed now so it doesn't cause any (unintended) offence.

Most people will know that it was lighthearted, so I wouldn't worry about it."

Must say, there has been a noticable absence of bitchy remarks and sarcasm over the last few days though.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

What an ironic post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What an ironic post

WAS IT?? REALLY SORRY.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must say, there has been a noticable absence of bitchy remarks and sarcasm over the last few days though.

*Most* of Sunday was quite nice, actually.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Must say, there has been a noticable absence of bitchy remarks and sarcasm over the last few days though.

*Most* of Sunday was quite nice, actually."

Not for this mod it wasn't, I was very busy with bitchy threads and comments, mainly bitching over the people that were not here.

maybe if all the bitching stops from every side , it will be a more fun place.

Now I think this is the time to shut this.

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

Regardless of how this thread was intended, it would appear that certain elements amongst the forumites are obviously hacked off about the beach party.

I saw this when I got home last night, and although I realised it was intended with all good humour, some of the remarks on here actually upset me.

I organise the parties for fun, for EVERYONE to come along to if they wish, there is NO exclusion.

Yes, we raise quite a bit of money for charity, a fact that I don't advertise because I personally feel that people shouldn't be forced to contribute if they don't want to or if they can't afford to.

Raffles are generally the way to do this and we always raise a few hundred quid, which goes to one of the Cancer units or, as in the case of the Xmas do, to the local childrens hospice for presents.

I am sorry that there are those that feel that yesterday was a nice day on the forums because the bulk of the forumites were at the party, but each to their own, that is how they see it.

Many of you will be glad to know that I'm (at last) taking a break from organising..... so you won't have to put up with inane threads regarding parties.

I do hope that those who's sarcasm and ironic wit really did upset me last night are happy that they have achived something that very few people actually manage to do......... to make me feel sad and pathetic for doing something that I used to love doing.

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