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over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?"
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick. |
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over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?"
As clean as the Fifa select committee (need quite a large van for that one) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick."
Oh lighten up. |
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The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up."
How about a compromise?
"I wish my dirty girlfriend was as funny as this"?
No? (I'll get my coat  )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up."
Pot kettle black  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?"
She is !!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black "
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
As clean as the Fifa select committee (need quite a large van for that one)"
ha ha BRILLIANT....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh lighten up."
Yes, you're quite right. I really should find casual and everyday sexism funny. Thankfully you, as a man, have made me see the amusing side of it.
In future I will crack a smile at every reference to women as sex objects in public... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh lighten up.
Yes, you're quite right. I really should find casual and everyday sexism funny. Thankfully you, as a man, have made me see the amusing side of it.
In future I will crack a smile at every reference to women as sex objects in public..."
Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit."
That would be because of a little thing called cultural context and the fact we live in a society where men have not been treated the same as women.
It also kind of sucks that this is generally done on a van, and it's assumed that the owner of the van is a man... a bit like that advertising hoarding that was put up by a construction firm in Glasgow that showed the male builder as a slightly podgy overweight guy, but the female builder in her knickers... |
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Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit.
That would be because of a little thing called cultural context and the fact we live in a society where men have not been treated the same as women.
It also kind of sucks that this is generally done on a van, and it's assumed that the owner of the van is a man... a bit like that advertising hoarding that was put up by a construction firm in Glasgow that showed the male builder as a slightly podgy overweight guy, but the female builder in her knickers..."
That's because the majority of white van drivers are men. There's always gonna be gender assumptions with anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
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You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
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You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum. "
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
???
You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'."
I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
???
You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'.
I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "
You two need a referee lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
???
You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'.
I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "
Yeah, that was an example of me reacting to someone else who kept following me around on all the threads, dropping snide little comments here and there, just like what you're doing. You don't like me, I get that. Now can you just leave me alone, please? I don't bother anyone else here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Another thing, 26pions. "I just have nothing positive to say about your posts"? So you just blank out the fun, lighthearted stuff I post, do you? You're that pessimistic that you ignore the positives and focus on the negatives? I have no qualms with you, so why are you trying to make an enemy? |
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"You're being a twat peacock
Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again."
This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never mind,op. The thread had real potential to be funny until it was hijacked  "
Well said! Another thread taken are twisted beyond the subject. Its a good thread too. Well was! |
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"You're being a twat peacock
Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.
This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy"
 . This post has amused me for many reasons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're being a twat peacock
Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.
This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy"
Blimey weve had Mods n Admin now we have Bouncers 
Please have ID ready at the door 
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
???
You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'.
I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:
Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel
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is that what the people in Sangatte are trying to do |
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"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:
Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel
is that what the people in Sangatte are trying to do "
ha ha, brilliant mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw the usual 'Wish my wife was this dirty' but someone had responded underneath with 'She is when you're at work'. Immature but made me chuckle"
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:
Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel
is that what the people in Sangatte are trying to do
ha ha, brilliant mate "
Ha |
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Saw on a white van in Stoke-on-Trent;
"I wish my wife was as dirty as this"
Underneath was added
"She is."
And then under that added...
"Signed, PVFC "
Tickled us proper, that one
( Would work equally well in any area with a nearby rival club! )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I apologise to anyone I may have offended on this or any other thread.
I'm sorry."
A gentleman would have risen above the comments and moved on.
Forumites have short memories or long memories depending on the circumstances... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you to all the contributors to this thread that took it in the vain it was meant - a bit of light-hearted fun.
I use this website solely for pleasure, there's enough misery and suffering in the real world for me not to seek more on a swingers' site. I know "serious" topics get discussed on other threads, which is cool. Different folk want different things, and I'm all for that. I don't understand the mud-slinging mentality that some people have, and certainly wasn't expecting to encourage any on this thread.
But we're all responsible for our own actions, not anyone else's, right?
So, again, well done and thank you for some really funny one-liners, they've tickled me no end. Who knew filthy back doors could be so popular?
Mark. |
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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago
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Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit.
That would be because of a little thing called cultural context and the fact we live in a society where men have not been treated the same as women.
It also kind of sucks that this is generally done on a van, and it's assumed that the owner of the van is a man... a bit like that advertising hoarding that was put up by a construction firm in Glasgow that showed the male builder as a slightly podgy overweight guy, but the female builder in her knickers..."
WOW! Easy place to recruit and retain building staff then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh lighten up.
Yes, you're quite right. I really should find casual and everyday sexism funny. Thankfully you, as a man, have made me see the amusing side of it.
In future I will crack a smile at every reference to women as sex objects in public...
Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit."
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"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?
My favourite one I read was;
"Antidazzle-coated"
Any more contributions?
The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.
The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.
Oh lighten up.
Pot kettle black
???
You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'.
I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "
Bbblliiiiimey guys..!! Will you pair just get a room.. |
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"Saw on a white van in Stoke-on-Trent;
"I wish my wife was as dirty as this"
Underneath was added
"She is."
And then under that added...
"Signed, PVFC "
Tickled us proper, that one
( Would work equally well in any area with a nearby rival club! )
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oooooohh used live in Stoke... I fully understand the signicance of this statement.....
PMSL... BRILLIANT..!!! |
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"Ok back to the thread hope this does nt offend anyone lol "dyslexia rules ko"  "
I've just found out I'm dyslexic and find this highly offensive
Seriously though, I have...49 years old, doing a full-time degree after a 25 year career in IT and I discover I have 'information processing' difficulties! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're being a twat peacock
Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.
This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy"
Fuck me it's Ray Winston!!!! "I'm the daddy round here now". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just went to the shop and a van drive by with " lighten up " written in the dirt on it lol !!!! "
Oh Christ... is this becoming an anti fatty thread??? |
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