FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Beach Party Update.....
Beach Party Update.....
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
The party starts at 2pm.
The party ends at 1am.
The list will be at the club by 1pm.
I will be there from 2pm.
I am NOT your personal check in girl.
I am NOT your maid.
I am NOT your mother.
I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out.
I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else.
I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake.
I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury.
I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers.
I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club.
It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan.
It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance.
I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out.
I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag.
I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up.
NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity.
NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South.
NO I don't know how many black men will turn up.
NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there.
There are over 350+ on our list.
NO I will NOT publish the list.
YES there will be name tags.
YES there will be music.
YES the new deck is No Smoking
YES the old deck is still Smoking.
NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess)
YES I know which staff are working.
NO I am not responsible for the cocktails.
NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get.
And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad.
If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"u serious
do some people have no brains
talking of which
can i use urs as mine is broken "
I am very serious!!!
Not as bad as last year, when the Vegans complained directly to the club because I wasn't doing a vegan buffet......! apparently, I was a disgrace to party planning 
And as I didn't lose your brain, it's your responsibility. Keep it in your locker next time  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The party starts at 2pm.
The party ends at 1am.
The list will be at the club by 1pm.
I will be there from 2pm.
I am NOT your personal check in girl.
I am NOT your maid.
I am NOT your mother.
I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out.
I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else.
I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake.
I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury.
I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers.
I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club.
It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan.
It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance.
I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out.
I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag.
I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up.
NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity.
NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South.
NO I don't know how many black men will turn up.
NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there.
There are over 350+ on our list.
NO I will NOT publish the list.
YES there will be name tags.
YES there will be music.
YES the new deck is No Smoking
YES the old deck is still Smoking.
NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess)
YES I know which staff are working.
NO I am not responsible for the cocktails.
NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get.
And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad.
If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer!"
So you don't do fuck all then. Call yeself an organiser. Pah!
p.s. The old jacuzzi holds at least 22. Trust me. 
p.p.s. Mads has done a fookin great job so leave the miserable old bugger alone in the corner to recuperate.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The party starts at 2pm.
The party ends at 1am.
The list will be at the club by 1pm.
I will be there from 2pm.
I am NOT your personal check in girl.
I am NOT your maid.
I am NOT your mother.
I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out.
I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else.
I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake.
I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury.
I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers.
I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club.
It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan.
It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance.
I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out.
I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag.
I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up.
NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity.
NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South.
NO I don't know how many black men will turn up.
NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there.
There are over 350+ on our list.
NO I will NOT publish the list.
YES there will be name tags.
YES there will be music.
YES the new deck is No Smoking
YES the old deck is still Smoking.
NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess)
YES I know which staff are working.
NO I am not responsible for the cocktails.
NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get.
And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad.
If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer!"
So are ya going then or what?? xx  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday! "
Nope she said that hun near the top lol xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
Nope she said that hun near the top lol xx "
.
Oh shite, I failed to notice that bit!   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Do you know what the square footage of the building"
NO
",water temperature"
Hot
" and Saturday nights lotto numbers please Madone? "
1, 2, 10, 13, 15, 19 and the fonus ball will be 21.................. yeah right |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"well im not going then if you not arranging me a shag "
YOU don't need any help...... although, may I suggest if you wear a corset you loosen it a tad cus otherwise ya knockers block the light |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"The party starts at 2pm.
The party ends at 1am.
The list will be at the club by 1pm.
I will be there from 2pm.
I am NOT your personal check in girl.
I am NOT your maid.
I am NOT your mother.
I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out.
I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else.
I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake.
I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury.
I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers.
I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club.
It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan.
It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance.
I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out.
I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag.
I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up.
NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity.
NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South.
NO I don't know how many black men will turn up.
NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there.
There are over 350+ on our list.
NO I will NOT publish the list.
YES there will be name tags.
YES there will be music.
YES the new deck is No Smoking
YES the old deck is still Smoking.
NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess)
YES I know which staff are working.
NO I am not responsible for the cocktails.
NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get.
And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad.
If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer!
So are ya going then or what?? xx "
I might put in an appearance, just to see who's shorter......
Soapy or Wishy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday! "
The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first "
.
Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first
.
Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex! "
Me too,I can't bare latex ones 
Maddie...........*blows a big raspberry at ya* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first
.
Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex! "
NO waving ya wondoms at Pearl boys, unless you've bought your own waterbased ones!
Cus otherwise, you'll have to beg her for one of her own private stash..... and begging Pearl ain't pretty |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The party starts at 2pm.
The party ends at 1am.
The list will be at the club by 1pm.
I will be there from 2pm.
I am NOT your personal check in girl.
I am NOT your maid.
I am NOT your mother.
I will NOT provide you with condoms if you run out.
I will NOT organise for you to shag someone else.
I will NOT hold your hand whilst you talk to a couple to see if there is any attraction there.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol.
I am NOT responsible for your alcohol intake.
I am NOT responsible for your dog/kids/car/phone/camera/shoes or any other such luxury.
I am NOT responsible for where you put your stuff if you don't use your lockers.
I am NOT responsible for the buffet and the BBQ. That is provided free by the club.
It is NOT my fault if you are a vegan.
It is NOT my fault if you think the place is too packed.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out what time your hotel will let you check in.
It is NOT my responsibility to find out if your hotel is within walking distance.
I will NOT be providing extra cigarettes in case you run out.
I am NOT your babe/doll/darling/fuck buddy/fuck whore or general quick shag.
I CANNOT guarantee if someone else is going to turn up.
NO I don't know of any babysitters in your vacinity.
NO I can't give you a lift from up North, I live down South.
NO I don't know how many black men will turn up.
NO I don't know if there will be any tall women there.
There are over 350+ on our list.
NO I will NOT publish the list.
YES there will be name tags.
YES there will be music.
YES the new deck is No Smoking
YES the old deck is still Smoking.
NO I don't know how many the jacuzzi's will hold if full (14 each at a guess)
YES I know which staff are working.
NO I am not responsible for the cocktails.
NO I will not ask the staff to make a certain cocktail because it's your favourite...... they are free, be thankful for what you get.
And lastly...... yes I am sure you are looking forward to meeting me but to be honest, I tend to sit in a corner and blither after a couple of hours because you all drive me mad.
If you have any further irrelevant or stupid questions....... please post them on here. I am sure one of the Posse will give you a sensible answer!
So are ya going then or what?? xx
I might put in an appearance, just to see who's shorter......
Soapy or Wishy "
Me lol xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"how strong is the puch going to be xmas was way over the top more please "
It's cocktails this year........
Ask DiamondSmiles how strong last years were........
**As if she could remember - the lightweight only had 3 before she forgot her name** |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You forgot to mention you are not responsible to provide condoms, and that we should bring our own!
See you Sunday!
The club have thousands of condoms.... make sure you ask at the bar..... unless Honepot has got them all first
.
Got my own non-latex ones, as I cannot stand the smell of latex!
Me too,I can't bare latex ones
Maddie...........*blows a big raspberry at ya*"
**Under my umberelllaaa, ella ella ella.......** |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
I always miss the cocktails 
mind you ive seen the effect they have on people so maybe thats a good thing
Will my heels get stuck in the decking? have I got to get Rob to carry me everywhere  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I always miss the cocktails
mind you ive seen the effect they have on people so maybe thats a good thing
Will my heels get stuck in the decking? have I got to get Rob to carry me everywhere "
Wear flip flops......... like Femme
**Maddie runs off to hide** |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" can't wait to see and meet all you lovely people :P xx
You're certifiably insane then?
You talking about yaself again lol xx
You're my mate..... I must be insane! "
xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few?
we aren't exactly small are we?"
Please do not stand on the heads of the jacuzzi occupants...... drowned swingers are such a mess to clean up... and the management object |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few?
we aren't exactly small are we?
Please do not stand on the heads of the jacuzzi occupants...... drowned swingers are such a mess to clean up... and the management object "
they wont find em until we leave |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun! "
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??** |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"we've seen 28 in the old jacuzzi and 22 in the new
Were they all the size of twiglets that night....... or were you standing on a few?
we aren't exactly small are we?
Please do not stand on the heads of the jacuzzi occupants...... drowned swingers are such a mess to clean up... and the management object
they wont find em until we leave "
We could play........ find the corpse with Carl! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun!
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??** "
oh and I won't stand on Pearl lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun!
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??** "
.
Bring it on!
BTW, would the staff looking after parking outside accept bribes and keep my space for me when I go and check up on the dog back at the hotel please?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I must get in early and dive straight into the jacuzzi to get me into the mood for fun!
YES, I will have the single men form an orderley queue outside of the jacuzzi... just for your delight!
**2.30 ish ok??**
.
Bring it on!
BTW, would the staff looking after parking outside accept bribes and keep my space for me when I go and check up on the dog back at the hotel please?
"
Depends what you offer them by way of a bribe |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Um.... please.... um... request.... puuuurleeeeaseee... are any/ALL of these girls going on Sunday:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNBFY5uthU
I need a cold shower!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Um.... please.... um... request.... puuuurleeeeaseee... are any/ALL of these girls going on Sunday:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNBFY5uthU
I need a cold shower!! "
You have the lovely Siren........
Stop being a greedy git
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I'm not arriving until 6pm but i expect the red carpet laid out from 5 pm onwards just in case "
I can not be held responsible if you are late and Honeypot and Pearl have worn out all the men before you get there.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story
All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man! "
will u be providing lube xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm not arriving until 6pm but i expect the red carpet laid out from 5 pm onwards just in case "
oooh!, cutting it fine lisa!,
the sun outside will be dying down over darlaston,you will be fishing for scraps and the latecummers!. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story
All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man!
will u be providing lube xx "
NO I will not be providing lube.
But Chameleons provide it, if you can get to the staff to ask before said bottle of champagne is rammed up your deriere |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out! "
Have you seen those two in action?
Sloppy thirds for you then
**Maddie runs off and hides before HPC see's this post** |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life "
Yea told ya ya were old lol and now ya admitted it
Got me socks fa tomorra xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"It's a misconception!
I only have one gent on the list to play with for definite so far!
Now he may tire me out!!! "
NO, I will not be supplying the Red Bull.
But it can be purchased behind the bar |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
Yea told ya ya were old lol and now ya admitted it
Got me socks fa tomorra xx "
NO, I will not be providing a therapist to help you all get over the trauma of Soapy's socks.
......... get ya own! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story
All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man!
will u be providing lube xx
NO I will not be providing lube.
But Chameleons provide it, if you can get to the staff to ask before said bottle of champagne is rammed up your deriere "
Please could it be a quality champayne please
i don't let any old muck up there lol x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Are Soapy's socks worse than his cupid outfit???!!!
I still have not recovered from seeing him in his cupid outfit at Barnsley!
(Craig, only joking you know, mwah! ) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
My lil profit of joy xxxx"
Who rattled you cage xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
My lil profit of joy xxxx
Who rattled you cage xx "
what it short stuff...i have a very long momeory and im bringing a very sharp sword......me lil chippolata |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I think secretly The Madster is excited
I don't get excited these days.
Being old and married sucks all the joy out of life
My lil profit of joy xxxx
Who rattled you cage xx
what it short stuff...i have a very long momeory and im bringing a very sharp sword......me lil chippolata"
Like ive said many many times promises promises the pissy posse are a bunch a old has beens that smell a wee and have bus passes xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?"
And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Quick, what lube should I get? Got to be something that I can get from Superdrug, LOL!
beef dripping from the butchers Pearl "
.
They smell awful, taste good though!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?
And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx
man slut "
You called??? xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out!
Have you seen those two in action?
Sloppy thirds for you then
**Maddie runs off and hides before HPC see's this post**"
*is putting itching powder on the sarong Maddie wants me to bring for her* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"will u tuck me up in bed wit h cocoa and a bedtime story
All you're likely to get is a slap and a bottle of champers placed stategically about your person if you ain't careful young man!
will u be providing lube xx
NO I will not be providing lube.
But Chameleons provide it, if you can get to the staff to ask before said bottle of champagne is rammed up your deriere
Please could it be a quality champayne please
i don't let any old muck up there lol x"
Cheap fizz is good enough for the Doris's |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Lol, oi I told you I am sticking to Pearl and Honeypot too!! I quite like the idea of wearing the boys out!
Have you seen those two in action?
Sloppy thirds for you then
**Maddie runs off and hides before HPC see's this post**
*is putting itching powder on the sarong Maddie wants me to bring for her*"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"LOL You are a star babes, so good of you to volunteer
Who wants to see Soapy do the first male Champagne fountain?
And who says i aint done one b 4 lol xx "
Is that the same as a champagne shower?
I'm new to this sorta thing, y'see. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Strategy for making the jelly.
Line cool box with plastic bag.
Pour in 9L of water from the tap.
Switch on cool box.
Melt the jelly blocks in large pan to make 14L of double concentrated jelly.
Allow the hot jelly to cool until lukewarm.
Pour cooled jelly into cool box.
Add the 5kg bag of icecube I have in the freezer to the cool box and mix well.
Tie the bag up securely.
Put the lid back on, and allow the jelly to cool overnight.
Job done.
And yes, I am anal! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Was at the club last night and it was on fire! Well not actually on fire but the action was hot,hot,hot! Oh and don't worry there will be plenty of black guys! Your all in for a great time on Sunday - see you all there! I'll be the one with the big grin on my face! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Sadly, because of annual family commitments, I was never even able to consider putting my name down for this
I just want to say to all of those going ... HAVE A BLOODY WONDERFULL TIME!!!  "
Please note....
I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Please note....
I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx
.
Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc... "
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Please note....
I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx
.
Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday."
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Please note....
I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx
.
Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday.
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx "
NO I won't be supplying crutches! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Please note....
I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx
.
Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday.
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx
NO I won't be supplying crutches! "
Ya would let me borra ya Zimmer thou wouldnt ya?? xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Please note....
I will NOT be responsible for the handova's on Monday morning xx
.
Or any upset tummy, sore butt/mouth/pussy/etc. etc...
I will NOT be held responsible for those that can't walk on Monday.
Mmm very cryptic cause ive heard rumours ya gonna break me legs xx
NO I won't be supplying crutches!
Ya would let me borra ya Zimmer thou wouldnt ya?? xx "
You'll have to nick one from another Doris...........
The posse have no need for such acutruments .... unless it's to chain a short Doris to ...... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx "
Piss off to bed ya little fart.......
You need your sleep ready for being whipped, chastised and generally abused tomorrow.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Oh yes sorry i forgot the double hip operation went well then hun xx
Piss off to bed ya little fart.......
You need your sleep ready for being whipped, chastised and generally abused tomorrow.
"
Ya wont recognise me im in disguise xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
NO, I can't give you directions, I don't know where you live.
NO I can't add you to the list, I closed it last night.
NO I don't know if the date you have chosen will turn up.
NO
NO
NO
FFS.......... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
