I guess a few of us either have a first name that is the same as a saint of a derivative of a saints name. So as there are so many saint catherine's i randomly chose one only to discover that one of the things she was patron of was "against sexual temptation"  |
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England's first name is either a) the name of a saint (said by his irish mother) or b) the name of a notorious I.R.A bomber (said by his Scottish father).
There's about 1000000000 saint with my name, thanks to Brazillian Catholics. |
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"England's first name is either a) the name of a saint (said by his irish mother) or b) the name of a notorious I.R.A bomber (said by his Scottish father).
There's about 1000000000 saint with my name, thanks to Brazillian Catholics."
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"St Christopher here, patron saint of travellers. They got that fookin right the amount of times I'm up and down that bloody motorway!! 
You spoilt my illusion wishy, what with you being a mere saint. Here was me thinking you where god almighty
I am. That bloke up there is just keeping my chair warm while I come down here to shag all you mere mortals. "
But didnt you know im immortal |
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"St Christopher here, patron saint of travellers. They got that fookin right the amount of times I'm up and down that bloody motorway!!
You spoilt my illusion wishy, what with you being a mere saint. Here was me thinking you where god almighty
I am. That bloke up there is just keeping my chair warm while I come down here to shag all you mere mortals.
But didnt you know im immortal "
I love funny typos - you've accidentally put an extra "t" in there! |
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"St Christopher here, patron saint of travellers. They got that fookin right the amount of times I'm up and down that bloody motorway!!
You spoilt my illusion wishy, what with you being a mere saint. Here was me thinking you where god almighty
I am. That bloke up there is just keeping my chair warm while I come down here to shag all you mere mortals.
But didnt you know im immortal
I love funny typos - you've accidentally put an extra "t" in there!"
How could anyone possibly say that about me |
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