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By *eizvoll OP Woman
over a year ago
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1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore
woman = time + money
2. "Time is money" so time = money, therefore
woman = money x money
OR
woman = (money)2
3. Money is the route of all problems
money = square route of problems
4. Conclusion
woman = problems
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The money/woman equation is best answered by the following ultimate laddish tale that tells of the night when a waiter delivering champagne to George Best's hotel room saw thousands of pounds of casino winnings and the current Miss World both arranged tastefully on the bed.
The scene prompted the legendary question: "Mr Best, where did it all go wrong?"
Years later, when reflecting on his lifestyle, "I spent 90% of my money on women, drink and fast cars. The rest I wasted."
Women are attracted to power, money is a by product of power, therefore it can be viewed by some that the money is what attracts the women, but it isn't, it's simply a bonus.
David Mellor is a recognised ugly bastard but look at the women he had fawning over him. He couldn't have pulled in a brothel if he wasn't who he was.
And lastly, Peter Crouch was famously asked what he'd be if he wasn't a famous, young & rich footballer, and he replied, "A virgin!"
Or maybe not, if today's papers are anything to go by. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ain't life a bitch?"
"1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore
woman = time + money
2. "Time is money" so time = money, therefore
woman = money x money
OR
woman = (money)2
3. Money is the route of all problems
money = square route of problems
4. Conclusion
woman = problems
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By *eizvoll OP Woman
over a year ago
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1. To find a woman you need time and money
Time to go shopping for shoes
Money for shoes
Problem?
Give her your credit card and sit and watch the footie in peace!
NO problem!
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I knew if I posted it on here someone clever would find the solution to the conclusion :D |
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