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over a year ago
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ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
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For me personnaly it would be...
1 Barak Obama
2 Eminem (hubby has man crush on him lol)
3 Jim Carrey (so funny)
4 Pink (so i could find out if shes bi)
5 Gordon Brown (kill him with food poisoning and do the country a favour)
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Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!) |
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"Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!)"
And then there is Sam Elliott from Roadhouse.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oooooooooooooooh you DO suprise me hunny!!!!
PMSL!!! think everyone will be suprised by that one eh???? mmmmm liam mmmmmmmmmmmm ffs im off again!! lolxx
x"
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rasputin(known dirty bastard) casenova (obviously)marquis de sade ,whoever wrote the kama sutra and last but not least henry the eighth (guess what mood we are in tonight)lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!)
And then there is Sam Elliott from Roadhouse.....
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Hmmmm of your list i would have to chat up Robert Carlyle and Amanda Redman!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"rasputin(known dirty bastard) casenova (obviously)marquis de sade ,whoever wrote the kama sutra and last but not least henry the eighth (guess what mood we are in tonight)lol "
errrrrrrrrrrrr intellectual????? lol xxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!)
And then there is Sam Elliott from Roadhouse.....
Hmmmm of your list i would have to chat up Robert Carlyle and Amanda Redman!!!"
robert wotsit..hes a real short arse!! he has a funny shaped bum too , have ya seen it in the full monty xxxxxxxxxxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!)
And then there is Sam Elliott from Roadhouse.....
Hmmmm of your list i would have to chat up Robert Carlyle and Amanda Redman!!!robert wotsit..hes a real short arse!! he has a funny shaped bum too , have ya seen it in the full monty xxxxxxxxxxx"
I thought he was quite cute- and he really reminds me of a man i shagged when i was only 17 (he was 38) who was also Scottish, and they used to be regualrs in my mums pub - and i got caught shagging him at a xmas party!!!!
LOL
They told my mum too!!!
SO embarrasing at the time.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!)
And then there is Sam Elliott from Roadhouse.....
Hmmmm of your list i would have to chat up Robert Carlyle and Amanda Redman!!!robert wotsit..hes a real short arse!! he has a funny shaped bum too , have ya seen it in the full monty xxxxxxxxxxx"
Yeah but if he came a knockin'..........
I would break my rules on short guys - end of!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ray Winstone
Robert Carlyle
Jason Orange (to find out if he's gay!!)
Beyonce (hopefully to find out she IS gay!)
Amanda Redman (She would be gay by the end of the night...... and so would I!!!!!!!!)
And then there is Sam Elliott from Roadhouse.....
Hmmmm of your list i would have to chat up Robert Carlyle and Amanda Redman!!!robert wotsit..hes a real short arse!! he has a funny shaped bum too , have ya seen it in the full monty xxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah but if he came a knockin'..........
I would break my rules on short guys - end of!!
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can i watch??? lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x"
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date"
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
those bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxx"
speak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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charles manson..geoff dahmer..ted bundy..hitler..donald neilson..fred west..and a big fuck off gun ...lololol..lush ..note...we have meat pies all the time |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxxspeak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0"
HA HA HA
I got 10 days off - i am away - so now play for TEN WHOLE DAYS!!!
And cant even take bunny - they are FARRRR to noisy for tents!!!
PMSL!!!
xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxxspeak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0
HA HA HA
I got 10 days off - i am away - so now play for TEN WHOLE DAYS!!!
And cant even take bunny - they are FARRRR to noisy for tents!!!
PMSL!!!
xx"
you have fingers dont ya!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxxspeak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0
HA HA HA
I got 10 days off - i am away - so now play for TEN WHOLE DAYS!!!
And cant even take bunny - they are FARRRR to noisy for tents!!!
PMSL!!!
xxyou have fingers dont ya!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxx"
Dont stop ME being noisy tho!!!
PMSL!!!! xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxxspeak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0
HA HA HA
I got 10 days off - i am away - so now play for TEN WHOLE DAYS!!!
And cant even take bunny - they are FARRRR to noisy for tents!!!
PMSL!!!
xxyou have fingers dont ya!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxx
Dont stop ME being noisy tho!!!
PMSL!!!! xxxx"
gag???? xx |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxxspeak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0
HA HA HA
I got 10 days off - i am away - so now play for TEN WHOLE DAYS!!!
And cant even take bunny - they are FARRRR to noisy for tents!!!
PMSL!!!
xxyou have fingers dont ya!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxx
Dont stop ME being noisy tho!!!
PMSL!!!! xxxxgag???? xx"
Bugger - not got one - where can i get one at short notice???
LOL xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Absolutely not!!!
You watch... you join in!!!
xxnot with robert..........pink??? liam???? jason orange ????? x
Ok I'll keep Robert "short arse (5'8" - not too short)" Carlyle busy while you have fun with the rest of my guests.
I'll do them at some later date
And THAT i CAN believe!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthose bloody tick boxes again!!! lol xx
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but the thing is - you start off with 10, then as you go on you realise you actually need to keep adding more as you tick em off!!!!
So she gonna be a busy girl for a little while!!!
PMSL xxxxspeak for urselfs ypu know im very niave and innocent ;0
HA HA HA
I got 10 days off - i am away - so now play for TEN WHOLE DAYS!!!
And cant even take bunny - they are FARRRR to noisy for tents!!!
PMSL!!!
xxyou have fingers dont ya!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxx
Dont stop ME being noisy tho!!!
PMSL!!!! xxxxgag???? xx
Bugger - not got one - where can i get one at short notice???
LOL xxx"
borrow mine |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Absolutely not!!!
Bugger - not got one - where can i get one at short notice???
LOL xxxborrow mine"
Right - am on a course tomoz....wonder how much of a detour it would be to come and get it..............lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well being as the ladies on here are having a phwoar factor with their dinner guests il change mine
liam
ian brown (sticks tongue out to kaz)
johnny depp
orlando bloom
joe hart |
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* Tony Robinson (Baldrick from Black Adder)
* Eddie Izzard (comedian with a strange sense of humour)
* Nelson Mandella (but would have to sit him on a commode I think)
* Pavarotti (just keep him away from the sweet trolley)
* My Dad
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"* Tony Robinson (Baldrick from Black Adder)
* Eddie Izzard (comedian with a strange sense of humour)
* Nelson Mandella (but would have to sit him on a commode I think)
* Pavarotti (just keep him away from the sweet trolley)
* My Dad
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Only you would pick a dead guy to come to dinner!! |
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"* Tony Robinson (Baldrick from Black Adder)
* Eddie Izzard (comedian with a strange sense of humour)
* Nelson Mandella (but would have to sit him on a commode I think)
* Pavarotti (just keep him away from the sweet trolley)
* My Dad
Only you would pick a dead guy to come to dinner!!"
i picked three in my original post....not into necrophilia.honest!!! well..........lol |
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"* Tony Robinson (Baldrick from Black Adder)
* Eddie Izzard (comedian with a strange sense of humour)
* Nelson Mandella (but would have to sit him on a commode I think)
* Pavarotti (just keep him away from the sweet trolley)
* My Dad
Only you would pick a dead guy to come to dinner!!"
Ohhh never read the critera, well, he would not eat much anyway then, so more for me!!!
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
over to you...."
Original question did say dead or alive.
I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xx |
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
over to you....
Original question did say dead or alive.
I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xx"
id make an exception |
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
over to you....
Original question did say dead or alive.
I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception"
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xx |
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
over to you....
Original question did say dead or alive.
I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xx"
wanna share??? lol xx |
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
over to you....
Original question did say dead or alive.
I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx"
You have him first |
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"ok........ya can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be..........dead or alive.......mine are:
LIAM!!!(for desert)
Oscar Wilde
Ray Winstone
William Shakespeare
Noel Coward
over to you....
Original question did say dead or alive.
I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first "
ok but i want him dressed as wolverine |
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I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first ok but i want him dressed as wolverine "
Tell you what ... I'll meet him first, get him into a good mood and sort it for you xxxxxx |
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I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first ok but i want him dressed as wolverine
Tell you what ... I'll meet him first, get him into a good mood and sort it for you xxxxxx"
Hey you two...get in the queue...Hugh Jackman was my pick !!!! |
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I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first ok but i want him dressed as wolverine
Tell you what ... I'll meet him first, get him into a good mood and sort it for you xxxxxx
Hey you two...get in the queue...Hugh Jackman was my pick !!!!"
Oi!! He's mine!!
I've even got permission of my 11 yr oldd to marry him - asd long as I don't have babies.... lol!!! |
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I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first ok but i want him dressed as wolverine
Tell you what ... I'll meet him first, get him into a good mood and sort it for you xxxxxx
Hey you two...get in the queue...Hugh Jackman was my pick !!!!
Oi!! He's mine!!
I've even got permission of my 11 yr oldd to marry him - asd long as I don't have babies.... lol!!!"
foursome mfff with hugh then ladies.........bollox to dinner eh??? lol x |
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I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first ok but i want him dressed as wolverine
Tell you what ... I'll meet him first, get him into a good mood and sort it for you xxxxxx
Hey you two...get in the queue...Hugh Jackman was my pick !!!!
Oi!! He's mine!!
I've even got permission of my 11 yr oldd to marry him - asd long as I don't have babies.... lol!!!foursome mfff with hugh then ladies.........bollox to dinner eh??? lol x"
you lot can all bugger off with hugh as long as you leave me alone with ian rob and fred xxx |
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I'm sticking with my 5. I did think about having Hugh Jackman (don't we all!!) but he's happily married and I don't do married men
xxid make an exception
Well I would too!! But ssshhhh don't tell anybody xxwanna share??? lol xx
You have him first ok but i want him dressed as wolverine
Tell you what ... I'll meet him first, get him into a good mood and sort it for you xxxxxx
Hey you two...get in the queue...Hugh Jackman was my pick !!!!
Oi!! He's mine!!
I've even got permission of my 11 yr oldd to marry him - asd long as I don't have babies.... lol!!!foursome mfff with hugh then ladies.........bollox to dinner eh??? lol xyou lot can all bugger off with hugh as long as you leave me alone with ian rob and fred xxx"
and it wont be food there eating lol |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx"
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx  |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx "
i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know"
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!"
OMGFG!!! lol |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!"
i think id enjoy that!! i know u wud......... |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lol"
PMSL! |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!i think id enjoy that!! i know u wud........."
I know he would!! |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!i think id enjoy that!! i know u wud........."
Forbidden fruit!!! lol!!
But oh so wrong!! |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lol"
to dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred "
OMFG i forgot fred!!! ffs!! i want fred i want fred |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know"
no no no you would have to reach high for the belt and zip to his cock..lolol |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i knowno no no you would have to reach high for the belt and zip to his cock..lolol"
i know a friend with a ladder xx |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred "
Check that .... my name in lights!!! Well as near as its ever gonna be!! xxxx |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred
Check that .... my name in lights!!! Well as near as its ever gonna be!! xxxx"
kaz here you hide your light under a bushel ...whatever a bushel is |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred
Check that .... my name in lights!!! Well as near as its ever gonna be!! xxxxkaz here you hide your light under a bushel ...whatever a bushel is "
Move the bushel and I'll shine
xxxxx
WTF is a bushel??? Somebody will come along soon with a Wikipedia answer!! lol!!! |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred
Check that .... my name in lights!!! Well as near as its ever gonna be!! xxxxkaz here you hide your light under a bushel ...whatever a bushel is "
is it the same as a wabbit? |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred
Check that .... my name in lights!!! Well as near as its ever gonna be!! xxxxkaz here you hide your light under a bushel ...whatever a bushel is is it the same as a wabbit? "
yes but only takes 4x AA batteries ..lolol |
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"You know....
Piers Morgan might just creep on to my list!!
Just a bit of "je ne sais quoi!!"
xx
Oh Im beginning to like him, just don't tell Diamond smiles as I rip the piss out of her as she has a massive crush on him lol xxx i must confess..............id quite like to perform oral sex on simon cowell....mmm mmm yes i know
That makes two of us!
OMGFG!!! lolto dinner for me would be you .xx debz.._adchick..miss under...estee and all thetrue possee now thats as good as it gets ...the starter ... and main coarse would be all the dorisses out there ...spit bones out then dessert would beall that we desire that we have talked about ..come on ian brown loloand fred
Check that .... my name in lights!!! Well as near as its ever gonna be!! xxxxkaz here you hide your light under a bushel ...whatever a bushel is is it the same as a wabbit? yes but only takes 4x AA batteries ..lolol"
i wont need the generator then ? |
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changed my mind again!! the guys from Miami Ink............particularly Chris..............sex on well tattoed legs mmmmmmmmmmmmFFS should be law against sexiness like that!! |
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over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Abby Titmuss (eye candy)
John Lennon (decent thought provoking conversation)
Samual Taylor Coleridge (to discuss the meaning of Kubla Khan)
My dad (some things left unsaid when he died)
Dale Winton (he's bound to offer to clear up) |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol"
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!! |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!"
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx"
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx"
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol"
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybe"
naa not the full suit u will look like a giant condom man lol
x |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybe
naa not the full suit u will look like a giant condom man lol
x"
That might just mean I come in a jiffy!!...and considering my age??? |
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For me...
1. Paolo Nuntini..superb vocalist.
2. Joe Pesci..would be a hoot.
3.Samia Smith..A wee darling.
4.Christine Bleakley..A big darling.
5. Big Fella OR Clint Eastwood,not sure which yet,who is the hardest?? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybe
naa not the full suit u will look like a giant condom man lol
x
That might just mean I come in a jiffy!!...and considering my age???"
il bring the recuss kit, zimmer frame , spare catheter n colostomy bag, instigel ( as its BF),incontinence pad as wen ya get excited ya always get leakage!! lol wow sounds like a dinner party to remember, for the other guests il bring something chocolately ..........mmmmmmmmmmmmeow!! |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol"
as long as you dont ask me to cook it too youre on lol xx |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybe"
lol chicken!!! o god i didnt mention the chicken again aaaaggghh!! |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybelol chicken!!! o god i didnt mention the chicken again aaaaggghh!!"
absoulty no chicken on the menu thank you!!! pmsl
xx |
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"1 notts cpl
2 honey pot couple
3 big fella
4 rob n kaz
5 missunderstood
now that would be a dinner to remember
ps the list could go on lol
Ohhhhhhhhh, I will bring the ASDA Vodka!!
ill provide the dinoshapes then lol
xx
And as promised I will pop to Homebase for the plastic sheeting!! xx
see if they sell snorkels aswell lol
Might just go for the full sub aqua suit, safer all round maybelol chicken!!! o god i didnt mention the chicken again aaaaggghh!!
absoulty no chicken on the menu thank you!!! pmsl
xx"
just lots and lots of finger food lol |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxx"
bloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxxbloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change "
im saying nothin!! |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxxbloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change "
I will speak when I am spoken to ... lol |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxxbloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change im saying nothin!!"
and that will make a change too xxx |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxxbloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change
I will speak when I am spoken to ... lol"
mouth too full ov fizz? |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxxbloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change
I will speak when I am spoken to ... lolmouth too full ov fizz? "
fizzy what lol |
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"we are taking elecution lessons so we can attend your posh ball lol
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You know it is this year not 2012so am i!! lol xxxxxxbloody hell ill just keep my mouth closed ...for a change
I will speak when I am spoken to ... lolmouth too full ov fizz? "
Definitely fizz and probably a cocktail sausage!! xxxx |
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"Angelsofthernorth:
How yee waitaaa, gan and get me and wor lass some Vodka like!
Missunderstood :
Busttiiiing, tara a bit"
lol u know us soo well all ready x |
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"Angelsofthernorth:
How yee waitaaa, gan and get me and wor lass some Vodka like!
Missunderstood :
Busttiiiing, tara a bit"
oi u f**ker i dont talk like that as u well know!! oooooooooooh u will pay for that one!! |
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"Angelsofthernorth:
How yee waitaaa, gan and get me and wor lass some Vodka like!
Missunderstood :
Busttiiiing, tara a bitoi u f**ker i dont talk like that as u well know!! oooooooooooh u will pay for that one!!"
only if i can watch lol xxxx and you 2 arent fighting over dinner table i hope ..... xx |
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"Angelsofthernorth:
How yee waitaaa, gan and get me and wor lass some Vodka like!
Missunderstood :
Busttiiiing, tara a bitoi u f**ker i dont talk like that as u well know!! oooooooooooh u will pay for that one!!only if i can watch lol xxxx and you 2 arent fighting over dinner table i hope ..... xx"
no il just render him helpless later xx |
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"can I help xxxxnow theres an idea lol il PM ya!!"
He's a big lad! Height wise!!!
Give me a shout if you need a spare pair of hands. Between the 3 of us............... |
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"can I help xxxxnow theres an idea lol il PM ya!!
He's a big lad! Height wise!!!
Give me a shout if you need a spare pair of hands. Between the 3 of us..............."
horny thought for the day!! xxxxxxx |
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