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The Dickhead of the Day Award goes to....
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Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"
I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'" |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"
I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'""
oooooooooooooh i really hope he mails me , im just in the mood today  |
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"Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"
I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'"oooooooooooooh i really hope he mails me , im just in the mood today "
oooh! god help him if he does!. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Ooowww I've not had a real dickhead mail me for ages, so it was a pleasant suprise today to be told...."fat middleage women dont seem to like young dick that has stamina"
I of course replied (as soooo many guys bitch on about not replying being rude)... "you seem to have missed the word 'heads' from after the word 'dick'"oooooooooooooh i really hope he mails me , im just in the mood today
oooh! god help him if he does!. "
whatever do you mean ????!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol i hada wee fanny email me
last week he was wanting cam fun
so i kindly told him if he wasnt
thick an could read 2 go read my profile
an he kindly told me cause i was
old an fat he thought he just give me
some young cock lol he then was told he
can go stick his cock up his arse an
fuck himself cause if he was gonna talk
2 fems in that manner then it would be
only fuck he gonna get xx |
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"lol i hada wee fanny email me
last week he was wanting cam fun
so i kindly told him if he wasnt
thick an could read 2 go read my profile
an he kindly told me cause i was
old an fat he thought he just give me
some young cock lol he then was told he
can go stick his cock up his arse an
fuck himself cause if he was gonna talk
2 fems in that manner then it would be
only fuck he gonna get xx"
i'm sure there is a poem in there somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol i hada wee fanny email me
last week he was wanting cam fun
so i kindly told him if he wasnt
thick an could read 2 go read my profile
an he kindly told me cause i was
old an fat he thought he just give me
some young cock lol he then was told he
can go stick his cock up his arse an
fuck himself cause if he was gonna talk
2 fems in that manner then it would be
only fuck he gonna get xx"
That hurt my eyes reading that but i understood it anyway 
Holds my gonads and runs....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"only way to tell people stunna... I am glad i have not been rebuffed due to my ignorance as yet lol by the way......  "
I've been told to fook off loads of times  .....mostly by Kate  |
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"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx "
Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,
But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.
But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.
Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx
Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,
But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.
But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.
Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!"
you creep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx
Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,
But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.
But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.
Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!"
aww chatty thats so kind of u
thats it ur balls r safe for now lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont read it then..run forest run lol xx
Stunna is a playful gal and she likes to have her say,
But if a man should try to talk he know's hes gonna pay.
But without her here the posts would die and and then we'd all be sad.
Our time with her up on this wall is the best we've ever had!!
you creep "
pmsl@stu xx |
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"I am aiming so much higher than this......I want dickhead of the decade award "
I'd have thought after missing out on even getting to the quarter finals of Muppet of the Millennium... you would have learnt to set your sights a little lower. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am aiming so much higher than this......I want dickhead of the decade award
I'd have thought after missing out on even getting to the quarter finals of Muppet of the Millennium... you would have learnt to set your sights a little lower."
I never learn  |
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"Can we have a condescending twat of the week award too?
Do you have any nominations?i have a list
I thought we agreed that would remain a secret?  "
In cyber space no one can hear you scream.... but we can send eachother lists pretty easy |
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"*note to self, add an extra category*
Let me help you out...
c-o-n-d-e-s-c-e-n-d-i-n-g
You're welcome.no that was my original one, for you, something different  "
Ahhhh allow me to suggest one for him....
n-o-s-e-x-l-i-s-t |
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i think award should go to the chap who mailed and asked to meet that nite. when advised my profile states i dont do last minute meets and he should in fact read profiles his replie was .... i did and ur loss anyway for being so up urself !( yes im felxiable but def no THAT flexible lol !!!)
i just wet myself at his lil temper tantrum and assured him that i was willing to take that risk of not meeting such a wonder and eliquent catch on the site lol !!
rest assured i wasnt loosing any sleep last nite wondering if i had made the right decsion lol !!
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I have a vision in my head of a few guys getting into the pool thinking it's gonna be sexual and erotic rolling around with a women in the jelly..... suddenly realising they are gonna be farting raspberry Chivers for a week  "
I share your concerns. Plus, the coldness will have an alarming effect.
But, since I'm on the no sex list already, what have I got to lose? |
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"I have a vision in my head of a few guys getting into the pool thinking it's gonna be sexual and erotic rolling around with a women in the jelly..... suddenly realising they are gonna be farting raspberry Chivers for a week "
exactly...i can still hear diamonds plaintive voice declaring " I've got jelly up my chuff" last time the jelly was out ! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I have a vision in my head of a few guys getting into the pool thinking it's gonna be sexual and erotic rolling around with a women in the jelly..... suddenly realising they are gonna be farting raspberry Chivers for a week
exactly...i can still hear diamonds plaintive voice declaring " I've got jelly up my chuff" last time the jelly was out !"
Thats not quite as bad as where Debz had fruit cocktail !!!! |
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