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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
A couple gets in touch and the bloke is such a munter that it puts you into therapy.
You see a couple and the woman looks ok til you get up close and she has polyfiller instead of foundation to cover up the wrinkles.
Your hubby is getting down and dirty with the woman and he can't find her flaps cus her boobs are covering the entrance.
The hubby only has 2"
The hubby is impotent
They are both fecking disgusting but don't get the hint when you completely ignore them for the 100th time at chameleons.
When the woman thinks she is the bee's knee's and carries on like one of those whinging dolls you used to pull the string out of.
When the hubb is smells of BO.
or my favourite.....
When they are such slappers they will shag 'literally' anything and make it seem like your the one with issues.
Next.............. |
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over a year ago
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This has got to be a guess who thread....
Now then.. we'll be needing clues.
i've not seen any arguements happening lately sooooo my guess will be .............................
Nope no names pmsl xx |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"This has got to be a guess who thread....
Now then.. we'll be needing clues.
i've not seen any arguements happening lately sooooo my guess will be .............................
Nope no names pmsl xx"
Honestly Notts........... you are such a blokey
You gotta tell summat you hate.!
Play nicely now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when you get chatting to a nice couple,both look lovely and it turns out he only watches while his wife has all the fun.....its a quick see ya later from us lol
I refuse to be watched by men who don't join in
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"I hate it when you get chatting to a nice couple,both look lovely and it turns out he only watches while his wife has all the fun....."
or if he does try to join in he can't get it up ... was thinking of posting this as a new thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when you get chatting to a nice couple,both look lovely and it turns out he only watches while his wife has all the fun.....
or if he does try to join in he can't get it up ... was thinking of posting this as a new thread lol"
That can be nerves and although its frustrating I would feel more sorry than angry at the poor guy...They must feel mortified if that happens aaawwww |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"I hate it when you get chatting to a nice couple,both look lovely and it turns out he only watches while his wife has all the fun.....
or if he does try to join in he can't get it up ... was thinking of posting this as a new thread lol"
I hear ya on that one!!
Or they let you know when you get to their house, that HE won't be playing due to his medical condition ensuring he can't get a fecking stiffy!
As for the above........ we've been through them all! |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I hate it when you get chatting to a nice couple,both look lovely and it turns out he only watches while his wife has all the fun.....
or if he does try to join in he can't get it up ... was thinking of posting this as a new thread lol
That can be nerves and although its frustrating I would feel more sorry than angry at the poor guy...They must feel mortified if that happens aaawwww "
Oi.........soppys have to join the Doris's.
Behave woman!!!! You are the second in command for the Pussy Posse and your leader orders you to toughen up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when you get chatting to a nice couple,both look lovely and it turns out he only watches while his wife has all the fun.....
or if he does try to join in he can't get it up ... was thinking of posting this as a new thread lol
That can be nerves and although its frustrating I would feel more sorry than angry at the poor guy...They must feel mortified if that happens aaawwww
Oi.........soppys have to join the Doris's.
Behave woman!!!! You are the second in command for the Pussy Posse and your leader orders you to toughen up!"
Straightens up,click heels, salutes and shouts Mistress Yes Mistress!! hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi... you lot. Mean witches pmsl...
Ok here ya go, when we first started swinging.. it was almost 5 months before I could keep one up all night.. I genuinely couldn't believe the women fancied me at all... seriously! When I actually realised some, yes some did find me attractive.. I relaxed more and bingo..
Were not fookin robots ya know.. |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Oi... you lot. Mean witches pmsl...
Ok here ya go, when we first started swinging.. it was almost 5 months before I could keep one up all night.. I genuinely couldn't believe the women fancied me at all... seriously! When I actually realised some, yes some did find me attractive.. I relaxed more and bingo..
Were not fookin robots ya know.."
Awwwww Notts...... I don't know where your insecurities come from. Your both fecking gorgeous.
And as for the robots bit.....
Yes you are and the quicker you lot learn that the better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi... you lot. Mean witches pmsl...
Ok here ya go, when we first started swinging.. it was almost 5 months before I could keep one up all night.. I genuinely couldn't believe the women fancied me at all... seriously! When I actually realised some, yes some did find me attractive.. I relaxed more and bingo..
Were not fookin robots ya know.."
Aaaaww im not a mean witch I stuck up for the poor guys...then I got called a doris pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well... I always knew i was ok.. Never an issue with Mrs Notts.. Just when you know.. some stranger was taking advantage pmsl...
Thank God it passed...
Seriously Honest to God.. I just couldn't get over the fact women actually wanted me lol... |
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"Oi... you lot. Mean witches pmsl...
Ok here ya go, when we first started swinging.. it was almost 5 months before I could keep one up all night.. I genuinely couldn't believe the women fancied me at all... seriously! When I actually realised some, yes some did find me attractive.. I relaxed more and bingo..
Were not fookin robots ya know..
Aaaaww im not a mean witch I stuck up for the poor guys...then I got called a doris pmsl"
yeahhh you make one mistake as a bloke and they fecking pounce on ya ....i saw one bloke wanking like crazy tryin to get it up as a woam n was on all 4s waiting ....and you just knew the more he did the farther away he was getting .,..in the end i just said ffs chill out man lye back and take a bj off her ...no pressure .,...and within 5 it was all systems go and she was happy ...ya got to chill out maddy ....i told ya ..pmsl |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Well... I always knew i was ok.. Never an issue with Mrs Notts.. Just when you know.. some stranger was taking advantage pmsl...
Thank God it passed...
Seriously Honest to God.. I just couldn't get over the fact women actually wanted me lol..."
Wuss...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well... I always knew i was ok.. Never an issue with Mrs Notts.. Just when you know.. some stranger was taking advantage pmsl...
Thank God it passed...
Seriously Honest to God.. I just couldn't get over the fact women actually wanted me lol..."
We were like that at the start well especially me...even now I can be like that,and I think hang on a minute this is a wind up... but I think its natural is'nt it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well... I always knew i was ok.. Never an issue with Mrs Notts.. Just when you know.. some stranger was taking advantage pmsl...
Thank God it passed...
Seriously Honest to God.. I just couldn't get over the fact women actually wanted me lol...
Wuss...!"
Shurrup....
I'm human .... And soon got over it lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell you what I hate it when you open a profile and the pics look like your grandparents. :D
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When you joking comment on pic's, get slagged off for having a laff and get banned.(Well susspended) |
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When the profile description sounds great "she is sexy, petite" then when you see a pic you just have to wonder which limb they ment, as you can see damn well your arms can't reach that far around her...
or when you see the thumbnail pic and only look at the profile, to check if thats a bricky in a wig, or realy is the suposedly sexy female half :P |
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Or the mail saying "Hi saw your profile, take a look at ours, we look and sound very similar to you guys" only to see a profile that may rezemble you in 20yrs or if you had grown up as wayne and wayneta of harry enfield... |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"When the profile description sounds great "she is sexy, petite" then when you see a pic you just have to wonder which limb they ment, as you can see damn well your arms can't reach that far around her...
or when you see the thumbnail pic and only look at the profile, to check if thats a bricky in a wig, or realy is the suposedly sexy female half :P"
Excellent...........
I've not encoutered the first one yet.
I'll let you all know when I do...
And NOTTS........ you'd only have to emigrate my darling Doris.... so man up mate!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or when you delete your profile to one line only saying you're not meeting right now and get lots of messages from people saying how much they like your profile and do you want to meet?? |
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"A couple gets in touch and the bloke is such a munter that it puts you into therapy.
You see a couple and the woman looks ok til you get up close and she has polyfiller instead of foundation to cover up the wrinkles.
Your hubby is getting down and dirty with the woman and he can't find her flaps cus her boobs are covering the entrance.
The hubby only has 2"
The hubby is impotent
They are both fecking disgusting but don't get the hint when you completely ignore them for the 100th time at chameleons.
When the woman thinks she is the bee's knee's and carries on like one of those whinging dolls you used to pull the string out of.
When the hubb is smells of BO.
or my favourite.....
When they are such slappers they will shag 'literally' anything and make it seem like your the one with issues.
Next.............."
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Not like you to be so nice about people you dont want to shag maddie. You forgot to say they also have skin like a rhino if they havent taken the hint by nowxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the profile description sounds great "she is sexy, petite" then when you see a pic you just have to wonder which limb they ment, as you can see damn well your arms can't reach that far around her...
or when you see the thumbnail pic and only look at the profile, to check if thats a bricky in a wig, or realy is the suposedly sexy female half :P
Excellent...........
I've not encoutered the first one yet.
I'll let you all know when I do...
And NOTTS........ you'd only have to emigrate my darling Doris.... so man up mate!!!!"
Few things make me shake.... Very few.
But.............. |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"A couple gets in touch and the bloke is such a munter that it puts you into therapy.
You see a couple and the woman looks ok til you get up close and she has polyfiller instead of foundation to cover up the wrinkles.
Your hubby is getting down and dirty with the woman and he can't find her flaps cus her boobs are covering the entrance.
The hubby only has 2"
The hubby is impotent
They are both fecking disgusting but don't get the hint when you completely ignore them for the 100th time at chameleons.
When the woman thinks she is the bee's knee's and carries on like one of those whinging dolls you used to pull the string out of.
When the hubb is smells of BO.
or my favourite.....
When they are such slappers they will shag 'literally' anything and make it seem like your the one with issues.
Next..............
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Not like you to be so nice about people you dont want to shag maddie. You forgot to say they also have skin like a rhino if they havent taken the hint by nowxx"
Notts called me the milk of human kindness in another thread Diamond......
So I put my nice head on!
hahahhahahahhahahahahhaha
Come on Karen...... you must have had a few as well........ spill...!!! |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"When the profile description sounds great "she is sexy, petite" then when you see a pic you just have to wonder which limb they ment, as you can see damn well your arms can't reach that far around her...
or when you see the thumbnail pic and only look at the profile, to check if thats a bricky in a wig, or realy is the suposedly sexy female half :P
Excellent...........
I've not encoutered the first one yet.
I'll let you all know when I do...
And NOTTS........ you'd only have to emigrate my darling Doris.... so man up mate!!!!
Few things make me shake.... Very few.
But.............. "
Yeessssssssssssssssssssssssss ???? |
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The worst i had was years ago, i used to speak to a guy on line, is pic looked ok. I was going to a party at my friends and he said he would pick me up from the station. Oh my fucking god, he was the most vile disgusting thing you have ever seen and i had to sit cooped up in a car with him for about half an hour and he kept trying it on. When we got to my friends i said to him that i had never been insulted, did he really think that i would go with him. He never turned up at the party at night lol |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"The worst i had was years ago, i used to speak to a guy on line, is pic looked ok. I was going to a party at my friends and he said he would pick me up from the station. Oh my fucking god, he was the most vile disgusting thing you have ever seen and i had to sit cooped up in a car with him for about half an hour and he kept trying it on. When we got to my friends i said to him that i had never been insulted, did he really think that i would go with him. He never turned up at the party at night lol"
And my quote for this week, on behalf of Diamond is........
"There's a munter round every corner"
**or on a large percentage of profiles on FAB**
**rolls eyes, whistles, and clears off**
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Met a guy once who sounded and looked great, chatted for a while and spoke on the phone etc and thought, ok lets go for it.
I didnt meet him at home but sort of round the corner.
Deep down i must of known something was amiss....
Gets into car and oh my god !!!
it was like thing out the adams family and stink ! phewwwwwwwwwie
So quick head on, i said "ive only come to let you know i cant meet and didnt wanna be impolite in not turning up etc etc and byeeee
He says "well before ya go can ya suck this"
I turned in his direction and he had his dick in his hands....
ohhhhhhh gross.
Needless to say i ran like buggery all the way home. lmao |
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"Met a guy once who sounded and looked great, chatted for a while and spoke on the phone etc and thought, ok lets go for it.
I didnt meet him at home but sort of round the corner.
Deep down i must of known something was amiss....
Gets into car and oh my god !!!
it was like thing out the adams family and stink ! phewwwwwwwwwie
So quick head on, i said "ive only come to let you know i cant meet and didnt wanna be impolite in not turning up etc etc and byeeee
He says "well before ya go can ya suck this"
I turned in his direction and he had his dick in his hands....
ohhhhhhh gross.
Needless to say i ran like buggery all the way home. lmao "
you promised you wouldnt tell .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I hate it when blokes manage to mail.. and sneakily ask me to meet up as no one will ever know.. they are just passing pmsl...
Theres a story in there somewhere ... mind, there always is lol.
Assumptions assumptions lol.. |
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"I hate it when blokes manage to mail.. and sneakily ask me to meet up as no one will ever know.. they are just passing pmsl...
Theres a story in there somewhere ... mind, there always is lol.
Assumptions assumptions lol.."
yeah notts i bet your missus hates it too ....pmsl |
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I hate it when a couple agree to swap but after he's 'settled' nicely into Siren and is humping happily away and I go to fuck his partner she suddenly says no.
It's happened once in a club and I got pretty pissed off as we had made it clear we expected full swap and they said ok. It appears that they just wanted to get hold of Siren. |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I hate it when a couple agree to swap but after he's 'settled' nicely into Siren and is humping happily away and I go to fuck his partner she suddenly says no.
It's happened once in a club and I got pretty pissed off as we had made it clear we expected full swap and they said ok. It appears that they just wanted to get hold of Siren."
She is rather lovely though!
But thats just so 'not cricket' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate it when blokes manage to mail.. and sneakily ask me to meet up as no one will ever know.. they are just passing pmsl...
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Oh - I (dammie) love it when that happens.
Especially when people stress in their initial message just how discreet they can be if "I" need it ............ pmsl
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"I hate it when blokes manage to mail.. and sneakily ask me to meet up as no one will ever know.. they are just passing pmsl...
Oh - I (dammie) love it when that happens.
Especially when people stress in their initial message just how discreet they can be if "I" need it ............ pmsl
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I often have to agree lol... Let them make complete and utter arses of themselves willingly...
Lets face it.. If they don't actually ask.. (Who) why bother to tell em lol... |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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took a lady to a party and she spent all night playing with every male there exept me.
and could not understand why i was a bit pissed off then had the nerve to thank me for a great night w.t.f. |
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And if i did tell anything it would such a better experience to that sorry tale