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"When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire Discuss..." you on the pull again BG? | |||
"When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire Discuss... you on the pull again BG?" Yup, I will be there in 4 hours x | |||
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"Well this is true .... I especially liked the bit about the spear in the back, although I would add that you forgot the testicles in a mincer, sharp sticks in the eyes, a healthy dose of "it's all your fault" and a javelin through the head .............. ooooerrr! I need a rest lol xxx" Aaahhh Serens........ You are sooooo lovely really. Mind you, I've seen you in action. I sat in the corner and took notes! | |||
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"he he maddy you know I'm all sweetness and virtue really lol xxx" Thank you for allowing me to spit coffee all over my lappy....... Virtue......... honestly!!! hehehehhehehehehhehe I still luvs ya mmmmwwwaaahhh xxx | |||
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"When a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features However, when a woman is menstruating, she is more attracted to a man who has black tape across his mouth, a long spear lodged in his back and is on fire Discuss..." isnt it just before the BIG M they turn into the terminator and you see lots of guys in the park walking the dog to get some rest. i think they should all have historectomies at 30 either that or some serious sedatives for that week ...or maybe a new punishment based on the roman way ....toss the crims in a cage with menstrually challenged women. bet the crime rate would drop  | |||
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"soz im even bleedin worse (pardon the pun ) lol i get even hornier an want some rugged lad to come an get me lol sioux x" Ewww... pmsl. | |||
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"It did say Ladies in the title you know.... pmsl" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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"Confucious say .... _leasuredome beware of falling wheelbarrows "as long as debs was in it i dont think i would care | |||
"Confucious say .... _leasuredome beware of falling wheelbarrows
as long as debs was in it i dont think i would care "Soft landing anyway | |||
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I rest my case... | |||
"Amazing, there are a couple of blokes on here... statistically some of us girls MUST be menstruating right now... so why ahve we not kebabbed those buggers yet? Must be their sense of humour which, for once, is not located in their bollox... I rest my case..."We haven't kebabed them yet cus the screams echo in the day time and disturb the neighbours. We wait til it's dark to exact our revenge. hehehehhehehehehehehhehe | |||
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"Its ok, he means mentally challenged... will explain the difference later , babe " either way you belong in a padded cell | |||
"Am a LADY of little words today!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Little words...... Today!! Yeah... Ok babes x | |||
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"I am always ready to be swept off my feet by a tall dark stranger - menstruating or not!" Thats me fooked on two counts then pmsl.... | |||
"I... and take notice... agree with _leasuredome for once... Us girls should be in the padded cell... for thre we are safe from their chest inflating, chest beating attempts to impress us... "its you women always trying to inflate there chests with bags of silicon ...not us ...cheeky | |||
"I... and take notice... agree with _leasuredome for once... Us girls should be in the padded cell... for thre we are safe from their chest inflating, chest beating attempts to impress us... "Ohhhh Please lol... Real men such as PD and of course myself never set out to impress... We just do it naturally. Sit back... relax, let it happen hun... pmsl xx | |||
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"Actually, just been reading the initial "challenge" again... Think Bigfella means "rigid" not rugged... what you reckon , girls????" mention a long spear and you all think the same ...... | |||
"And on that note... seeing as PD and her highness are acquainted... and aquanted well.. Shuts up for the second ime tonight ff's lol... " trust me mate you need a chair and a whip with this one .... | |||
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"This is why its so un-natural for a man to have just one woman lol... (Pokes Pokes) If the natural order of thing were to follow.. we'd all have two or even three or more wives (In case of synchronised pmt) Just a thought Ladies.. x Grrrrrrr " | |||
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"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl" Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! | |||
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"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!" Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl" Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!!" That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? " Right...which one of you 3 said that then??? | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!" Oi Oi BF calm down... breath....and take another prozac! | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? Right...which one of you 3 said that then???" Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? Right...which one of you 3 said that then??? Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x" Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples! | |||
"Maddy babe .... I'll pick you up after dark on me broomstick, bring your javelin and I'll bring the hot poker .... mwa ha ha ha ha " Your on honey...... Can I bring the egg whisk, cheese grater and the bucket of hot tar???? can I? can I? huh huh | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? Right...which one of you 3 said that then??? Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples!" On that note, my natural  emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? Right...which one of you 3 said that then??? Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples! On that note, my natural emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man"I must get the software checked out, because it just said the word empathy, yet your profile says female, so there must be a malfunction | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? Right...which one of you 3 said that then??? Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples! On that note, my natural emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man"All men are disabled......... They all have the male gene...... it generally kicks in to stupidity mode when females talk about shoes! | |||
"oh dear , you cannot call them worms, those poor poor men...? We like them, after all dont we..? And if they are coming out of their habitat from time to time, by permission only, of course, we should make them feel welcome pmsl Moods??...fucking moods, don't be stupid you blonde bitch, we never have FUCKINGGG MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!! Now now.... I resent being called blonde.... it implies I am stupid pmsl Nooooo, I was talking about the other blonde bint, but now you come to mention it!!!! That is even worse.... you are cross-eyed as a result of too much???? Right...which one of you 3 said that then??? Oh dear, I am sorry as clearly hearing is affect as well... Nobody spoke, my dear man, we all chose to write... ouch x Well, I have the voice activated forum post software fitted to my PC, so when I click on the posts, a Stephen Hawkins like voice reads the post to me, simples! On that note, my natural emapthy comes in, I would never be horrible to be a disabled man
I must get the software checked out, because it just said the word empathy, yet your profile says female, so there must be a malfunction"I know, I have not had them removed yet... and the voice is still quite deep... | |||
