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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was snowin a wee bit here yesterday!! in ayrshire! and last few mornings have been frosty xx
the wife's been frosty for quite some time now. "
with your sense of humor its hardly surprising  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :
Force 100 gail!!
Nuclear fallout --BOOM!
190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!! 
Big snowfall of 800 tons!
Wowsers!!
ps i still alive!
funny or wot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol
Cars werent allowed on the road!!
 mao lol "
do you get this material from the local social club, certainly sounds like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :
Force 100 gail!!
Nuclear fallout --BOOM!
190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!
Big snowfall of 800 tons!
Wowsers!!
ps i still alive!
funny or wot? "
Some people think I'm bonkers, But I just think I'm free.
Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :
Force 100 gail!!
Nuclear fallout --BOOM!
190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!
Big snowfall of 800 tons!
Wowsers!!
ps i still alive!
funny or wot?
Some people think I'm bonkers, But I just think I'm free.
Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me!
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erm, may I point out a thing or two? |
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"Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol
Cars werent allowed on the road!!
mao lol "
yopu'll have to walk to work, or ride a lava flow, that would be novel
can't have you taking time off work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that was strange to hear that u2,,,Cause in Huthwaite (mansfield) ,,,I seen summat really unusual,,,,,I had a :
Force 100 gail!!
Nuclear fallout --BOOM!
190 degrees in the sunhine OUCH!!
Big snowfall of 800 tons!
Wowsers!!
ps i still alive!
funny or wot?
Some people think I'm bonkers, But I just think I'm free.
Man I'm just living my life, there's nothing crazy about me!
erm, may I point out a thing or two? "
I don't feel there is a need Mally 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plus i had a Volcanoe errupting!! outside my house!! lol lol
Cars werent allowed on the road!!
mao lol
yopu'll have to walk to work, or ride a lava flow, that would be novel
can't have you taking time off work "
you taking the piss?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?
no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one "
you chuk nuns??  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?
no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one
you chuk nuns?? xx"
if they piss me off yeah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heart attack!!
I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?
Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!
before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heart attack!!
I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?
Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!
before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol
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You like a heart attack?
Has anyone seen anything on the news about a prisoner escaping from Broadmoor?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anyone know if you can have an heart attack from laughing too much?
no heard of it, but 2 mins with me and my nunchuks will give ya one
you chuk nuns?? xx
if they piss me off yeah "
ohhh your goin to the burny place!!
and so is him!! and me!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you chuk nuns??
Ive got a nun chuk 4 the nintendo wii if thats wot u mean?? lol
I like a nun chuk---i like a chuk nun but which is better---Only 1 way to find out ---FIGHT!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heart attack!!
I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?
Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!
before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol
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ok, you clearly have issues which i really cant be arsed addressing here, your jokes are repetitive, you clearly dont go out on a saturday night, and probably spend more time at bingo with your mum (who was a crap shag by the way), than socialize with friends. |
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"Heart attack!!
I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?
Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!
before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol
ok, you clearly have issues which i really cant be arsed addressing here, your jokes are repetitive, you clearly dont go out on a saturday night, and probably spend more time at bingo with your mum (who was a crap shag by the way), than socialize with friends. "
my mum wasn't a crap shag.
All my fathers, and uncles, say so.
She would be now though, well burnt.
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"Heart attack!!
I like a heart attack ,,,i like to laugh to much---but which one is better?
Only 1 way to find out---FIGHT!!!!!
before things escalate---up a escaltator!! lol
ok, you clearly have issues which i really cant be arsed addressing here, your jokes are repetitive, you clearly dont go out on a saturday night, and probably spend more time at bingo with your mum (who was a crap shag by the way), than socialize with friends. "
u are being just as much as a prick as him, both of ya having little digs like school kids man, the only thing i dont get is, why just cos u dont find his jokes funny does that give u the right to start being a bitch too?
man no wonder i gonna be a lessa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"u are being just as much as a prick as him, both of ya having little digs like school kids man, the only thing i dont get is, why just cos u dont find his jokes funny does that give u the right to start being a bitch too?
man no wonder i gonna be a lessa "
haha you took ya time throwing your two pennith in, been waiting all afternoon for it |
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"u are being just as much as a prick as him, both of ya having little digs like school kids man, the only thing i dont get is, why just cos u dont find his jokes funny does that give u the right to start being a bitch too?
man no wonder i gonna be a lessa
haha you took ya time throwing your two pennith in, been waiting all afternoon for it "
well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble! "
thats a wasted question cause I already know its me |
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"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!
thats a wasted question cause I already know its me "
darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!
thats a wasted question cause I already know its me
darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head "
ooohhhh miawoo!!!!!!!!!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!
thats a wasted question cause I already know its me
darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head "
ahh, you noticed, I placed it there so you could sit on it! |
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Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...
[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut
Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?
[Chorus]
Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, I'm a nut! |
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"well i been waiting for one of u to start with i got the bigger cock row next... but got bored so decied to make more trouble!
thats a wasted question cause I already know its me
darling i was not talking about the one placed on ya head
ahh, you noticed, I placed it there so you could sit on it!"
ur quite smart, u knew u would only get a head fuck out of me eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...
[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut
Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?
[Chorus]
Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, I'm a nut! "
Don't you fucking start!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah edd Balls that mp ,,,,did get shouted at in the school footy team?
oi edd balls ---"head the ball" lol
same as Sir Chris hoy----hoy oi on yer bike! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom...
[Chorus]
I'm a nut, I'm a nut
My live don't ever get in a rut, whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop
The head on my shoulders is sorta loose
And I ain't got the sense God gave a goose
Lord, I ain't crazy, but ...I'm a nut
Is is wetter under water, if you're there when it rains?
Is it shorter to New York, than it is by a plane?
Between myself and I, I wonder who's the dumber
Is it hotter down south, than it is in the summer?
[Chorus]
Oh, crazy man! I'm a nut!
Oh, Lordy, Lordy Lordy, Lordy
I'm crazy, I'm a nut!
OMG!!! that sounds like that "Scatman song" Im a scat man from the 90s!! lol
I dont mean that scat that u know of! lol
that song --u know beeeee booopppa baaa!! lol |
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"Yeah edd Balls that mp ,,,,did get shouted at in the school footy team?
oi edd balls ---"head the ball" lol
same as Sir Chris hoy----hoy oi on yer bike! lol "
puts Leroy Pullins and WMP on repeat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting back to the thread ... I`ve known snow on May 2nd back in the late 1970`s/early 1980`s .... and I`m talking about Skegness, not the Moorlands!
Just ONE BIG lol !! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"i saw two sworn enemies all lovey dovey on tv today aka clegg and cameroon on telly ,,, jeeze seen it all now "
was on the radio about them two new bum chums - and bought up about what they hae said about each other before.
One calling the other the worlds biggest joke and now they best buddies - funny as fuck.
THEY are the biggest joke,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw an ugly Commando and my soldiers actually managed NOT to lose anything today.......
I'm totally shocked
if they are all going Commando - surely they have nothing to loose????"
If they are going commando surely EVERYTHING is loose....
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I saw an ugly Commando and my soldiers actually managed NOT to lose anything today.......
I'm totally shocked
if they are all going Commando - surely they have nothing to loose????
If they are going commando surely EVERYTHING is loose....
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good point.
Hope its not cold there so that Maddie gets an eye full!!!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Wee Review???
Its slightly yellow, warm when first dispelled with a slight bouquet.
The pungency of the bouquet often relates to the shade of the yellowness of the Wee.
Sometimes even worn and used in play but more often a serious affair of spill and flush - sometimes even accompanied by a hand shake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wee Review???
Its slightly yellow, warm when first dispelled with a slight bouquet.
The pungency of the bouquet often relates to the shade of the yellowness of the Wee.
Sometimes even worn and used in play but more often a serious affair of spill and flush - sometimes even accompanied by a hand shake."
you need to come up here at some point and me and laine will give you a crash course in the scottish lingo lol!!! its not wee here its pish!!! x |
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By *ebzStarWoman
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"Wee Review???
Its slightly yellow, warm when first dispelled with a slight bouquet.
The pungency of the bouquet often relates to the shade of the yellowness of the Wee.
Sometimes even worn and used in play but more often a serious affair of spill and flush - sometimes even accompanied by a hand shake.
you need to come up here at some point and me and laine will give you a crash course in the scottish lingo lol!!! its not wee here its pish!!! x"
lol
PISH OFF!!!!!
PISHY PANTS
the first time i was asked when working behind the bar - "can i have a lager hen"
i thought he meant a lager top - didnt realise he was calling me a hen!!!!
LOL
Suppose bird=hen. hehehehe
And if i went up to see you two - i wouldnt be able to keep up xx |
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