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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting

Can be annoying little fuckers.

.

But we somehow still love em anyway!!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can be annoying little fuckers.

.

But we somehow still love em anyway!!!

xxx"

Dont have a clue who ya on about hun

Did ya get me WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM text then xxxxx

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman  over a year ago

east london

and miss them from the forums....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and miss them from the forums...."

Ar fank q hun i misses you lot to xxx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"Can be annoying little fuckers.

.

But we somehow still love em anyway!!!

xxx

Dont have a clue who ya on about hun

Did ya get me WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM text then xxxxx "

hey ya foooooker.

Me phone is downstairs!!!!

LOL

Gonna go check now tho as need a glass of water

xxx

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By *adchickCouple  over a year ago

Cyprus

I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **"

Hope ya not got a bad back tho to bend down for those kneecaps, hehehehe

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By *adchickCouple  over a year ago

Cyprus


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **

Hope ya not got a bad back tho to bend down for those kneecaps, hehehehe"

Funny you should say that my little fruit cake.

I've bolloxed my lower back again.... but it's the perfect height for someone to kiss it better

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **

Hope ya not got a bad back tho to bend down for those kneecaps, hehehehe

Funny you should say that my little fruit cake.

I've bolloxed my lower back again.... but it's the perfect height for someone to kiss it better "

get him onto it - at the double!!!!

hehe

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **"

With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **

With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx "

she got her posse boyo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **

With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx

she got her posse boyo!!!!"

The pissy posse are all old farts and stink of wee xx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"I've missed the short arse as well.

**He'd better be coming to the Charity Bash or he'll be shorter when I've kneecapped him!!! **

With a bad back how the hell are ya gonna get down that far ta kneecap me? lol xxx

she got her posse boyo!!!!

The pissy posse are all old farts and stink of wee xx "

nowt wrong with that odour parfum!!!

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK

is this a joke about short people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"is this a joke about short people "

Nope lol its aimed squarely at me hun lol xx

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK

ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella"

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx "

haha shortarse lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol"

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx "

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx"

Ya comin too? xxx

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx

Ya comin too? xxx "

of course darling xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I miss Soapy too! Hugs!

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx

Ya comin too? xxx

of course darling xxx"

have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx

Ya comin too? xxx

of course darling xxx

have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol "

yu need asking???

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK

no def not lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I may be considered as short being only 5'2 in this country, however, I am average height back in my native Hong Kong!

What I lack in height I more than make up for it in size and width, not to mention my rather bright and colourful style in clothing!

I doubt if anyone would call me a wall flower!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"I may be considered as short being only 5'2 in this country, however, I am average height back in my native Hong Kong!

What I lack in height I more than make up for it in size and width, not to mention my rather bright and colourful style in clothing!

I doubt if anyone would call me a wall flower! "

Most certainly not ma lady

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK

have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol "

nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo

I can make acceptions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx

Ya comin too? xxx

of course darling xxx

have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol "

aye up garfield how cum ya not invited me to ya threesome or are ya being heightist lol

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"ok if you swing that way with men m8 lol il cal you hun aswell lol

i just hope ur not bigger then 5'5 or im deff a real short arse for a fella

Nope im 5,3" mate i call anyone hun lol xx

haha shortarse lol

Oi they call me soapy if ya dont mind but yes a shortass and bloody proud of it lol xx

get a room ya pair of shortarses xxxx

Ya comin too? xxx

of course darling xxx

have i just been brought into a 3some without being asked lol not saying no like lol

aye up garfield how cum ya not invited me to ya threesome or are ya being heightist lol"

oi cheeky!!!!

Only the shortarses on this thread peeerrlease!!!

Hehehe

I would spank you but i hurt my hand last time!!!!

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK


"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol

nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo

I can make acceptions "

well thats it sorted then im going have the girl of my dreams on fab lol can feel my willy tingle already lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol

nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo

I can make acceptions

well thats it sorted then im going have the girl of my dreams on fab lol can feel my willy tingle already lol "

Nightmares more like lol xx

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By *adchickCouple  over a year ago

Cyprus


"have call off the 3some im 6 years to young lol

nononononoonoooooooooooooooooo

I can make acceptions

well thats it sorted then im going have the girl of my dreams on fab lol can feel my willy tingle already lol

Nightmares more like lol xx "

I'm 5ft 5". Am I too tall to make it a 3sum?

**That means that Soapy is surplus to requirements before he starts counting on his fingers trying to figure out how 4 have become 3**

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

**That means that Soapy is surplus to requirements before he starts counting on his fingers trying to figure out how 4 have become 3** "

Im always surplus to requirments lol and i have a calculator now so there xxx

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By *adchickCouple  over a year ago

Cyprus


"

**That means that Soapy is surplus to requirements before he starts counting on his fingers trying to figure out how 4 have become 3**

Im always surplus to requirments lol and i have a calculator now so there xxx "

Oohhhh, you can read numbers as well now can ya! Show off

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Can be annoying little fuckers.

.

But we somehow still love em anyway!!!

xxx"

I likes him in his ikle shorts n boots and them there fairy wings he wears at times are divine!

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