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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...types of threads fucking annoying!!
I wish people would state what the threwad is about in the title instead of putting some ambiguous phrase that leaves it open ended until you get into the thread expecting one thing and find it's about sommat completely different.
Like the one about plasic bed linen... wear a fookin nappy for god's sake!!  |
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"...types of threads fucking annoying!!
I wish people would state what the threwad is about in the title instead of putting some ambiguous phrase that leaves it open ended until you get into the thread expecting one thing and find it's about sommat completely different.
Like the one about plasic bed linen... wear a fookin nappy for god's sake!! "
Yes they... |
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"...types of threads fucking annoying!!
I wish people would state what the threwad is about in the title instead of putting some ambiguous phrase that leaves it open ended until you get into the thread expecting one thing and find it's about sommat completely different.
Like the one about plasic bed linen... wear a fookin nappy for god's sake!!
Yes they..."
...are! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oh no I love these ones, you never know what you are going to get until you open it
Fookin Gumpist!!.. You are aren't you? 
I had to go google what that was then lol"
And? It came back with? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i like them! sonetimes they interestin ! dont like dont post dont open!
as waterproof beddin ones would you walk into your local shop and ask hi im looking for waterproof bedding because i piss or when i fist the wife she floods the place??  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i like them! sonetimes they interestin ! dont like dont post dont open!
as waterproof beddin ones would you walk into your local shop and ask hi im looking for waterproof bedding because i piss or when i fist the wife she floods the place?? xx"
I'd be assuming they've heard all the excuses in the world. Imagine working for research & dev for the company that makes them, they must come home from work in a right proper bad mood.
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"Are you coming to bed darling?"
"Fuck off!"
"How about a nice cup of tea instead then?"
"Fuck off!"
"Shall we go to the beach with the kids at the weekend?"
"Fuck off!"
"Oh dear, rain is forecast."
"Fuck off!"
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What a shit job. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"my cup of coffee has been moved, who's got it? 
Ruggers has.....
...been trying to shove it up my bumhole.. sorry.. "
Don't be silly, that was a butt plug....a huge one 
I found out I was doing a forest gump on google? would that be right?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i like them! sonetimes they interestin ! dont like dont post dont open!
as waterproof beddin ones would you walk into your local shop and ask hi im looking for waterproof bedding because i piss or when i fist the wife she floods the place?? xx
I'd be assuming they've heard all the excuses in the world. Imagine working for research & dev for the company that makes them, they must come home from work in a right proper bad mood.
~
"Are you coming to bed darling?"
"Fuck off!"
"How about a nice cup of tea instead then?"
"Fuck off!"
"Shall we go to the beach with the kids at the weekend?"
"Fuck off!"
"Oh dear, rain is forecast."
"Fuck off!"
~
What a shit job. "
nha imagine the testin!! piss test in line 3 please!! do we have any squirters please report to line 4 lol!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my cup of coffee has been moved, who's got it?
Ruggers has.....
...been trying to shove it up my bumhole.. sorry..
Don't be silly, that was a butt plug....a huge one
I found out I was doing a forest gump on google? would that be right? "
Are you saying 'gumpist' exists as a word? I thought I'd made it up, but yes, I meant that it referred to Forrest Gump's life is like a box of chocolates line lol.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i like them! sonetimes they interestin ! dont like dont post dont open!
as waterproof beddin ones would you walk into your local shop and ask hi im looking for waterproof bedding because i piss or when i fist the wife she floods the place?? xx
I'd be assuming they've heard all the excuses in the world. Imagine working for research & dev for the company that makes them, they must come home from work in a right proper bad mood.
~
"Are you coming to bed darling?"
"Fuck off!"
"How about a nice cup of tea instead then?"
"Fuck off!"
"Shall we go to the beach with the kids at the weekend?"
"Fuck off!"
"Oh dear, rain is forecast."
"Fuck off!"
~
What a shit job.
nha imagine the testin!! piss test in line 3 please!! do we have any squirters please report to line 4 lol!! xx "
I can imagine the workplace chat up lines....
"... Nice gush darlin'!" |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"my cup of coffee has been moved, who's got it?
Ruggers has.....
...been trying to shove it up my bumhole.. sorry..
Don't be silly, that was a butt plug....a huge one
I found out I was doing a forest gump on google? would that be right?
Are you saying 'gumpist' exists as a word? I thought I'd made it up, but yes, I meant that it referred to Forrest Gump's life is like a box of chocolates line lol.
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lol yes, found a close word on the urban dictionary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i like them! sonetimes they interestin ! dont like dont post dont open!
as waterproof beddin ones would you walk into your local shop and ask hi im looking for waterproof bedding because i piss or when i fist the wife she floods the place?? xx
I'd be assuming they've heard all the excuses in the world. Imagine working for research & dev for the company that makes them, they must come home from work in a right proper bad mood.
~
"Are you coming to bed darling?"
"Fuck off!"
"How about a nice cup of tea instead then?"
"Fuck off!"
"Shall we go to the beach with the kids at the weekend?"
"Fuck off!"
"Oh dear, rain is forecast."
"Fuck off!"
~
What a shit job.
nha imagine the testin!! piss test in line 3 please!! do we have any squirters please report to line 4 lol!! xx
I can imagine the workplace chat up lines....
"... Nice gush darlin'!" "
wonder if they wear goggles or have wee fluid measurin cups?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my cup of coffee has been moved, who's got it?
Ruggers has.....
...been trying to shove it up my bumhole.. sorry..
Don't be silly, that was a butt plug....a huge one
I found out I was doing a forest gump on google? would that be right?
Are you saying 'gumpist' exists as a word? I thought I'd made it up, but yes, I meant that it referred to Forrest Gump's life is like a box of chocolates line lol.
lol yes, found a close word on the urban dictionary "
Well I'll be blowed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you are lucky yeah "
Are we back to vacuum cleaner's again? I may have to take a second job, I've often wondered why these women do such low paid work in the offices of high ranking personnel who require executive stress relief..... AH.... I get it!!! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"my cup of coffee has been moved, who's got it?
Ruggers has.....
...been trying to shove it up my bumhole.. sorry..
Don't be silly, that was a butt plug....a huge one
I found out I was doing a forest gump on google? would that be right?
Are you saying 'gumpist' exists as a word? I thought I'd made it up, but yes, I meant that it referred to Forrest Gump's life is like a box of chocolates line lol.
lol yes, found a close word on the urban dictionary
Well I'll be blowed! "
Thats what Jason said last night! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"my cup of coffee has been moved, who's got it?
Ruggers has.....
...been trying to shove it up my bumhole.. sorry..
Don't be silly, that was a butt plug....a huge one
I found out I was doing a forest gump on google? would that be right?
Are you saying 'gumpist' exists as a word? I thought I'd made it up, but yes, I meant that it referred to Forrest Gump's life is like a box of chocolates line lol.
lol yes, found a close word on the urban dictionary
Well I'll be blowed!
Thats what Jason said last night! "
oooooooooooooooh lucky Jason!!!!
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