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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Firstly ... put the egg into the saucepan full of boiling water ... then ask the man of the house to tidy the bedroom .... 2 minutes and 5 seconds later when he's finished take the egg out ... work's everytime lol xxx |
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coddle them instead then....put eggs into boiling water, cover the pan and turn off the heat and let the pan stand for 6-8 minutes depending on how soft you want them. Gives you time for a shag and a wash...lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So the secret is to always have a shag when you're boiling an egg! lol
Coddle...what a great word Cheryl xxx
Can you tell im not a cooking sort of person? pmsl |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"So the secret is to always have a shag when you're boiling an egg! lol
Coddle...what a great word Cheryl xxx
Can you tell im not a cooking sort of person? pmsl"
Why don't you just make hubby take you out for food? |
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"coddle them instead then....put eggs into boiling water, cover the pan and turn off the heat and let the pan stand for 6-8 minutes depending on how soft you want them. Gives you time for a shag and a wash...lol xx"
love my eggs cuddled but whats it got to do with boiling and egg ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Babes pop your eggs in cold water (i should have taken note at this point hahahahaha) bring to the boil and time for 3 mins when boiling...never failed me yet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Babes pop your eggs in cold water (i should have taken note at this point hahahahaha) bring to the boil and time for 3 mins when boiling...never failed me yet "
I am not listening to your advice about eggs!!!! could end up with more than boiled ones lol |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"personally I prefer a sausage than a egg. dont have to worry about timing it.
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Now is that the male or the female of the couple writing :P lol xxx
No offence intended bi-sexuality is cool :D xxx just a joke xxx |
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I cant cook eggs as i dont eat them. My son used to go to my mums on a saturday for breakfast to have his two chuckie eggs and toast. He says im the worst fried egg cooker in the world. Good job i have other talents lolxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just had 2 perfectly boiled duck eggs this morning .. Yummmmmmmmy - nice and yellow inside
Took the dog for her walk and when I got back they were ready in the egg cup with the tops off, a handfull of soldiers to go with them
How long did it take ? No idea - the wife did them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had 2 perfectly boiled duck eggs this morning .. Yummmmmmmmy - nice and yellow inside
Took the dog for her walk and when I got back they were ready in the egg cup with the tops off, a handfull of soldiers to go with them omg a new misguided recruit lol
How long did it take ? No idea - the wife did them "
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"ooohhh another mouthy male for me to chew up and spit out lol xx "
Yeah but no but, yeah but no but, actually lol
I think I will run away just slow enough to get caught :P xx
Sound xx |
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By *DSRMan
over a year ago
leicester |
"oh i think i could catch you quite easily ... wouldnt even have to run lol xx "
Just stand still & I will come to my senses.... You ruddy magnet you :P xx
& on that flirt...
I have to log off. Seriously, I need 1500 words on my essay everyday for the next 4 days... or fail xx Take care everyone xxxxxx
Peace and skidadle ZOOOOMMMMM xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the perfect soft boiled eggs
this has always worked for me
put eggs in a sauce with cold water
place on heat and bring to the boil
soon as they reach a rolling boil take pan off heat but leave eggs pan
place bread under grill turn on grill
as soon as toast is done take eggs out of water and put in eggs cups
and hopefully you should have the perfect boiled eggs
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
Boldon |
"the perfect soft boiled eggs
this has always worked for me
put eggs in a sauce with cold water
place on heat and bring to the boil
soon as they reach a rolling boil take pan off heat but leave eggs pan
place bread under grill turn on grill
as soon as toast is done take eggs out of water and put in eggs cups
and hopefully you should have the perfect boiled eggs
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would that be red or brown sauce you boil them in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny  how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this."
Babe I think you need help full stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"coddle them instead then....put eggs into boiling water, cover the pan and turn off the heat and let the pan stand for 6-8 minutes depending on how soft you want them. Gives you time for a shag and a wash...lol xx"
pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft boiled egg?
Mine always end up hard boiled or too runny "
Don't laugh lol you kidding right?
Put the egg in cold water heat until the first bubble breaks the surface and then time for three mins
Before i did what i do now i was a qualified french cuisine chef 7061 7062 city and guilds lol i kid you not
Hard boiled same thing but ten mins xx  |
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"coddle them instead then....put eggs into boiling water, cover the pan and turn off the heat and let the pan stand for 6-8 minutes depending on how soft you want them. Gives you time for a shag and a wash...lol xx
pmsl "
oi...thats mine, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"coddle them instead then....put eggs into boiling water, cover the pan and turn off the heat and let the pan stand for 6-8 minutes depending on how soft you want them. Gives you time for a shag and a wash...lol xx
pmsl
oi...thats mine, lol "
Fancy a coddle Cheryl?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But in these days of energy efficiency, we boil the kettle, make the tea then the remainder of the hot water goes into the egg pan .... then the egg is ready quicker and you haven't wasted half a kettle full of hot water |
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"coddle them instead then....put eggs into boiling water, cover the pan and turn off the heat and let the pan stand for 6-8 minutes depending on how soft you want them. Gives you time for a shag and a wash...lol xx
pmsl
oi...thats mine, lol
Fancy a coddle Cheryl? "
Oh yes indeed |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this.
Babe I think you need help full stop "
PMSFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this.
Babe I think you need help full stop "
How the Fook did I miss this one LMFAO you have too much time on your hands lady xxxxxxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this.
Babe I think you need help full stop
How the Fook did I miss this one LMFAO you have too much time on your hands lady xxxxxxxx "
Are you two girls going to behave, or will I have to get strict? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this.
Babe I think you need help full stop
How the Fook did I miss this one LMFAO you have too much time on your hands lady xxxxxxxx
Are you two girls going to behave, or will I have to get strict? "
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh go on!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this.
Babe I think you need help full stop
How the Fook did I miss this one LMFAO you have too much time on your hands lady xxxxxxxx
Are you two girls going to behave, or will I have to get strict?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh go on!!!!!"
Careful now young lady, or I'll have you as well...... hopefully |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Seriously how do you make the perfect soft bummed egg?
Mine always end up hard bummed or too runny how long do you leave them up your bum? what if they hatch? and do you put them up pointy end first?
I really need help with this.
Babe I think you need help full stop
How the Fook did I miss this one LMFAO you have too much time on your hands lady xxxxxxxx
Are you two girls going to behave, or will I have to get strict?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh go on!!!!!
Careful now young lady, or I'll have you as well...... hopefully"
Yeah yeah, BIG BOY!!!! LOL |
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