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Saggy Sac Syndrome!
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!! 
Just thought I'd share that with you all!  |
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over a year ago
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"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all! "
oh yes remember that discussion so well
the image i had of a blokes saggy sack scrotum has been burned into my brain lol
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all!
oh yes remember that discussion so well
the image i had of a blokes saggy sack scrotum has been burned into my brain lol
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At was one of the cleaner conversations wasn't it my lovely!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's what happens in d*unken chats, it a load of bollocks, literary.
Men's balls raise and fall to maintain the ideal temperature of the sperm.
Cold = tight and up
Hot = loose and down.
Hence the problem with some men and their sperm being rubbish, tight trousers or underpants and the balls can't regulate the temperature and so end up with cooked sperm so to speak.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what happens in d*unken chats, it a load of bollocks, literary.
Men's balls raise and fall to maintain the ideal temperature of the sperm.
Cold = tight and up
Hot = loose and down.
Hence the problem with some men and their sperm being rubbish, tight trousers or underpants and the balls can't regulate the temperature and so end up with cooked sperm so to speak.
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YUCK!!!
Hate tapioca  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all!
oh yes remember that discussion so well
the image i had of a blokes saggy sack scrotum has been burned into my brain lol
At was one of the cleaner conversations wasn't it my lovely!! "
well yes lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just checked mine, and am happy to report that they are still where the good lord put 'em, and they are still firm and round, like a couple of clemetines in a hanky 
Wish me dick would go a bit farther south though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what happens in d*unken chats, it a load of bollocks, literary.
Men's balls raise and fall to maintain the ideal temperature of the sperm.
Cold = tight and up
Hot = loose and down.
Hence the problem with some men and their sperm being rubbish, tight trousers or underpants and the balls can't regulate the temperature and so end up with cooked sperm so to speak.
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If it is cooked, is it still safe for human consumption?  |
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theres a sketch in the jackass movie with an old guy thats got his balls hanging out the bottom of his shorts , really funny
worst off of the lot though is the poor old ageing , pre opp transexuall
with both sagging titts and dangling balls , not to mention batt wings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well that's a sweeping generalisation lol!
My 50+ girlfriends all have high, firm, perky boobies, lucky cows, whilst mine need scaffolding to stay above my waist! 
My special playmate is 55 with the body of an athlete and balls as tight as anything! |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I did wonder when this would crop up
so really we should empty them more often so the less weight the less sag "
I promised you I would post it!!
It was all Milly's fault............. honest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if anyone knows this and why I remembered it God only knows but I was reading an article about the actor Nick Nolte.
And he had undergone a "testicle tuck" operation to raise the old sweety sack up a bit. Apparently it makes your willy look bigger aswell.
I'm saving up for it now...  |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Not sure if anyone knows this and why I remembered it God only knows but I was reading an article about the actor Nick Nolte.
And he had undergone a "testicle tuck" operation to raise the old sweety sack up a bit. Apparently it makes your willy look bigger aswell.
I'm saving up for it now... "
They couldn't do that with the Doris's..... they all think with their penis's and talk bollox anyway. Raise them and they'd spout even more useless tripe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did wonder when this would crop up
so really we should empty them more often so the less weight the less sag
I promised you I would post it!!
It was all Milly's fault............. honest! "
lol blame _illy it was all her fault she started it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well we have had the wonder bra for many years now so its about time they invented the wonder jock strap "
It seems like they are taking steps towards it already... http://www.ballbra.com/ |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all! "
you are forgetting maddie, some men have no balls at all!!!!  |
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By *adchick OP Couple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all! you are forgetting maddie, some men have no balls at all!!!! "
I try not to mention the 99% of men I've dated! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all! you are forgetting maddie, some men have no balls at all!!!!
I try not to mention the 99% of men I've dated! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a d*unked discussion with a few lovely people from this site last night and the women realised that, like tits, mens balls drop and wither as they get old.
When they are young, mens balls and tight and firm cus they are always ready to explode. When they hit 30+ they have a tendancy to wake up in the morning and start to go south.
After 40, they start to wander off towards the knee caps and become all withered and look like 'chicken neck'
Therefore: Men, before you start moaning about womens tits going south, have a look at your own scrotum and tell us that you don't suffer from Saggy Sac Syndrome!!!
Just thought I'd share that with you all! you are forgetting maddie, some men have no balls at all!!!! "
Some men were born without and others get them cut off by a woman. Either is an unpleasant trait and results in a demasculated male. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"theres a sketch in the jackass movie with an old guy thats got his balls hanging out the bottom of his shorts , really funny
worst off of the lot though is the poor old ageing , pre opp transexuall
with both sagging titts and dangling balls , not to mention batt wings "
sounds like my ex mother in law!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have noticed this thing with balls in purely a work capacity
I have also noticed that balls seem to spread with age so that they're like a cowpat in sitting in mens laps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a scrotum tuck is the answer.
kris kristofferson or a similar spelling had one and feck knows how I know that, but I must have read it.
must cancel my 'scrotum weekly' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a scrotum tuck is the answer.
kris kristofferson or a similar spelling had one and feck knows how I know that, but I must have read it.
must cancel my 'scrotum weekly'"
just spat my coffee over laptop screen laughin there!!! xx |
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