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Who has the biggest cock batman or superman?
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"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina" Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons! | |||
"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons! " Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be? I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson | |||
"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons! Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be? I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson" He he he Dick Grayson awesome! Supermans would be Clout Cunt.  | |||
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"Batman has Robin, he's often a giant Cock, or at least portrayed as one. Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be? I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson I believe he calls it Jeremy" Not... 'The Red Hood'??? | |||
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"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons! Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be? I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson He he he Dick Grayson awesome! Supermans would be Clout Cunt. "Hahaha I was thinking Lex Luthor, angry bald shiny head | |||
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"Batman has Robin, he's often a giant Cock, or at least portrayed as one. Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be? I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson I believe he calls it Jeremy" What he says ""Eyeup Robbin give Jeremy a gobble"? | |||
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"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock "hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner... Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe! | |||
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"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock
hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...
Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!"I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept.  | |||
"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock
hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...
Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!
I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept. "That's what the Pym Particles were for, turning him into Giant Man. She stayed as the wasp so it would appear even bigger hahaha | |||
"I bet spiderman spunks the furthest if he can do that web thing and is his spunk webby too?" Hahaha I love a heavy load but that's a scary thought lol How about wolverine? Though the adamantium only effects his bones n not his muscles, I reckon he would still be a good fuck  lol | |||
"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock
hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...
Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!
I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept.
That's what the Pym Particles were for, turning him into Giant Man. She stayed as the wasp so it would appear even bigger hahaha"lol you didnt read issue 108, it explained his Pym Particles were slang for his spuds | |||
"I bet spiderman spunks the furthest if he can do that web thing and is his spunk webby too? Hahaha I love a heavy load but that's a scary thought lol How about wolverine? Though the adamantium only effects his bones n not his muscles, I reckon he would still be a good fuck lol"Oh yeah he'd penetrate you so much, you'd come in a hundred different directions LOL | |||
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"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock
hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...
Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!
I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept.
That's what the Pym Particles were for, turning him into Giant Man. She stayed as the wasp so it would appear even bigger hahaha
lol you didnt read issue 108, it explained his Pym Particles were slang for his spuds "LMAOOOOOOOO | |||
"Bet the Hulks is bigger and he cums with the thunder "was that why he asked Mr Magee not to make him angry  | |||
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"Hulk SMAAASH (your back doors in)" Puny Human | |||
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"...think you just killed it..." my bad....sorry!! | |||
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"Has Iron Man got the hardest? Does David Banner's go green without the rest him when he gets excited? " Not sure Banner can have sex as he could turn into Hulk. Just a thought, Galactus could drown everyone with his jizz | |||
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"Has Iron Man got the hardest? Does David Banner's go green without the rest him when he gets excited? " There is no cock on the suit so stark just has a normal weiner. | |||
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"Imagine if superwoman had a cock?? omg! thats my childhood crush gone out the window lol "LMAOoooooooooo!! Was thinking the same about Wonder Woman! | |||
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"Those pants don't give anything away. Maybe they're both hung like Action Man." As far as I remember my action man was cockless. | |||
"Superman is flying about feeling horny and frustrated ,, he sees batman flys over and say " morning batman,, I m feeling frisky and Lois just can t satisfy me,, what do you do when tthat happens,,?" Batman says " well it just so happens that super heros are difgicult to satisfy, have you been with wonder woman, she satisfied me and robin,,'" " no I have nt, I had nt thought of her in that way,, thanks, gotta fly,," He flys off and ses captain America " morning cappy, when youre frustrated, you know feeling frisky,, what do you do,?" Captain says " I head straight over to wonder woman,, shes phenomenal,,!" "hmmm batman said the same thing,, gotta fly. Cheers " and off superman flys,, a short while later he see s Spiderman,, zooms down and asks Spiderman the same question,, Spiderman says " you gotta go see wonder woman, she s fantastic best there is,,!" "cheers spidey, thats something I m contemplating,,!" of he flys,, a little while later as hes flying around feeling more frustrated and horny he sees wonder woman naked laid on her backin a field,, a split second later theres a flash as superman hurtles to the groundat the speed of light,,,, ,the ground shudder as he climaxes , a split second later a flash of light as he sets off skywards his sexual energy sated,,, " what the fuck was that,,?!" yells wonder woman " I don t know, " says the invisible Man,,!! "But my arse hurts ,!"" LMAOoooooooo!! An oldie but a goodie x thanks for the belly laugh | |||
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"I bet the Hulk has a tiny cock innit? "In proportion to the rest of him he has real small pants. | |||
"Superman is flying about feeling horny and frustrated ,, he sees batman flys over and say " morning batman,, I m feeling frisky and Lois just can t satisfy me,, what do you do when tthat happens,,?" Batman says " well it just so happens that super heros are difgicult to satisfy, have you been with wonder woman, she satisfied me and robin,,'" " no I have nt, I had nt thought of her in that way,, thanks, gotta fly,," He flys off and ses captain America " morning cappy, when youre frustrated, you know feeling frisky,, what do you do,?" Captain says " I head straight over to wonder woman,, shes phenomenal,,!" "hmmm batman said the same thing,, gotta fly. Cheers " and off superman flys,, a short while later he see s Spiderman,, zooms down and asks Spiderman the same question,, Spiderman says " you gotta go see wonder woman, she s fantastic best there is,,!" "cheers spidey, thats something I m contemplating,,!" of he flys,, a little while later as hes flying around feeling more frustrated and horny he sees wonder woman naked laid on her backin a field,, a split second later theres a flash as superman hurtles to the groundat the speed of light,,,, ,the ground shudder as he climaxes , a split second later a flash of light as he sets off skywards his sexual energy sated,,, " what the fuck was that,,?!" yells wonder woman " I don t know, " says the invisible Man,,!! "But my arse hurts ,!"" pfft that's ridiculous. lol Superman is DC Spiderman and Captain America are Marvel how would they know any of them too many geek holes in this joke (see what i did there?) | |||
